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Chapter 485 Falling?
Chapter 485 Falling?
"Sword Shadow Slash"
After the shadow of the sword dissipated and the four tigers were interrupted from attacking, their silhouettes suddenly fell to the ground as if they were suddenly weightless. As a master swordsman, how could he let go of this opportunity to beat the dog in the water, whoosh, brother Sanshi The long sword in his hand burst into light again, and took the four tigers away in a nearly crushing posture, turning them into experience.
Having dealt with the tiger, Brother Sanshi turned his head proudly, wanting to brag in front of the panda, but the panda walked towards Brother Sanshi angrily, and stretched out his small white hand to touch Brother Sanshi's waist. Dazed, will this development be a little fast, this is going to be hugged?Sure enough, women are creatures that worship heroes. They must have been given to the whale shark by their handsome killing of four tigers just now, so they threw themselves into their arms. Brother Sanshi thought proudly, and even started to organize his words. How to set off yourself calmly but without losing pretense.
but!
What the hell!
Thousands of words gathered into one sentence!
What the hell!
At that time, tears flowed down the corners of Brother Sanshi's eyes. It's true that tears really flow in this game, oh, really.
Brother Sanshi clutched his waist, and his whole body was throbbing with pain. Of course, this is something that many male compatriots don’t understand. Why does it hurt so much when a woman twists it? It’s like being able to find your pain point every minute. They were all dumbfounded, brother Sanshi was also dumbfounded, why is this different from the plot I imagined, shouldn't he crush the beast with his handsome figure, and throw the beauty into his arms?How did it turn into the meat on my waist, this is my way of opening, isn't it?
"See if you can do it, don't you know what you stepped on when you stepped on it suddenly?" Panda nodded angrily on Brother Sanshi's head, looking like you want to see what you have done look like.
Only then did Brother Sanshi remember that he had indeed just taken a step back when he urged Jump and Slash, and at that time the panda seemed to be hiding behind him, and he heard a scream, could it be Said that just now... I stepped on his foot when I went back to the bed?
This!
Brother Sanshi didn't know where he lost his old face at the time. In this amazing plot, he wanted to come out bravely in a handsome figure, but when he left, he stepped on someone's foot. Damn it!
"I..." Brother Sanshi wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere at the time, but suddenly it came to his mouth: "Maybe your feet are bigger!" Power urged him to go farther and farther on the road to death.
After the panda heard it, his expression changed, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
Maybe this is what the ancients said "laughing when you are extremely angry"!But if you look carefully, there may be more stories behind this word. For example, Brother Sanshi's waist was at the place where it was still hurting, and he came again with great precision. Whack it, oh my god!
Brother Sanshi was rubbing his waist while walking, and he really didn't want to feel too much in his heart. He wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, but the words in his mind were that maybe your feet are smaller and mine are bigger. The taste of the mouth has changed, there is no way, I can only wrong my waist!
Going on, although the mountain is now covered by various green vegetation, occasionally you can still see the place where the attic was once erected. Although it collapsed, there are still traces, and Brother Sanshi and Panda are like It's like coming to explore and rob a tomb, looking around, digging here, looking there, to see if you can dig up any treasures.
Panda wiped his hands, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at Brother Sanshi who was prying a wall brick with his buttocks pouted and a long sword in his hand, always feeling weird.
Long Jian: "I'm so fucking golden! It's not a crowbar."
Brother Sanshi: "No, you are a crowbar. As a weapon, you are not qualified to speak."
Long Sword: "..."
"I feel that we are a bit like thieves. I am the inheritor of the Yushen tribe, but why am I prying things here? It seems to be stealing things from my own house?" Panda was a little puzzled, but The subordinates didn't make it through, anyway, I came here to find the baby, can I not feel a little guilty?But she told herself that if she felt guilty, it would all be on Brother Sanshi's head.
Brother Sanshi: "If you have some free time, look at a few more wall tiles. I can tell you that based on my experience of reading hundreds of novels and TV dramas, as long as there are personal characters in these sects, they generally like to hide them." Things, but good things XZ will definitely be found by people, so this job of hiding things is the most challenging job. Think about it, the secret room, is the switch hidden in the crack in the wall? Think about the crack in the wall. Can't you put a hole in it and hide it full of gold jewels?"
When the panda heard it, his eyes lit up: "That's right! Don't talk, let's keep looking."
Talking about it, the panda continued to rummage. While searching, the panda saw a large wall brick, and a pair of very delicate wings were carved on the wall brick, which looked very beautiful, so she thought there must be some kind of mechanism. , rushed over at that time, stretched out her hand to touch the pair of small wings, and seemed to have no response, then she raised her foot angrily and kicked hard. There was a sound of "Fuck", but she looked back, there was no one!what happened?
Then she looked at the little wings under her feet. At this time, the little wings were gone, which made the panda's eyes light up. This is definitely a trap!She proudly turned her head and wanted to call Brother Sanshi to come over and take a look, but when she turned her head, the figure of Brother Sanshi who was pouting his butt disappeared.
???
Where did the people go?
No, how could there be such a big hole there?
The panda was curious, thinking that this idiot would not have fallen into the hole!So he walked over cautiously, knowing that the wall tiles here are covered with moss, if it is not slippery, it is nonsense, and immediately slipped, the panda's foot slipped, and the whole person slid directly towards the hole at an extremely fast speed. quick,
Under the hole, Brother Sanshi rubbed his sore buttocks, he couldn't understand what was going on, suddenly a big hole appeared under his feet and he fell down hard, he couldn't see what was in the hole, looked up Look, it seems to be tens of meters high, so he plans to call out to the panda to see if he can find a way to rescue himself.
No, before he even opened his mouth, he saw a figure directly facing her face, and smashed it down.
