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Chapter 192 Catching Big Fish
Chapter 192 Catching Big Fish
Ever since he was a child, Qiangzi liked to strike up conversations with beautiful women.
As the saying goes, if you don't have diamonds, you can't do porcelain work.Qiangzi's greatest advantage in flirting with beautiful women is that he has an unimaginably thick skin.No matter how beautiful the other party is, and no matter how noble the other party is, as long as Qiang Zi sees it, he will have the courage to strike up a conversation.Moreover, every time Qiangzi strikes up a beautiful woman, he enjoys being called "hooligan" and "crazy" by rolling his eyes.
However, this time, Qiangzi had some different feelings.In the beginning, when he approached Zhou Ningning, he was inexplicably nervous.He couldn't tell why it was purple.Could it be because Zhou Ningning is so beautiful?
Just now, when Zhou Ningning didn't call Qiangzi a "rogue", but scolded him for not being able to understand English.Qiangzi suddenly felt deeply insulted again.Moreover, this kind of insult in English made him feel more uncomfortable than directly calling him a "hooligan".Because Qiangzi is a serious college graduate, he has always regarded himself as an intellectual.
But, today!No, just now!Qiangzi, who is an intellectual, was scolded by the goddess in his mind in English that he couldn't understand.Qiangzi felt that he couldn't swallow this breath, and he vented all the anger in his heart on Xu Zhen.
So, he looked at Xu Zhen coldly, his eyes full of ferocity like a wild wolf: "You, how dare you call me Bu-Bu-Black..."
"It's Blackguard."
Xu Zhen knew that he was short of breath, so he helped him connect the words.
Qiangzi: "Damn it, I know, it's a curse word."
Xu Zhen: "It's right to scold you, who told you to chat up other people's girlfriends casually?"
"........."
Qiangzi didn't speak, but just exchanged a glance with the blue-faced beast behind him.The blue-faced beast shook his head at him, telling him not to be impulsive.But this time, Qiangzi didn't want to listen to the words of the blue-faced beast brother.He gritted his teeth and took out a round object from his pocket.Everyone took a closer look and was surprised again.
It turned out that what Qiangzi took out from his pocket was still a ping pong ball.On the ping-pong ball, "First Prize" was written impressively.
Qiangzi glanced coldly at everyone present, and then said in a mocking tone: "Xu Zhen, you did a very good experiment just now, and the experiment also proved that those winning numbers are all fake. However, I Today I want to open your eyes to see if the first prize in my hand is real."
After finishing speaking, Qiangzi suddenly raised the "first prize" table tennis ball in his hand high.
He raised it to a height of about two meters when he suddenly let go.
"whoosh"
The "first prize" table tennis ball landed quickly and then bounced.
The height of the bounce did not exceed 50 cm.
Zhou Ningning: "..."
Meng Tian: "..."
Officer Cheng: "..."
Everyone was a little shocked.
why?Didn't Xu Zhen just say that the Pisces brand table tennis balls of the merchants will not bounce back more than 50 centimeters after falling from a height of two meters?But now, why can this "first prize" in Qiangzi's hand break the curse?Why does Qiangzi have a winning table tennis ball that can withstand the elasticity test?
"Impossible, your ping pong ball must be fake!"
Meng Tian was emotional and yelled at Qiangzi directly.
Other employees in Tianma Mobile City also rushed over, pointing at Qiangzi's nose and scolding him.
"Impossible, you are cheating!"
"You stole our ball!"
"The ball must be fake!"
"Or he did it himself!"
"This ball is a lie!"
.........
The shop assistants were excited.
Qiangzi shrugged, and looked at the blue-faced beast proudly.
The blue-faced beast didn't speak, and remained expressionless.
Qiangzi smiled confidently: "Hehe, your Tianma mobile phone shop is really ridiculous. The rules of the game that you made yourself are actually going back on your word."
In order to highlight that he is educated, Qiangzi deliberately said two idioms, "too ridiculous" and "go back on his word".
Police officer Cheng glanced at Qiangzi, and was about to step forward to stop his arrogant behavior, but Xu Zhen grabbed him: "Officer Cheng, don't worry, let me come. Today, I'm going to catch you a big one." fish."
Officer Cheng: "Big fish? Mr. Xu, you mean..."
This time, after police officer Cheng learned of Xu Zhen's status as the president, he no longer called him "young man".
Xu Zhen nodded, and whispered in Officer Cheng's ear: "You immediately ask your colleagues to increase the police force, and watch my actions later, I have a big gift today."
"........."
