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Chapter 157 Fake Hu
Chapter 157 Fake Hu
What?Professor Krussydorff's topic just now is beyond the outline?Fuck, how can this work?Isn't this clearly bullying Yin?All of a sudden, everyone started complaining for Xu Zhen one after another.
"Fuck, I knew that word was unreliable. How could there be a word with 1915 letters in the world? Even if there is, it is impossible to appear in the Oxford dictionary!"
"That's right, this crooked nut is so ridiculous. How can you use super-class questions to test others? Are you bullying me?"
"Yes, he's just a scumbag. Look at his wretched appearance, and even get his fucking hair transplanted. He deserves to rot all his scalp!"
"9494, just now, I saw him make a deal with Lei Yangyang in private, and Lei Yangyang gave him his watch."
"Professor Oxford, is this the level? Then I'd better let my son go to Tsinghua University. If it doesn't work, I'll go to University of Boston. I heard there are many beautiful women there."
………………
Under the stage, the crusade became louder and louder.
Krussidov is a China hand, of course he knows what the audience is talking about.
So, he stood up without saying a word, then opened a brown leather bag from the female secretary's hand, and then took out an "Oxford Dictionary" from it.
He held up the thick and yellowish Oxford dictionary, as if he was holding up a Hercules Cup, his eyes were full of confidence.He announced loudly to everyone: "Have you all seen it? I have an "Oxford Dictionary" in my hand. Who said that my topic is beyond the outline? Open the eyes of you Chinese people and take a good look. My "Oxford Dictionary" Is that word included in the Oxford Dictionary?"
His words were even full of strong racial discrimination?What does it mean to "open your Chinese eyes and take a good look"?As soon as he said this, the audience immediately stopped agreeing.
"Go! Go back to your hometown!"
"We Huaxia do not welcome you, a foreign pig!"
"I'll say it again if I have the ability, believe it or not, I'll call you Krusseldorf?"
.........
The patriotic sentiment in the audience was extremely high, and every angry youth rolled up their sleeves and wanted to go on stage and beat Krussidov.At this time, Mr. Lu, the city's parent officer, who was sitting next to President Hu, was also a little uncomfortable.He coughed lightly, turned his head and asked Li Kuihai: "You invited this professor? It's a good academic competition. Does he really want to make East and West confront each other?"
"........."
Li Kuihai didn't dare to speak, but began to sweat faintly on his forehead.Although, in his heart, he was not afraid of Mr. Lu, but he was still afraid of some comments about his own superiority.After all, everyone knows that a big tree attracts wind.
After questioning Wan Li Kuihai, Mr. Lu said softly to President Hu: "Let the security maintain order."
President Hu nodded immediately.
Soon, under the hard-core intervention of dozens of security guards, the anger of the audience was finally extinguished.
At this time, Professor Krussydorff really realized how dangerous his words and deeds were just now.He quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake to everyone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was a little emotional just now, and said something that shouldn't be said, please forgive me!"
It is too late to mend the situation.
At this time, Krusidorf was just a disgusting foreigner in everyone's impression. His academic aura and his Oxford background no longer gave him points and blessings.But even so, Krusidorf chose not to give up.Sweating profusely, he flipped open the yellow Oxford Dictionary in his hand.Soon, he found the epic word consisting of 1915 letters.
"........."
Everyone was stunned.
It turned out that the super-long word Krussidov said really appeared in the Oxford Dictionary.In this way, Xu Zhen was still negligent?
In front of the rostrum, Lei Yangyang's eyes widened. When he saw the long word on the Oxford dictionary, he was so excited that he almost jumped up.He waved his hand vigorously, and roared as if venting: "Yeah~"
Even, he couldn't control his emotions, so he took the initiative to run up to the stage and warmly hugged Professor Krussydorf.
Everyone: "..."
disappointment!Too disappointed!Lei Yangyang's performance today was really disappointing.How could he run over to hug a disgusting foreign pig regardless of national justice?In his heart, is victory or defeat important, or the righteousness of the country?Is winning this memory contest really that important to him?
Krussydorf smiled, turned around, and looked at Xu Zhen contemptuously: "How is it? Mr. Xu, you didn't think of it, did you?"
Xu Zhen got up slowly, came to Krussidov, and said calmly: "Professor, can I, a Chinese second-year student, check your Oxford dictionary?"
Krussydorff: "Of course. I am a professor at Oxford, and there are at least a hundred editions of the Oxford dictionary in my home collection."
