My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 537 Earthworms
This wound is like a canal that has burst a dike, the blood cannot be stopped with life and death, and the blood finally stopped, and pus began to flow again. That time, Chen Yuyang really realized what it means not to get hurt in the wild, and it was him in the end His life was so fatal that he carried it over abruptly. In the words of the clinic doctor at the time, he had something called rabies, a virus infection. Once this disease happened, there would be no cure, and he could only wait for death. Of course If it is treated in time, it will depend on luck. In addition, the medical level in the refugee area is limited. The doctor can only disinfect Chen Yuyang.

Chen Yuyang felt that the doctor might be fooling himself, because he was scratched by a field mouse. Even if he was sick, it should be Junkrat disease. What does it have to do with the dog? pot.

"If you encounter herbivorous beasts, you can try to track them for a while and find their lair. It is definitely a large grain depot. You only need to sneak in when they are out looking for food, and catch one or two small ones. Yes, it’s enough to eat for a long time. Once I touched a cave. There was a group of stags in the cave. They said they were brats. That kid was bigger than Chen Yuyang. If it wasn’t for my speed at that time, I would almost have been killed One head was hit to death, among other things, the head of this thing is really iron." Chen Yuyang said with lingering fear, but now there are no deer in that old nest, maybe they feel that their family always loses their children, so they moved directly.

Mr. Liu quickly recorded that if he has the content of hunting, he can tell it after enriching it, but there is no subject of survival in the wilderness, and he still needs to learn from it.

"How long does it usually take to catch a prey?" Teacher Liu is like a good boy studying, always asking Chen Yuyang questions.

Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "It's only three or four days, maybe ten days later."

"Then what do you eat, you won't be hungry all the time!"

"Every time I go to walk on the wasteland, under normal circumstances, most people will choose to eat a big meal to ensure that they have enough physical strength, but this approach is absolutely wrong, because eating full will affect a person's mobility. And the speed will slow down due to the increase in weight, and a lot of exercise after eating will make the stomach cramps. The most important point is that people always have to shit after eating. If you catch a prey and hide it well, you want to go Shit, this is troublesome, because as long as you move, you may be found by the prey, so when you are waiting for the prey, you must avoid this situation, and you must control your diet every day to ensure that the body produces extremely small excrement , There is an old saying that a living person can be suffocated by feces, this may have been an interrogative sentence in the past, expressing dead-headedness, but Chen Yuyang thinks it is an extremely certain sentence.”

"As for food, it's best to have something that doesn't drop residue, because besides wild beasts, insects are the deadliest existence on the wasteland, and food residue will attract many insects. Inadvertently being drilled by centipedes or ants, and biting again, it will be cold immediately, so avoid food residues attracting insects, and only eat things that will not drop residues, such as black bread, dried buns, or It’s a compressed vegetable cake.”

At this time, some people may say, black bread, dried buns, and even vegetable cakes, don’t they all drop slag?Then he must have never eaten these things. In the refugee area, the so-called black bread is a food that is mixed with a small amount of flour and does not know what kind of foam is stirred and then cooked through fermentation. It looks black. Yes, and the taste is a little sour in the mouth, the taste is not good, it is not as good as eating wax, and the black bread is very "strong" and it may not be able to bite even if you bite hard. The only way to eat it is to take it. Hold a small piece in your mouth, soften it slowly, and then swallow it. A piece of black bread in the refugee area is only two pieces, and one piece is divided into six pieces. Each piece is the size of a rubber, and eating one piece a day is enough. It's been six days, this is the most commonly eaten food in the refugee area, and it is also the cheapest food.

As for the dry bun, it is better than black bread, the taste is not so astringent and not so hard, but it has a little bit of strength, chewing in the mouth is like eating a piece of expired rice cake, sticking to the teeth , so it will not drop scum, some people say that it is definitely mixed with gum, and there is also sawdust from trees, but these days, as long as it can't kill people, it doesn't matter what glue it is, as long as it can fill the stomach, then Easy to handle.

There is also vegetable cake, which is quite green, and the price is more expensive than black bread and steamed buns, because it is a kind of food made from non-toxic plants. You can eat a rich and earthy fragrance, and if you are lucky, you may even meet a poor earthworm caught in the dish and make a vegetable cake. This thing tastes good and is easy to swallow. All kinds of non-toxic plants are just a kind of compressed ration. There is no special nutrition, except that there is more chlorophyll.

Teacher Liu knew these kinds of things, and nodded quickly, indicating that he had recorded them, and after he got a lot of valuable things from Chen Yuyang, he let Chen Yuyang leave. The leaves were falling, the clapper was eaten by Chen Yuyang, and Teacher Liu was a little bit pained. This time, he really spent a lot of money for the material, thinking about whether to increase the tuition fee or something in the future, otherwise he would be at a loss.

Chen Yuyang patted his stomach happily, and left the school swayingly. Behind him, Teacher Liu glanced at Chen Yuyang: "Tomorrow is fine, you can rest at home, as long as you don't use it."

Chen Yuyang paused: "???"

Teacher Liu: "It's because you are serious about your studies. The teacher decided to give you a vacation. Studying requires a combination of work and rest. No one can become fat with one bite, so relax more."

Chen Yuyang shook his head: "Teacher, I still have a lot of questions. I want to study, and I want to take a bath in the bathtub of knowledge."

Looking at Chen Yuyang who left, Teacher Liu felt a little bit of a toothache, so when I give a lecture tomorrow, I have to be more steady, and I must not let him see that what I am talking about is what he said, so I have to think of a way Cover the past, otherwise I will lose my old face.

The next day, before the quarter circle arrived, Chen Yuyang came to the school early, looking at Mr. Liu with two big red eyes and dark circles, he wondered for a while, the teacher is going to be a thief for half a month Come on!
(End of this chapter)