My landlord is so crazy
Chapter 565
Chapter 565
Uncle Li lived in an old house, if it wasn't for Chen Yuyang's good memory, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to remember the small road with all the twists and turns. Walking out of the small road, Chen Yuyang came to the main road and looked at the endless stream of cars on the street. Passers-by in a hurry, he felt an unbelievable feeling that the city in the sky is so prosperous, this is definitely the most glamorous side in the world.
Chen Yuyang was walking on the road, looking at all kinds of shops around him, such as fried buns, Hu spicy soup, Shaxian... As he was walking, Chen Yuyang was suddenly stopped by an aunt who winked at Chen Yuyang and looked Seeing no one around, he quietly said to Chen Yuyang: "Young man, don't you want to rest."
Chen Yuyang scratched his head, thinking that the people in Sky City are really strange, so he let himself rest for no reason, so he shouldn't be such a big fool, shook his head, and left quickly.
Walking on the street, Chen Yuyang looked at all kinds of people, and he would always compare it with the refugee area in his heart. The people here are very neatly dressed, making people look very comfortable, and their faces are also very beautiful. It was clean and decent, and he secretly took a look in the mirror of a store. He couldn't believe it, but he was actually quite neatly dressed. Except that the trousers might be a little too big, everything else was fine.
As he was walking, Chen Yuyang's eyes suddenly sank. He saw a young man with sly eyebrows suddenly reached into a girl's bag, quickly took out a pink baby, stuffed it into his pocket, and returned Turning around, he gave Chen Yuyang a vicious look, and told Chen Yuyang to mind his own business.
"Auntie, your things were stolen by that person." Chen Yuyang stepped forward quickly and said to the girl very kindly.
The girl was taken aback, and immediately looked through her bag, only to find that her wallet was gone, and immediately turned to look at Chen Yuyang: "Did you just call me auntie?"
Chen Yuyang: "???"
The thief saw Chen Yuyang's actions and ran away.
Girl: "Tell me, did you just call me auntie?"
Chen Yuyang was very helpless: "Your things have been stolen, shouldn't you catch the thief first?"
Chen Yuyang's brain may not have kept up with this rhythm, what's the situation, is there a mine at home or something.
The girl thought it was right, and then hurriedly pushed Chen Yuyang: "Quick, hurry up, help me catch the thief, I will give you the money in the wallet, and there are all kinds of my documents in the wallet, don't lose it."
Chen Yuyang: "..."
Well, since I intend to be a good person and do good deeds, I will do it to the end, and I immediately ran after him in the direction of the thief.
Ten minutes later, Chen Yuyang stood in front of a dead end, with a helpless expression on his face, lost his way!
What can I do with this special grandma?
At this moment, suddenly several hooligans appeared behind Chen Yuyang, and one of them was carrying a pink bag in his hand. Chen Yuyang recognized this person at a glance.
"Boy, don't you have eyes? Tell you to meddle in your own business and you just want to meddle. This is courting death, you know? I don't even ask. My seventh master has been in this area for so many years. Who dares to fart when he touches his bag? "
The little hooligan with the pink bag looked proud and proud.
Chen Yuyang didn't quite understand: "Your Seventh Master has been around for so many years, what do you care about, and why do you fart when you touch the bag? Is it to celebrate with a ring?"
After hearing Chen Yuyang's words, the little hooligan's expression froze, and he spat fiercely on the ground: "Brothers, call me, I've seen this place, there is no camera, even if you beat him to death today, he won't Someone is in charge."
After finishing speaking, these little hooligans rubbed their fists, pulled out a piece of steel pipe from their arms, and walked towards Chen Yuyang.
If it were someone else, his legs would have been trembling with fright, but this is Chen Yuyang. Fighting is already commonplace for him, and with years of hunting in the wasteland, he has trained himself Extraordinary fighting skills are more than enough to deal with a few refugees.
Why you hooligan, your head is as hard as a turtle's head?You are so strong, can you have the strength of a bastard?You hit hard, can you have the fury of a tortoise when it is angry?
Hey, I'm having trouble with the turtle.
Looking at these hooligans, Chen Yuyang immediately pulled out the blade from his arms. Years of experience in the refugee area told him that weapons should never leave the body. At any time, facing the enemy, one should launch an attack first and gain a large enough advantage. Immediately, Chen Yuyang suddenly Rushing out, in the eyes of these little hooligans, the thin and frail person wearing a tattered old-fashioned clothes suddenly turned into a scourge.
