I can see the depreciation rate

Chapter 1 An Expired Bottle of Shuangwaiwai

"Oh Maiga, someone jumped off the building."

At noon in August, the sun was scorching hot, Xu Zhen just came out of Xianyu Internet Cafe when he heard a strange scream.Following the direction pointed by the sissy, Xu Zhen found that there was a takeaway boy in a yellow robe lying under the Tiancheng Building not far from him.Judging from the tragedy of the scene, that person is basically over.

Taking a closer look, Xu Zhen actually knew the takeaway guy.I don't know the name, but I know that his surname is Liu, and he has a nickname called Liu Neng.He has a pair of bow legs, usually likes to smoke and fart, and when he is happy, he will dance in the street shamelessly.Such an optimistic delivery man with super Internet celebrity temperament, how can he just jump?

Xu Zhen was surprised when there was a bald man next to him who took a sip of the coconut tree and shook his head with emotion: "Hey, Liu Neng is ruined because he doesn't know how to pretend to understand!"

"Brother, what happened to Liu Neng?"

The bald head glanced at Xu Zhen: "You also know Liu Neng?"

"Well, I asked him to deliver McSpicy Chicken twice before, and I feel that he is very nice. I didn't expect him to..."

"Isn't it? Good people have short lives."

"Brother, why did he commit suicide?"

"Stock trading."

"Liu Neng also knows how to trade in stocks? Didn't he even graduate from junior high school?"

"He knows how to play ball. If he knew how to trade stocks, he wouldn't be able to play free fall. Liu Neng, this guy, usually likes to watch Douyu. Last year, he brushed ten super rockets for a female anchor in a row, but he was rejected. The other party joined a VIP water friend group. It is said that the female anchor not only arranged for him to be a house manager, but also had dinner with him. So Liu Neng believed in love. Later, the female anchor and Liu Neng said that there is no future in food delivery, and if he wants to make a fortune, he has to invest in stocks, so Liu Neng invested all the 10,000+ that he had saved from three years of hard work in food delivery into one stock. The key is that Liu Neng later I searched online and found that the stock he invested in was actually a fake stock, and it wasn’t listed at all.”

"Fuck, it's all fine..."

"Handsome guy, I think you are so young, you should still be a student, right?"

"Well, from Lianhai College, freshman this year."

"Remember, don't trade stocks in the future, unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless you can see which stocks are going to lose value."

"Brother, don't worry, even if I open my eyes and see the depreciation rate in the future, I won't speculate in random stocks."

Xu Zhen smiled.

[Ding dong, the target is locked]

A small mechanical sound passed through Xu Zhen's mind.

I wipe, what's the situation?Could it be that I am hallucinating?
Xu Zhen frowned, looked up, and suddenly saw the roof of Tiancheng Building, and at some point a black cloud floated over.The black cloud looked like a strange shoe and a giant % sign.The black clouds pressed down very low, almost covering the entire white sun...

"Boom" with a loud noise.

A white bolt of lightning exploded in the middle of the black cloud.

"Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless you, brother Liu Neng, you have a good journey, I said something wrong just now, don't worry about it!"

The bald brother was a bit superstitious, he was startled by the sudden lightning, he quickly bowed to Liu Neng who was on the ground twice, and left hastily.

"Brother Liu Neng, go all the way!"

Learn from others.Xu Zhen also bowed to Liu Neng who was lying on the ground, and then left the bloody scene.

However, after walking less than 50 meters, Xu Zhen noticed something was wrong.

Just now, the thunder that exploded above his head made his ears buzz, until now he can't hear anything.What's even more depressing is that some strange pictures still flashed in his mind.Those screens are like the black screen after the computer is infected with the Panda Burning Incense virus.And in those black screens, there are still many dynamically distorted percentage figures.

0.2%, 0.5%, 1.2%, 3%, 7%, 5.4%, 55%, 47%, 66.6%, 98.2%, 230%, 79.47%, -120.78%…

Damn, why are you fat four?

Could it be that Brother Liu Neng was entangled?

In order to appease the frightened dragon body, Xu Zhen walked into the nearby store and bought a bottle of iced Shuangwaiwai.However, when he just unscrewed the lid, a "ding dong" appeared in his mind.

