My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 541

Chen Yuyang looked at Teacher Liu and suddenly asked, "Teacher, do you have a cold?"

Teacher Liu: "Why, is my voice wrong?"

Chen Yuyang: "No, no, I see that you only have smoke coming out of one nostril."

Teacher Liu:"???"

So, while Mr. Liu was washing rice and cooking, Chen Yuyang told Mr. Liu what he experienced in the field as a story in detail. Mr. Liu has a good memory, and he can accurately grasp the key points in Chen Yuyang's stories. Then arrange it by himself. Of course, if he didn't have the little black notebook at hand, Chen Yuyang would also think that his memory is very good.After all, as a teacher, Mr. Liu is really not good if he doesn't have a good memory, but as the old saying goes, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen.

"I don't remember when I started hunting. I vaguely remember that when I was eight or nine years old, I was so hungry that I had no food, and I didn't know where to get it. I left the refugee area with a tired body and came to the wasteland, but I hadn’t eaten for many days at that time, and I fell to the ground not long after I walked out. At that time, the sky seemed to be cloudy, the sun was not strong, and the wind was strong I guess it looked like a level three or four, and it was very refreshing to blow on my body... I was not in a particularly good mood at the time, because I felt like I was going to starve to death."

Teacher Liu's hand stirring the pot was a little unnatural at that time: "I asked you to explain in detail, not to ask you to pick the key points and explain in detail."

Chen Yuyang didn't quite understand what Teacher Liu meant, but he still nodded his head pretending to understand, and continued to preach: "I'm going to starve to death soon, and then I ate a mouthful of grass, and then I lived, so I said more Take a few bites, then start looking for food, looking for prey."

Teacher Liu: "Forget it, you should be more detailed!"

Chen Yuyang: "...what kind of food, it's so troublesome."

"It was an evening, when I opened my eyes, I saw the sun hanging in the sky, I don't know how long I slept here, I just knew that I woke up hungry, that was the first time I felt hungry, hungry What does it feel like to die? I think I'm going to starve to death anyway, so I might as well just eat something, so I randomly grabbed the grass on the side and ate it, thinking that it would be fine if there were animals eating the grass. A person can still eat and die, anyway, that's it, forget it if you eat to death, if you don't eat, you will live, and then I will eat, not to mention how uncomfortable the taste of eating grass is, it is hard to swallow, it is simply It’s a hot throat, but I still frowned and swallowed hard. When I took the first bite into my stomach, my stomach suddenly became overwhelmed. I don’t know if I didn’t chew it or something. , I thought to myself that I might have eaten poisonous weeds, since I have already eaten it, I don’t care how much it is, I ate it hard, I ate it hard, but in the end I burped because I ate it.”

"It wasn't until later that I realized that it was a kind of wild spinach with an astringent taste, but it was non-toxic, but eating too much had a bad side effect, that is, it couldn't poop..."

Teacher Liu coughed dryly: "Say something clean, I'm cooking right now."

"So since that time, whenever I'm hungry, I'll eat grass, and I'll eat grass when I'm hungry. It seems to be the same when I get used to it, but after eating for a long time, it's really tasteless, but there are Once, when I was eating, I suddenly saw a wild rabbit. It even robbed me of grass to eat, which was bearable. At that time, I chased it for several streets until I found its old nest. I was able to eat it that day. It was the first time in my life to eat the taste of meat, it was simply delicious in the world, it was heavenly."

"I began to slowly get used to how to catch these beasts, but at the beginning I also had the air force, and I couldn't catch anything. I just squatted in the grass and slowly observed the movements of these beasts, their trajectory, when they approached and what At that time, its vigilance was relatively low, and then I began to think about tools, thinking about how I could attack the prey from a long distance, because as long as the prey was injured, I could find it with the smell of blood. "

"Later, I tried a lot, and I became more comfortable with catching rabbits. You also know that people are not so easily satisfied, so I began to delve into various wild beasts, trying to catch them. I have to start with their living habits first, and only after I get acquainted with their laws can I find them accurately."

"Then, I saw a bird in the sky, and I wanted to taste the taste of bird meat. Later, I started selling my prey for money, and my life was better..."

Chen Yuyang said Mr. Liu was writing, writing quickly, and he even double-checked some places, because he found many things unbelievable, because a normal person would not think of tearing off the honeycomb and throwing it into the river. Here, wait for the fish in the river to eat all the bees before picking up the honeycombs. The honeycombs are a good thing, and how Chen Yuyang pretended to be the most unkind person in this wasteland. In short, Chen Yuyang Talking about its experience, Teacher Liu was stunned. Is this something that a seventeen or eighteen-year-old child should experience?

Chen Yuyang: "Teacher..."

Teacher Liu:"???"

Chen Yuyang: "Here comes a bowl of rice soup, I can still tell you about it for an hour, and there are not enough cabbage gangs today, why don't you cook another plate for me, I promise I can tell you this story until midnight .”

Teacher Liu thought for a while: "Get lost!"

Of course, in order to write this textbook on survival in the wild as soon as possible, Mr. Liu still added a bowl of rice to Chen Yuyang, and then forced Chen Yuyang to stay in the school, telling him that it was getting late, so stay here and where to sleep It's not about sleeping, Chen Yuyang said in his heart, this is definitely because he wants to finish talking quickly, so that he doesn't have to worry about his own food, but Chen Yuyang still said he wanted to go out for a while, Teacher Liu asked him why, Chen Yuyang said that he was going to borrow some wood Prepare yourself a table and chairs for class.

Borrowing this word sounds ridiculous in the refugee area. Everyone is poor. What can I borrow? Even a small iron nail will be carefully hidden, lest someone think about it and steal it. , what else do you expect.

Teacher Liu thought for a while: "You don't use the borrowed words very well, so try to change it, it sounds so real."

Chen Yuyang shook his head: "I'm a good person, so it's better to borrow. As the saying goes, it's not difficult to borrow if you borrow well!"

Teacher Liu has a bit of a toothache. I didn't expect you to be quite pragmatic. Are you planning to borrow more times?

(End of this chapter)