The momentum erupted from Chen Yuyang's body in an instant, and within five seconds, those hooligans lay down on the ground, groaning in pain. As for the little hooligan who called him Qi Ye powerful, he was held down by Chen Yuyang, With a blade against the neck.
"Big Brother, Big Brother, I was wrong, please show mercy." The little hooligan died at that time, his legs were trembling even more, and there was already a lot of wetness between his legs.
Chen Yuyang: "You haven't answered me yet, why does Mobao fart?"
Hooligans:"……"
At that time, the little hooligan was heartbroken, and he was a bad luck in eight lifetimes. How could he catch up with a neuropathy? People with crazy neuropathy are all lunatics. If the disease relapses and becomes violent, I will be finished , the blade was still pressed against his neck.
"Big brother, big brother, let me tell you." The little hooligan begged, "Farting must be for celebration. If you think about touching the bag, you will make money. You must fart to celebrate."
Chen Yuyang was right after thinking about it, so he looked at the little rascal again: "Didn't you also steal a bag just now, why didn't I hear you fart."
Hooligans:"……"
Chen Yuyang: "I'll give you a minute to fart to celebrate, or today..." Chen Yuyang smiled, his eyes were full of murderous intent, and the cold eyes made the little hooligan tremble.
But this made him fart inexplicably, which is not very good, besides, this fart is beyond his control, so he will come when he says it.
After working hard for a long time, listening to the countdown on Chen Yuyang's side, the little rascal didn't even fart, and he was about to cry, what the hell is going on!
In the end, Chen Yuyang didn't let him let it go, so he snatched the bag from the little rascal's hand, opened it, and there was no money in it except for a few strange cards.
"Where's the money?" Chen Yuyang asked.
"Brother, I won't lie to you. I haven't opened this bag yet, so I don't know if there is any money in it. Besides, there must be people who are in this line of work. It is common to find empty wallets." The little rascal Hearing that it was an empty wallet, I felt even more annoyed, what kind of crime did I suffer for an empty job?
Picture what!
(End of this chapter)
Uncle Li lived in an old house, if it wasn't for Chen Yuyang's good memory, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to remember the small road with all the twists and turns. Walking out of the small road, Chen Yuyang came to the main road and looked at the endless stream of cars on the street. Passers-by in a hurry, he felt an unbelievable feeling that the city in the sky is so prosperous, this is definitely the most glamorous side in the world.
Chen Yuyang was walking on the road, looking at all kinds of shops around him, such as fried buns, Hu spicy soup, Shaxian... As he was walking, Chen Yuyang was suddenly stopped by an aunt who winked at Chen Yuyang and looked Seeing no one around, he quietly said to Chen Yuyang: "Young man, don't you want to rest."
Chen Yuyang scratched his head, thinking that the people in Sky City are really strange, so he let himself rest for no reason, so he shouldn't be such a big fool, shook his head, and left quickly.
Walking on the street, Chen Yuyang looked at all kinds of people, and he would always compare it with the refugee area in his heart. The people here are very neatly dressed, making people look very comfortable, and their faces are also very beautiful. It was clean and decent, and he secretly took a look in the mirror of a store. He couldn't believe it, but he was actually quite neatly dressed. Except that the trousers might be a little too big, everything else was fine.
As he was walking, Chen Yuyang's eyes suddenly sank. He saw a young man with sly eyebrows suddenly reached into a girl's bag, quickly took out a pink baby, stuffed it into his pocket, and returned Turning around, he gave Chen Yuyang a vicious look, and told Chen Yuyang to mind his own business.
"Auntie, your things were stolen by that person." Chen Yuyang stepped forward quickly and said to the girl very kindly.
The girl was taken aback, and immediately looked through her bag, only to find that her wallet was gone, and immediately turned to look at Chen Yuyang: "Did you just call me auntie?"
Chen Yuyang: "???"
The thief saw Chen Yuyang's actions and ran away.
Girl: "Tell me, did you just call me auntie?"
Chen Yuyang was very helpless: "Your things have been stolen, shouldn't you catch the thief first?"
Chen Yuyang's brain may not have kept up with this rhythm, what's the situation, is there a mine at home or something.