Although Officer Cheng had a premonition that something was going to happen, he still couldn't figure out what Xu Zhen was talking about.
But he knew that the Xu Zhen who was talking to him was not an ordinary person, but a legendary master of memory, and also the executive vice president of Baolong Group.For such a high-ranking and powerful person, the "big gift" mentioned in his mouth must be a big case in the legend.So, without the slightest hesitation, Police Officer Cheng immediately gave Xiao Li a look and asked him to secretly dispatch troops.
at the same time.
The blue-faced beast also became suspicious after seeing Officer Cheng and Xu Zhen muttering a few words in a low voice.However, when he was about to step forward and pull Qiangzi away, Xu Zhen came to Qiangzi first.
Xu Zhen smiled and nodded to Qiangzi: "Brother Qiangzi, just now, we did misunderstand you."
"...?"
Qiangzi frowned, not knowing what kind of medicine Xu Zhen sold in the gourd.
Xu Zhen: "Brother Qiangzi, we did arrange the first prize for this lottery. Unexpectedly, the only first prize was actually won by you again..."
As soon as he said this, Meng Tian next to him almost jumped up: "Hey, Xu Zhen, what are you talking about? We don't have a first prize at all!"
Xu Zhen pretended to stare at her, and then said: "Mr. Meng, you must have misremembered. Brother Qiangzi is very good-natured, and the ping-pong ball in his hand is indeed real. Moreover, Brother Qiangzi is indeed Won first prize."
Meng Tian: "..."
Zhou Ningning: "..."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Damn, is Xu Zhen out of his mind?Why did he suddenly speak for Qiangzi?
"Xu Zhen, what do you mean......?"
After hearing Xu Zhen's words, Qiangzi was also a little confused.
The blue-faced beast realized that something was wrong, and immediately coughed at Qiangzi.
Qiangzi knew that something was wrong and was about to evacuate, but Xu Zhen came to him suddenly, stretched out a hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Qiangzi, in order to express my congratulations to you after winning the lottery, I want to shake hands with you." hand, do you mind?"
"you………"
Qiangzi opened his mouth wide, not knowing what kind of medicine Xu Zhen was selling in the gourd.Just as he turned to leave, Xu Zhen held his hand involuntarily.The strength is so great that Qiangzi has never thought of it.
Taixuan listens to Xindan!go you~
(End of this chapter)
Ever since he was a child, Qiangzi liked to strike up conversations with beautiful women.
As the saying goes, if you don't have diamonds, you can't do porcelain work.Qiangzi's greatest advantage in flirting with beautiful women is that he has an unimaginably thick skin.No matter how beautiful the other party is, and no matter how noble the other party is, as long as Qiang Zi sees it, he will have the courage to strike up a conversation.Moreover, every time Qiangzi strikes up a beautiful woman, he enjoys being called "hooligan" and "crazy" by rolling his eyes.
However, this time, Qiangzi had some different feelings.In the beginning, when he approached Zhou Ningning, he was inexplicably nervous.He couldn't tell why it was purple.Could it be because Zhou Ningning is so beautiful?
Just now, when Zhou Ningning didn't call Qiangzi a "rogue", but scolded him for not being able to understand English.Qiangzi suddenly felt deeply insulted again.Moreover, this kind of insult in English made him feel more uncomfortable than directly calling him a "hooligan".Because Qiangzi is a serious college graduate, he has always regarded himself as an intellectual.
But, today!No, just now!Qiangzi, who is an intellectual, was scolded by the goddess in his mind in English that he couldn't understand.Qiangzi felt that he couldn't swallow this breath, and he vented all the anger in his heart on Xu Zhen.
So, he looked at Xu Zhen coldly, his eyes full of ferocity like a wild wolf: "You, how dare you call me Bu-Bu-Black..."
"It's Blackguard."
Xu Zhen knew that he was short of breath, so he helped him connect the words.
Qiangzi: "Damn it, I know, it's a curse word."
Xu Zhen: "It's right to scold you, who told you to chat up other people's girlfriends casually?"
"........."
Qiangzi didn't speak, but just exchanged a glance with the blue-faced beast behind him.The blue-faced beast shook his head at him, telling him not to be impulsive.But this time, Qiangzi didn't want to listen to the words of the blue-faced beast brother.He gritted his teeth and took out a round object from his pocket.Everyone took a closer look and was surprised again.
It turned out that what Qiangzi took out from his pocket was still a ping pong ball.On the ping-pong ball, "First Prize" was written impressively.
