cute pet breeder

Chapter 1
The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the place, and the Chinese people are really uplifting!
In the rapidly developing society, many new professions have been born.

Like our protagonist.

Lu Xiaomeng is an anchor. At first, he attracted a lot of audience fans with his soft and cute appearance. Later, various gods showed their magical powers, and his fans lost a lot.

Later, he changed his style and ate a pot of food with his thin body. His alternative style attracted a lot of audience fans.

Every time the broadcast starts, he will put a large cup of Coke by his hand, and then, under the gaze behind the screen, he will finish eating the 50 cm long food in front of him.

In the end, when others are happy to see it, they will give him a reward.

These are his sources of income.

Lu Xiaomeng turned off the live broadcast, finished today's work, and then quickly ran to the bathroom.

"vomit!!"

The sound of vomiting came from the bathroom.

Every day!

Wiping the stains from the corners of his mouth, suddenly there was a soul-piercing pain in his abdomen, and he slumped on the ground clutching his stomach.

After about a few minutes, he slowed down a little, and walked out slowly while leaning on the wall.

The floor was covered with a layer of dust, above which there was a striking trail.

It was a walk he walked several times a day.

When he came to the bedroom, he slowly took out a small white bottle from the bedside table, took out a few pills, and swallowed it with his saliva.

"Ugh!"

Lu Xiaomeng, who was sitting by the bed, let out a long sigh, and hot tears rolled down her face, making up her delicate makeup.

He couldn't remember how long he had been like this.

After resting for a while, I got up and took out the shorts from the closet and walked to the bathroom.

"Pip Li Li!"

Lu Xiaomeng was his ID in the live broadcast room. His original name was Chen Xiaoyi, and it had been a long time since anyone called him that.

Start by coming out of the little orphanage.

Diandian Orphanage is a mysterious place where all kinds of strange children are specially accepted.

What is the definition of a weird kid?
For example: flying into the sky, escaping from the ground, transforming, etc...

However, he never knew why he was accepted in the first place. Could it be that he liked to wear girls' clothes?

Or is his beauty the condition for him to be defined as a weird kid?

Or is it that dream?
After a long time, Chen Xiaoyi came out from the bathroom.

The eyebrows are picturesque, the nose is high and the lips are thin, a touch of red is dotted between the lips, adding a touch of coquettishness.

Wiping the wet hair with a towel in his hand, there was still a mild smoke coming from his body, as if he had descended from an exile.

The screen like a picture scroll was shattered in a second.

It's like an illusion, just now it's like a banished fairy descending, after a closer look, it's just pretty.

The moment he just stepped out of the bathroom, in Nine Heavens...

The Taishang Laojun quickly passed through the Nantian Gate, leaving behind the goalkeeper with a bewildered expression.

The two gatekeepers looked at the figure of Taishang Laojun and whispered.

Generally speaking, the four marshals or the four heavenly kings take turns. Since there is nothing to do every day, the four play mahjong together every day, so it is changed to two shifts.

Marshal Wen and Marshal Zhao are on duty today.

Marshal Wen asked Marshal Zhao who was beside him suspiciously: "Why is Laojun so anxious? Look at this flustered back!"

Marshal Zhao replied: "Oh! Don't you know?"

Marshal Wen was puzzled: "Know what?"

"The one from Huaguoshan!" Marshal Zhao looked around after he finished speaking, as if afraid of being overheard.

Marshal Wen was taken aback, "What!!! He started acting like a monster again?"

The sudden raised volume startled Marshal Zhao, he patted his chest and said, "Bah! What are you thinking!"

Knowing that he said something wrong, he lowered his voice and continued to ask, "What's the matter?"

Marshal Zhao at the side said in detail, "Isn't that the one who married another wife, and then got a headache from being quarreled by his monkey doll!"

Marshal Wen: "Oh! I know that! Shunfenger complains to me every day, saying that his head is about to explode!" Then he asked doubtfully, "What does this have to do with Laojun?"

Marshal Zhao: "Some time ago, that one gave Laojun his monkey doll, saying that he asked Laojun to train his baby's eyes!"

"..."

Marshal Wen was speechless for a while.

Seeing the bewildered expression on his face, Marshal Zhao asked, "Do you understand?"

Marshal Wen nodded.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in Lingxiao Palace are watching you and me.

The Jade Emperor held a small grape and gently said to the Queen Mother, "Ah! Open your mouth!"

The Queen Mother was a little shy, "I hate it! There are still people here!"

"Ahem!" The Jade Emperor coughed lightly, and then said, "Who is it? What's the matter?"

Just now, Taishang Laojun walked in and bowed to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother above, "Brother Jade Emperor! I'm really going crazy!"

There was endless grievance in the voice, and a little impatience.

The Jade Emperor asked: "What's the matter? Just say it, don't cry!"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Inner language: "Don't put on an air, will you get that little guy away!"

On the surface, he made a tearless expression, "Brother!!! You don't know! The one from Huaguoshan threw his doll here!"

Jade Emperor: "Uh... how do you say that?"

Taishang Laojun continued to complain, and it seemed that he had been holding back for a long time.

"You don't know, since that little guy came, I haven't had a good night's sleep my brother!
"Some time ago, Fairy Chang'e asked me to help her practice a furnace of beauty pills. I worked so hard to practice them, and then...then I was eaten by that little guy!!!"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were speechless for a while.

Jade Emperor: "Go ahead, what else is there?"

"Fairy Chang'e came over a few days ago and asked her if she had practiced the elixir. I said she was eaten by that little guy, but...

"In the end she said that I lied to her, that I was clearly jealous of her beauty.

"Brother! Say it!
"I grow up like a beautiful tree facing the wind, everyone loves me, and flowers bloom when I see them, do I have to be jealous of her?

"Woooooo~ She still hit me!"

"Where did you hit?"

"She slapped me in the face~ How can I rely on my face to make a living!!!"

"Uh……"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at the Taishang Laojun who was sitting on the ground crying loudly, and for a moment they didn't know how to speak.

The two looked at each other and rolled their eyes silently in their hearts.

Why are you still talking and digressing?
Isn't it about the little guy?

The Jade Emperor pretended to cough again, "Ahem!"

Taishang Laojun heard the voice and looked up, with a tear still hanging from the corner of his eye, he said with a little cry: "Brother! Are you suffering from kidney deficiency? Why do you keep coughing?"

"Cough cough cough!!!"

When the Jade Emperor heard his words, he coughed angrily, and it was true now.

The Queen Mother felt distressed watching from the side, and patted the Jade Emperor on the back to make him feel relieved.

After a long time, the Jade Emperor relieved a lot, and looked at the Taishang Laojun who was crying silently below.

"Old gentleman! I know everything you said!"

"Well! What should I do then?"

"I have to think about it, you go back first!"

"Oh!"

"and many more!"

"What else is there, brother?"

"Remember to help Chang'e practice a furnace again, and by the way, help the Queen Mother also practice a furnace!"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

(End of this chapter)