The girl thought it was right, and then hurriedly pushed Chen Yuyang: "Quick, hurry up, help me catch the thief, I will give you the money in the wallet, and there are all kinds of my documents in the wallet, don't lose it."
Chen Yuyang: "..."
Well, since I intend to be a good person and do good deeds, I will do it to the end, and I immediately ran after him in the direction of the thief.
Ten minutes later, Chen Yuyang stood in front of a dead end, with a helpless expression on his face, lost his way!
What can I do with this special grandma?
At this moment, suddenly several hooligans appeared behind Chen Yuyang, and one of them was carrying a pink bag in his hand. Chen Yuyang recognized this person at a glance.
"Boy, don't you have eyes? Tell you to meddle in your own business and you just want to meddle. This is courting death, you know? I don't even ask. My seventh master has been in this area for so many years. Who dares to fart when he touches his bag? "
The little hooligan with the pink bag looked proud and proud.
Chen Yuyang didn't quite understand: "Your Seventh Master has been around for so many years, what do you care about, and why do you fart when you touch the bag? Is it to celebrate with a ring?"
After hearing Chen Yuyang's words, the little hooligan's expression froze, and he spat fiercely on the ground: "Brothers, call me, I've seen this place, there is no camera, even if you beat him to death today, he won't Someone is in charge."
After finishing speaking, these little hooligans rubbed their fists, pulled out a piece of steel pipe from their arms, and walked towards Chen Yuyang.
If it were someone else, his legs would have been trembling with fright, but this is Chen Yuyang. Fighting is already commonplace for him, and with years of hunting in the wasteland, he has trained himself Extraordinary fighting skills are more than enough to deal with a few refugees.
Why you hooligan, your head is as hard as a turtle's head?You are so strong, can you have the strength of a bastard?You hit hard, can you have the fury of a tortoise when it is angry?
Hey, I'm having trouble with the turtle.
Looking at these hooligans, Chen Yuyang immediately pulled out the blade from his arms. Years of experience in the refugee area told him that weapons should never leave the body. At any time, facing the enemy, one should launch an attack first and gain a large enough advantage. Immediately, Chen Yuyang suddenly Rushing out, in the eyes of these little hooligans, the thin and frail person wearing a tattered old-fashioned clothes suddenly turned into a scourge.
The momentum erupted from Chen Yuyang's body in an instant, and within five seconds, those hooligans lay down on the ground, groaning in pain. As for the little hooligan who called him Qi Ye powerful, he was held down by Chen Yuyang, With a blade against the neck.
"Big Brother, Big Brother, I was wrong, please show mercy." The little hooligan died at that time, his legs were trembling even more, and there was already a lot of wetness between his legs.
Chen Yuyang: "You haven't answered me yet, why does Mobao fart?"
Hooligans:"……"
At that time, the little hooligan was heartbroken, and he was a bad luck in eight lifetimes. How could he catch up with a neuropathy? People with crazy neuropathy are all lunatics. If the disease relapses and becomes violent, I will be finished , the blade was still pressed against his neck.
"Big brother, big brother, let me tell you." The little hooligan begged, "Farting must be for celebration. If you think about touching the bag, you will make money. You must fart to celebrate."
Chen Yuyang was right after thinking about it, so he looked at the little rascal again: "Didn't you also steal a bag just now, why didn't I hear you fart."
Hooligans:"……"
Chen Yuyang: "I'll give you a minute to fart to celebrate, or today..." Chen Yuyang smiled, his eyes were full of murderous intent, and the cold eyes made the little hooligan tremble.
But this made him fart inexplicably, which is not very good, besides, this fart is beyond his control, so he will come when he says it.
After working hard for a long time, listening to the countdown on Chen Yuyang's side, the little rascal didn't even fart, and he was about to cry, what the hell is going on!
In the end, Chen Yuyang didn't let him let it go, so he snatched the bag from the little rascal's hand, opened it, and there was no money in it except for a few strange cards.
"Where's the money?" Chen Yuyang asked.
"Brother, I won't lie to you. I haven't opened this bag yet, so I don't know if there is any money in it. Besides, there must be people who are in this line of work. It is common to find empty wallets." The little rascal Hearing that it was an empty wallet, I felt even more annoyed, what kind of crime did I suffer for an empty job?
Picture what!
(End of this chapter)
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