(End of this chapter)
"Sword Shadow Slash"
After the shadow of the sword dissipated and the four tigers were interrupted from attacking, their silhouettes suddenly fell to the ground as if they were suddenly weightless. As a master swordsman, how could he let go of this opportunity to beat the dog in the water, whoosh, brother Sanshi The long sword in his hand burst into light again, and took the four tigers away in a nearly crushing posture, turning them into experience.
Having dealt with the tiger, Brother Sanshi turned his head proudly, wanting to brag in front of the panda, but the panda walked towards Brother Sanshi angrily, and stretched out his small white hand to touch Brother Sanshi's waist. Dazed, will this development be a little fast, this is going to be hugged?Sure enough, women are creatures that worship heroes. They must have been given to the whale shark by their handsome killing of four tigers just now, so they threw themselves into their arms. Brother Sanshi thought proudly, and even started to organize his words. How to set off yourself calmly but without losing pretense.
but!
What the hell!
Thousands of words gathered into one sentence!
What the hell!
At that time, tears flowed down the corners of Brother Sanshi's eyes. It's true that tears really flow in this game, oh, really.
Brother Sanshi clutched his waist, and his whole body was throbbing with pain. Of course, this is something that many male compatriots don’t understand. Why does it hurt so much when a woman twists it? It’s like being able to find your pain point every minute. They were all dumbfounded, brother Sanshi was also dumbfounded, why is this different from the plot I imagined, shouldn't he crush the beast with his handsome figure, and throw the beauty into his arms?How did it turn into the meat on my waist, this is my way of opening, isn't it?
"See if you can do it, don't you know what you stepped on when you stepped on it suddenly?" Panda nodded angrily on Brother Sanshi's head, looking like you want to see what you have done look like.
Only then did Brother Sanshi remember that he had indeed just taken a step back when he urged Jump and Slash, and at that time the panda seemed to be hiding behind him, and he heard a scream, could it be Said that just now... I stepped on his foot when I went back to the bed?
This!
Brother Sanshi didn't know where he lost his old face at the time. In this amazing plot, he wanted to come out bravely in a handsome figure, but when he left, he stepped on someone's foot. Damn it!
"I..." Brother Sanshi wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere at the time, but suddenly it came to his mouth: "Maybe your feet are bigger!" Power urged him to go farther and farther on the road to death.
After the panda heard it, his expression changed, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
Maybe this is what the ancients said "laughing when you are extremely angry"!But if you look carefully, there may be more stories behind this word. For example, Brother Sanshi's waist was at the place where it was still hurting, and he came again with great precision. Whack it, oh my god!
Brother Sanshi was rubbing his waist while walking, and he really didn't want to feel too much in his heart. He wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, but the words in his mind were that maybe your feet are smaller and mine are bigger. The taste of the mouth has changed, there is no way, I can only wrong my waist!
Going on, although the mountain is now covered by various green vegetation, occasionally you can still see the place where the attic was once erected. Although it collapsed, there are still traces, and Brother Sanshi and Panda are like It's like coming to explore and rob a tomb, looking around, digging here, looking there, to see if you can dig up any treasures.
Panda wiped his hands, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at Brother Sanshi who was prying a wall brick with his buttocks pouted and a long sword in his hand, always feeling weird.
Long Jian: "I'm so fucking golden! It's not a crowbar."
Brother Sanshi: "No, you are a crowbar. As a weapon, you are not qualified to speak."
Long Sword: "..."
"I feel that we are a bit like thieves. I am the inheritor of the Yushen tribe, but why am I prying things here? It seems to be stealing things from my own house?" Panda was a little puzzled, but The subordinates didn't make it through, anyway, I came here to find the baby, can I not feel a little guilty?But she told herself that if she felt guilty, it would all be on Brother Sanshi's head.
Brother Sanshi: "If you have some free time, look at a few more wall tiles. I can tell you that based on my experience of reading hundreds of novels and TV dramas, as long as there are personal characters in these sects, they generally like to hide them." Things, but good things XZ will definitely be found by people, so this job of hiding things is the most challenging job. Think about it, the secret room, is the switch hidden in the crack in the wall? Think about the crack in the wall. Can't you put a hole in it and hide it full of gold jewels?"
When the panda heard it, his eyes lit up: "That's right! Don't talk, let's keep looking."
Talking about it, the panda continued to rummage. While searching, the panda saw a large wall brick, and a pair of very delicate wings were carved on the wall brick, which looked very beautiful, so she thought there must be some kind of mechanism. , rushed over at that time, stretched out her hand to touch the pair of small wings, and seemed to have no response, then she raised her foot angrily and kicked hard. There was a sound of "Fuck", but she looked back, there was no one!what happened?
Then she looked at the little wings under her feet. At this time, the little wings were gone, which made the panda's eyes light up. This is definitely a trap!She proudly turned her head and wanted to call Brother Sanshi to come over and take a look, but when she turned her head, the figure of Brother Sanshi who was pouting his butt disappeared.
???
Where did the people go?
No, how could there be such a big hole there?
The panda was curious, thinking that this idiot would not have fallen into the hole!So he walked over cautiously, knowing that the wall tiles here are covered with moss, if it is not slippery, it is nonsense, and immediately slipped, the panda's foot slipped, and the whole person slid directly towards the hole at an extremely fast speed. quick,
Under the hole, Brother Sanshi rubbed his sore buttocks, he couldn't understand what was going on, suddenly a big hole appeared under his feet and he fell down hard, he couldn't see what was in the hole, looked up Look, it seems to be tens of meters high, so he plans to call out to the panda to see if he can find a way to rescue himself.
No, before he even opened his mouth, he saw a figure directly facing her face, and smashed it down.
(End of this chapter)
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