Xu Zhen took the Oxford Dictionary and casually flipped through two pages: "Professor, I know you are an Oxford professor, and I also know that you have many versions of the Oxford Dictionary at home, but I am sorry to tell you that you The "Oxford Dictionary" of China Library Publishing House in my hand is actually the second edition, and it is still an overseas edition that has not been fully revised. The version agreed with Lei Yangyang and I is actually the third edition, which is the revision The later version. Please open the eyes of the British people and take a good look. Its revised version is actually reddish purple."
After speaking, Xu Zhen unfolded the red-covered "Oxford Dictionary" on the table.
Sure enough, the "Oxford Dictionary" published by China Graphics Publishing House is indeed the third edition.
Moreover, it is still a revised version!
Krustdorf: "..."
Xu Zhen: "Professor, the "Oxford Dictionary" in your hand is 2820 pages thick because it has not been edited, and my third edition of "Oxford Dictionary" has actually deleted some unnecessary redundant words, so it It's only 2415 pages. If you don't believe me, we can have the notary come over and check it."
As soon as the words were finished, Li Kuihai immediately gave the civil servant Yu Xuesong opposite him a look.Because Yu Xuesong accepted Li Kuihai's favor, he nodded immediately, then walked up to Xu Zhen, and carefully checked the third edition of the Oxford Dictionary.
Sure enough, Xu Zhen was right!
In the third edition of the "Oxford Dictionary", the full English name of "tryptophan synthase B protein", which is composed of 1915 letters, has been deleted.
Yu Xuesong shrugged helplessly at Li Kuihai, and then announced loudly: "The question posed by Krussydorff is a super-class question, and it is judged invalid!"
As soon as this remark came out, there was another burst of warm applause from the audience.
The veteran driver Chen Cheng excitedly stood up from the sofa, then pointed at Krussidov's nose, and laughed loudly: "Professor, you've been messing around for a long time, and you're just a fake beard?"
Krusidorf blushed and asked in embarrassment, "What's the fake beard?"
Xu Zhen: "Fake Hu is a saying on the Chinese mahjong table, which means that you have deceived everyone, and you have not won the real victory. This is like your previous hair transplants, although they were once on top of your head After a while, they still don't belong to you in the end."
"........."
Krusidorf was finally speechless.
Amidst the ridicule of the crowd, when he was about to step down from the rostrum with the "Oxford Dictionary" that was trying to be fake, Xu Zhen suddenly came from behind and called him: "Hey, professor, please stay! "
………………
(End of this chapter)
What?Professor Krussydorff's topic just now is beyond the outline?Fuck, how can this work?Isn't this clearly bullying Yin?All of a sudden, everyone started complaining for Xu Zhen one after another.
"Fuck, I knew that word was unreliable. How could there be a word with 1915 letters in the world? Even if there is, it is impossible to appear in the Oxford dictionary!"
"That's right, this crooked nut is so ridiculous. How can you use super-class questions to test others? Are you bullying me?"
"Yes, he's just a scumbag. Look at his wretched appearance, and even get his fucking hair transplanted. He deserves to rot all his scalp!"
"9494, just now, I saw him make a deal with Lei Yangyang in private, and Lei Yangyang gave him his watch."
"Professor Oxford, is this the level? Then I'd better let my son go to Tsinghua University. If it doesn't work, I'll go to University of Boston. I heard there are many beautiful women there."
………………
Under the stage, the crusade became louder and louder.
Krussidov is a China hand, of course he knows what the audience is talking about.
So, he stood up without saying a word, then opened a brown leather bag from the female secretary's hand, and then took out an "Oxford Dictionary" from it.
He held up the thick and yellowish Oxford dictionary, as if he was holding up a Hercules Cup, his eyes were full of confidence.He announced loudly to everyone: "Have you all seen it? I have an "Oxford Dictionary" in my hand. Who said that my topic is beyond the outline? Open the eyes of you Chinese people and take a good look. My "Oxford Dictionary" Is that word included in the Oxford Dictionary?"
His words were even full of strong racial discrimination?What does it mean to "open your Chinese eyes and take a good look"?As soon as he said this, the audience immediately stopped agreeing.
"Go! Go back to your hometown!"
"We Huaxia do not welcome you, a foreign pig!"
"I'll say it again if I have the ability, believe it or not, I'll call you Krusseldorf?"
.........
The patriotic sentiment in the audience was extremely high, and every angry youth rolled up their sleeves and wanted to go on stage and beat Krussidov.At this time, Mr. Lu, the city's parent officer, who was sitting next to President Hu, was also a little uncomfortable.He coughed lightly, turned his head and asked Li Kuihai: "You invited this professor? It's a good academic competition. Does he really want to make East and West confront each other?"
"........."