[Expired drinks, one cool bottle, 100% depreciation rate]

"..."

Fuck?Who is speaking?
Xu Zhen was a little confused, he thought it was a talking little love in the store.After looking around for a week, I found nothing, only the fat boss lying shirtless on the sofa and watching Douyin while watching Douyin.

Is it a hallucination?
Xu Zhen ignored it, and when she was about to drop the bottle of Shuangwaiwai "gudong", there was another "dingdong" in her mind.

[Expired drinks, one cool bottle, 100% depreciation rate]

Is this drink expired?impossible?

Xu Zhen wiped off the dust on the bottle and took a closer look. The date of production: April 2018, 4.

You meow, it really is the product of last year's 404?Based on the shelf life of six months, this shit has already expired for ten months.

No, you must defend your rights.You have your 404, I have my 315.

"Boss, come over and have a look. Are you planning to sell this bottle of drink as wine?"

"What's the noise?"

"Hey, your bottle of drink is ten months out of date, how dare you sell it? Hurry up and tell me the phone number of the Consumers Association?"

The boss's face darkened, and he snatched Shuang Wai Wai to see that it had expired: "I'm sorry, handsome guy, this bottle is free of charge, and we don't sell expired products."

With that said, he reluctantly returned the three yuan to Xu Zhen.

[Ding dong, congratulations to the host, you got 3 lentils]

Um?Who the hell is talking to me?

Oh wait, it shouldn't be the legendary……………system?

Xu Zhen seemed to get the point all of a sudden.After all, he has read no less than [-] original online novels, big and small, and he is no stranger to the advent of the system of the plane world, but when happiness suddenly knocks on the door, he is inevitably at a loss.

[The Peerless Depreciation Sky Eye System has come to the earth, and specially selected you as the host who is handsome and unrestrained. 】

"There's nothing wrong with saying that I'm handsome and unrestrained, and saying that you yourself are a peerless system, wouldn't you be too low-key?"

[This system focuses on depreciation, no need to be low-key]

"Focus on depreciation? Doesn't that mean scolding Taobao?"

[Please host to confirm the binding]

A button of "bundle or not" appeared in Xu Zhen's mind, click [Yes] if yes, and click [No] if no.

Some hair.

Xu Zhen is not the kind of person who owes six walnuts. He knows that some systems must not be bound randomly. For example, this "depreciation system" is not a good system at first glance.Last time, on a remote website, he saw an author who claimed to be bound by the "Supreme Chixiang System", and the consequences were miserable...

"I'm sorry, big brother of the system. It's fate to meet you. It's a pleasure to meet you, but I'm a little dizzy and hypoglycemic right now. Let's bind another day. For nothing."

[The host is dizzy because when the system arrived, it carried a little depreciation virus]

"Damn it, a little virus? The system, you, you, you...is that the way to start?"

[The virus is invading the fragile brain of the host, if it is not bound in time, the consequences will be at your own risk]

"What are the consequences?"

[Once the devaluation virus spreads in the human brain, the host will become nauseated within two days, will suffer from schizophrenia within three days, will deny his relatives after five days, become incontinent after seven days, and commit suicide by swallowing a sword after ten days...]

"Holy shit, suicide by swallowing a sword? I'm so scared. Is this the devaluation system or the extortion system of the White Lotus Sect? Our harmonious society allows you to threaten a progressive youth casually? Come on, I will now Beat Yaoyao Ning."

Xu Zhen decisively took out the elderly phone in her arms.

Ran goose~
As soon as he pressed the word "1", the system immediately went into trouble again.

[Congratulations to the host, successful in vitro binding]

"I wipe..."

Xu Zhen felt like he was about to explode on the spot.

Damn, does this make it forcibly bound?And is it bound outside the body?After reading so many genuine novels, Xu Zhen has only heard about in vitro fertilization, but never heard that the system can also be bound outside the body.Okay, just bind it, what can you do to me with a garbage system?

Come on, hurt each other!

…………

　The new book sets sail, let’s get excited together, ask for tickets and collections~~~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)