My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 535

"It's okay, teacher, I think it's good to eat for free." Chen Yuyang smiled sarcastically. He didn't think that Mr. Liu's fried cabbage and porridge was worth two cigarettes. With 200 yuan, he could eat at least three dishes.

Teacher Liu thought for a while: "Then, the teacher doesn't want you too much. It's getting cold in the sky. It's almost New Year's Eve. In addition to cigarettes, there will be more meat."

Chen Yuyang has a toothache. Is this the legendary disaster?

During the meal, Chen Yuyang finally figured out the purpose of Mr. Liu keeping him for dinner.

"That little Chen, you dare to hunt alone in the wasteland at a young age, and you can still catch prey. It's very good. You are young and promising. In my opinion, if you continue like this, you will be either rich or expensive in this refugee area in the future. , so that you can save more money in the future and buy a decent stone house, the teacher will draw a red line for you, and on the day of your wedding, the teacher will be your witness." Teacher Liu took a sip of rice soup, and smiled at Chen Yuyang Said.

Chen Yuyang was still thinking about the problem of five taels of meat in his heart, and he didn't listen to what Mr. Liu said just now, because he felt that nothing was important!

Seeing Chen Yuyang nodding his head without saying a word, Mr. Liu smiled knowingly. This kid must be shy, and he was not sure how to be happy, and it happened that he could continue to carry out the next step.

"By the way, the teacher is very curious about how you hunted in the wasteland. Tell the teacher about the process, and you have been there for so many days. You must not bring enough dry food. How did you find the food and how to distinguish the wasteland? Which things can be eaten, which things can’t be eaten, and the advantage of being able to use traps for hunting?” Teacher Liu felt a little regretful after finishing speaking, maybe he asked too many questions at once, but there is no way, this kid has a lot of appetite. It's so big, I just drank two sips of this small bowl of rice, and the boy's bowl is almost bottomed out, so I have to eat myself poorly, I'd better let him finish talking quickly, so that I can drive people away, otherwise the little rice in the pot It's not my turn to drink.

Chen Yuyang finished the rice in the bowl, and looked at Mr. Liu with unsatisfied meaning, the meaning is very clear, I see you still have some in the pot, let's have some more.

Teacher Liu laughed bitterly: "When you are young, you must pay attention to your stomach, otherwise when you get older, it will not taste good. Are you anxious?"

"Thank you, teacher." Chen Yuyang nodded with a receptive expression, and then handed over the bowl.

Teacher Liu:"???"

Why can't you understand people's words?

"The teacher taught us before, drink more porridge to nourish our stomachs."

"..."

No way, who will let themselves ask for others?

Teacher Liu weighed another bowl for Chen Yuyang. The rice was pitifully thin, but it still tasted like rice soup. After handing it to Chen Yuyang, he did not forget to add: "Eat food slowly, walk step by step, and don't be in a hurry."

Chen Yuyang nodded, with a teachable look on his face, which made Teacher Liu feel a little guilty. Isn't it just a bowl of rice for him? What's the big deal? How can I be a teacher, forget it... In order to prevent this kind of thing from happening in the future, it is better for everyone not to eat at home.

……

Chen Yuyang: "Teacher, what did you just ask?"

Teacher Liu was a little bit pained: "I want to ask you how you survived while catching prey in the wasteland?"

Fearing that Chen Yuyang would drink up the meal again, Teacher Liu showed his superb academic skills and quickly condensed his problem to the essence.

Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "I think I might be lucky."

Hearing Chen Yuyang's answer, Mr. Liu was so angry that he almost scolded his mother. Is it stupid that I exchanged two bowls of rice soup for this answer?I clearly want to ask about the process, otherwise I will have nothing to say when I give the students a field survival class tomorrow, and the current compilation is too useless, so I can't really do what Chen Yuyang said ,lucky?

"In more detail, you can tell me how you hunted, how you led the prey to the trap step by step, and how you found food and survived in the dangerous wasteland." Teacher Liu suppressed his violent temper and had a pleasant face. He said: "The teacher can also give you pointers and see if you have any deficiencies, so that you can correct them."

Chen Yuyang took a sip of rice soup: "Traps are not enough, because the beasts are evolving too fast, and I even feel that they are smarter than before the catastrophe, so things like traps are really useless, and it takes a lot of time to set up traps." However, as long as the movement is too loud, the beast will have already run away and will not stay there at all. Even if there is really someone who is not afraid of death, then in the process of fighting with the beast, there will be no movement.

Because of the obstruction of the trap, the way I shot, what if I stepped on the trap without paying attention? "

No way, who made animals like hares, pheasants, and sparrows be called beasts in this era. It seems that human beings have really completely fallen from the throne at the top of the biological chain in this disaster.

At the side, Teacher Liu heard what Chen Yuyang said, and at some point took out a small notebook and wrote something quickly.

Chen Yuyang looked confused: "Teacher, what are you writing?"

Teacher Liu coughed dryly: "It's okay, don't worry about me, you say what you want, keep talking, if there is no trap, what should I do?"

Chen Yuyang: "???"

"If you don't use traps, you can only judge whether there are hunting targets based on the footprints on the ground and the traces of feces. Of course, if you judge by the traces of feces, it is easy to judge which hunting targets are nearby, such as feces buried in the soil. , then 90.00% can be sure that there are carnivorous prey nearby, because they are born hunters, they think that burying their feces can cover their own smell, which is more conducive to their hunting, so they like to bury their excrement, and eat Grass beasts, they don't bother to bury their own feces, because what they eat is grass, and what they pull out is grass, and the taste is similar, so there is no need to bury them, but they can also be judged by the substances in the feces." Chen Yuyang said Based on his own experience, no one taught him these things, and no one told him what to do. If he really wants to be more serious, then this wasteland is his classroom, everything is his teacher, and the law of survival is the subject. , living is the only content.

Mr. Liu’s eyes showed a strangeness. It was the first time for him to judge a beast by its excrement. It sounded very certain. This is the answer to survival. He couldn’t help but feel deeply I took a look at Chen Yuyang,
(End of this chapter)