Li Kuihai didn't dare to speak, but began to sweat faintly on his forehead.Although, in his heart, he was not afraid of Mr. Lu, but he was still afraid of some comments about his own superiority.After all, everyone knows that a big tree attracts wind.
After questioning Wan Li Kuihai, Mr. Lu said softly to President Hu: "Let the security maintain order."
President Hu nodded immediately.
Soon, under the hard-core intervention of dozens of security guards, the anger of the audience was finally extinguished.
At this time, Professor Krussydorff really realized how dangerous his words and deeds were just now.He quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake to everyone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was a little emotional just now, and said something that shouldn't be said, please forgive me!"
It is too late to mend the situation.
At this time, Krusidorf was just a disgusting foreigner in everyone's impression. His academic aura and his Oxford background no longer gave him points and blessings.But even so, Krusidorf chose not to give up.Sweating profusely, he flipped open the yellow Oxford Dictionary in his hand.Soon, he found the epic word consisting of 1915 letters.
"........."
Everyone was stunned.
It turned out that the super-long word Krussidov said really appeared in the Oxford Dictionary.In this way, Xu Zhen was still negligent?
In front of the rostrum, Lei Yangyang's eyes widened. When he saw the long word on the Oxford dictionary, he was so excited that he almost jumped up.He waved his hand vigorously, and roared as if venting: "Yeah~"
Even, he couldn't control his emotions, so he took the initiative to run up to the stage and warmly hugged Professor Krussydorf.
Everyone: "..."
disappointment!Too disappointed!Lei Yangyang's performance today was really disappointing.How could he run over to hug a disgusting foreign pig regardless of national justice?In his heart, is victory or defeat important, or the righteousness of the country?Is winning this memory contest really that important to him?
Krussydorf smiled, turned around, and looked at Xu Zhen contemptuously: "How is it? Mr. Xu, you didn't think of it, did you?"
Xu Zhen got up slowly, came to Krussidov, and said calmly: "Professor, can I, a Chinese second-year student, check your Oxford dictionary?"
Krussydorff: "Of course. I am a professor at Oxford, and there are at least a hundred editions of the Oxford dictionary in my home collection."
Xu Zhen took the Oxford Dictionary and casually flipped through two pages: "Professor, I know you are an Oxford professor, and I also know that you have many versions of the Oxford Dictionary at home, but I am sorry to tell you that you The "Oxford Dictionary" of China Library Publishing House in my hand is actually the second edition, and it is still an overseas edition that has not been fully revised. The version agreed with Lei Yangyang and I is actually the third edition, which is the revision The later version. Please open the eyes of the British people and take a good look. Its revised version is actually reddish purple."
After speaking, Xu Zhen unfolded the red-covered "Oxford Dictionary" on the table.
Sure enough, the "Oxford Dictionary" published by China Graphics Publishing House is indeed the third edition.
Moreover, it is still a revised version!
Krustdorf: "..."
Xu Zhen: "Professor, the "Oxford Dictionary" in your hand is 2820 pages thick because it has not been edited, and my third edition of "Oxford Dictionary" has actually deleted some unnecessary redundant words, so it It's only 2415 pages. If you don't believe me, we can have the notary come over and check it."
As soon as the words were finished, Li Kuihai immediately gave the civil servant Yu Xuesong opposite him a look.Because Yu Xuesong accepted Li Kuihai's favor, he nodded immediately, then walked up to Xu Zhen, and carefully checked the third edition of the Oxford Dictionary.
Sure enough, Xu Zhen was right!
In the third edition of the "Oxford Dictionary", the full English name of "tryptophan synthase B protein", which is composed of 1915 letters, has been deleted.
Yu Xuesong shrugged helplessly at Li Kuihai, and then announced loudly: "The question posed by Krussydorff is a super-class question, and it is judged invalid!"
As soon as this remark came out, there was another burst of warm applause from the audience.
The veteran driver Chen Cheng excitedly stood up from the sofa, then pointed at Krussidov's nose, and laughed loudly: "Professor, you've been messing around for a long time, and you're just a fake beard?"
Krusidorf blushed and asked in embarrassment, "What's the fake beard?"
Xu Zhen: "Fake Hu is a saying on the Chinese mahjong table, which means that you have deceived everyone, and you have not won the real victory. This is like your previous hair transplants, although they were once on top of your head After a while, they still don't belong to you in the end."
"........."
Krusidorf was finally speechless.
Amidst the ridicule of the crowd, when he was about to step down from the rostrum with the "Oxford Dictionary" that was trying to be fake, Xu Zhen suddenly came from behind and called him: "Hey, professor, please stay! "
………………
(End of this chapter)
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