Qiangzi glanced coldly at everyone present, and then said in a mocking tone: "Xu Zhen, you did a very good experiment just now, and the experiment also proved that those winning numbers are all fake. However, I Today I want to open your eyes to see if the first prize in my hand is real."
After finishing speaking, Qiangzi suddenly raised the "first prize" table tennis ball in his hand high.
He raised it to a height of about two meters when he suddenly let go.
"whoosh"
The "first prize" table tennis ball landed quickly and then bounced.
The height of the bounce did not exceed 50 cm.
Zhou Ningning: "..."
Meng Tian: "..."
Officer Cheng: "..."
Everyone was a little shocked.
why?Didn't Xu Zhen just say that the Pisces brand table tennis balls of the merchants will not bounce back more than 50 centimeters after falling from a height of two meters?But now, why can this "first prize" in Qiangzi's hand break the curse?Why does Qiangzi have a winning table tennis ball that can withstand the elasticity test?
"Impossible, your ping pong ball must be fake!"
Meng Tian was emotional and yelled at Qiangzi directly.
Other employees in Tianma Mobile City also rushed over, pointing at Qiangzi's nose and scolding him.
"Impossible, you are cheating!"
"You stole our ball!"
"The ball must be fake!"
"Or he did it himself!"
"This ball is a lie!"
.........
The shop assistants were excited.
Qiangzi shrugged, and looked at the blue-faced beast proudly.
The blue-faced beast didn't speak, and remained expressionless.
Qiangzi smiled confidently: "Hehe, your Tianma mobile phone shop is really ridiculous. The rules of the game that you made yourself are actually going back on your word."
In order to highlight that he is educated, Qiangzi deliberately said two idioms, "too ridiculous" and "go back on his word".
Police officer Cheng glanced at Qiangzi, and was about to step forward to stop his arrogant behavior, but Xu Zhen grabbed him: "Officer Cheng, don't worry, let me come. Today, I'm going to catch you a big one." fish."
Officer Cheng: "Big fish? Mr. Xu, you mean..."
This time, after police officer Cheng learned of Xu Zhen's status as the president, he no longer called him "young man".
Xu Zhen nodded, and whispered in Officer Cheng's ear: "You immediately ask your colleagues to increase the police force, and watch my actions later, I have a big gift today."
"........."
Although Officer Cheng had a premonition that something was going to happen, he still couldn't figure out what Xu Zhen was talking about.
But he knew that the Xu Zhen who was talking to him was not an ordinary person, but a legendary master of memory, and also the executive vice president of Baolong Group.For such a high-ranking and powerful person, the "big gift" mentioned in his mouth must be a big case in the legend.So, without the slightest hesitation, Police Officer Cheng immediately gave Xiao Li a look and asked him to secretly dispatch troops.
at the same time.
The blue-faced beast also became suspicious after seeing Officer Cheng and Xu Zhen muttering a few words in a low voice.However, when he was about to step forward and pull Qiangzi away, Xu Zhen came to Qiangzi first.
Xu Zhen smiled and nodded to Qiangzi: "Brother Qiangzi, just now, we did misunderstand you."
"...?"
Qiangzi frowned, not knowing what kind of medicine Xu Zhen sold in the gourd.
Xu Zhen: "Brother Qiangzi, we did arrange the first prize for this lottery. Unexpectedly, the only first prize was actually won by you again..."
As soon as he said this, Meng Tian next to him almost jumped up: "Hey, Xu Zhen, what are you talking about? We don't have a first prize at all!"
Xu Zhen pretended to stare at her, and then said: "Mr. Meng, you must have misremembered. Brother Qiangzi is very good-natured, and the ping-pong ball in his hand is indeed real. Moreover, Brother Qiangzi is indeed Won first prize."
Meng Tian: "..."
Zhou Ningning: "..."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Damn, is Xu Zhen out of his mind?Why did he suddenly speak for Qiangzi?
"Xu Zhen, what do you mean......?"
After hearing Xu Zhen's words, Qiangzi was also a little confused.
The blue-faced beast realized that something was wrong, and immediately coughed at Qiangzi.
Qiangzi knew that something was wrong and was about to evacuate, but Xu Zhen came to him suddenly, stretched out a hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Qiangzi, in order to express my congratulations to you after winning the lottery, I want to shake hands with you." hand, do you mind?"
"you………"
Qiangzi opened his mouth wide, not knowing what kind of medicine Xu Zhen was selling in the gourd.Just as he turned to leave, Xu Zhen held his hand involuntarily.The strength is so great that Qiangzi has never thought of it.
Taixuan listens to Xindan!go you~
(End of this chapter)
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