I can see the depreciation rate

Chapter 286
The sun is shining.

Fat Boy, who weighs more than 350 catties, is happily drinking Happy Fat Boy Milk Tea. He doesn't notice that Xu Zhen is approaching him, and he is about to take the ticket in his pocket.

However, when Xu Zhen was about to steal the ticket in Fat Boy's pocket, the system gave a "ding dong" warning.

【Gentlemen love tickets, get them in a proper way】

Forget it, let's go through the formal channels.Xu Zhensheng was afraid that the system would deduct beans.After all, he has already collected 80 lentils, so he can't be stupid at critical moments.

Fatty turned his head and glanced at Xu Zhen, but found nothing wrong, so he drank the iced pearl milk tea again.Xu Zhen thought to himself that with his way of eating, it would not be a dream to break through five hundred catties, so he asked with a smile, "Handsome guy, is the milk tea delicious?"

The fat boy turned his head slowly, then stretched out three fingers, and said with a bit of a beer: "It's already the third cup!"

Xu Zhen: "..."

Fat Boy saw Xu Zhen's surprised face, and after taking a sip of iced milk tea, he asked Xu Zhen out of breath, "Brother, what time is it?"

After Xu Zhen smelled his nuclear-level bad breath, she quickly pinched her nose and took out her phone to show Fat Boy the time.

The fat boy looked down, wiped his sweat vigorously, and sighed: "Thank God, it's a good thing I'm not late. The Mobike bicycle is too bad, and the tire blows out as soon as I ride it. It's just rubbish."

After speaking, he took out the ticket from his pocket and put it on his forehead, fanning sweat non-stop.

Xu Zhen asked in a low voice: "Handsome guy, can you sell me the ticket, I'm waiting to go in and find someone."

The fat boy looked shocked: "You don't have a ticket yourself?"

"Yes, my ticket was torn up by my girlfriend when I quarreled with her last night."

"Haha, that's all right? Fortunately, I don't have a girlfriend."

Fatty's face was full of pride, and he suddenly had a sense of superiority that "being a dog is easy".

Xu Zhen asked again: "Brother, can you help me? Sell me the ticket!"

"Why?"

"I can give you 600 yuan!"

"600 yuan?"

Fatty was suddenly very excited, and even his eyes, which were originally just a slit, opened wide.

However, soon he looked Xu Zhen up and down again, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I won't sell it for 600 either!"

"why?"

"My mother said, don't trust others easily!"

"........."

Xu Zhen's face was covered with black lines.I rubbed it, it turned out that the fat boy was still a giant baby, so Xu Zhen smiled again and said: "Handsome guy, help me, I really want to go in and find someone, and I can't get in without a ticket."

"You call me handsome, the baby is very happy, but you want to buy my ticket, hehe, that's not okay, the baby still has to watch tired horses."

Listening to Fat Boy's accent, he looks like a native of Xijiang Province.Otherwise, "nei horse" would not be called "tired horse".

While he was talking, Fat Boy's cell phone rang.It was his mother who called. After the call was connected, Fat Boy seemed very impatient: "Mom, are you still going to finish? As I said, I'm fine. I really don't need to lose weight. My heart and lung function is It's normal, don't listen to that Dr. Liu nonsense, Dr. Liu himself is as thin as a monkey, he is envious of your son's fat body, besides, meat is so valuable now, why do I have to lose weight... …Mom, it’s alright, alright, stop rambling, I’ll be able to see the tired horse soon...Don’t worry, Mom, I didn’t drink milk tea, I really didn’t drink milk tea…”

After hanging up his mother's phone call, Fatty took another gulp of pearl milk tea.

The people next to me couldn't help but want to laugh.

Xu Zhen didn't get a ticket, so naturally she couldn't laugh.He shook his head, and when he was about to turn around to leave, he suddenly heard a "ding dong" in his mind.

The black iron level depreciation eye of the sky is automatically opened!
Strange, why does the system automatically turn on again?Under normal circumstances, it is rare for the system to be automatically turned on!When something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

Could it be that... there are evildoers?

After opening the Depreciation Sky Eye, Xu Zhen scanned behind him, left and right, and found nothing suspicious.However, when he returned his gaze to the 350-jin fat boy who was sipping milk tea, he was shocked...

The depreciation rate of all the clothes and shoes on Fat Boy's body is rising sharply!
[Counterfeit version of the Paris Saint-Germain jersey, purchased from Pinduoduo, 29 yuan free shipping...Depreciation rate 95%]

[Adidos sports shorts, purchased from Taobao, 25 yuan free shipping...Depreciation rate 95%]

[361 plus-size soccer shoes, purchased at Shatian Weihuo Wholesale Market, 10 yuan a pair...Depreciation rate 95%]

[A little bit of pearl milk tea, bought at No. 449 Jiangwan Road, 12 yuan a cup...Depreciation rate 35%]

.........

The depreciation rate of all the items in Fatty's body soared to 95%, only the cup of pearl milk tea in his hand had a slightly lower depreciation rate, but that was only because he had already drank more than half of the milk tea.Anything you drink into your belly cannot be counted as depreciation.Even so, he soon became a dead man!
Thinking of the word "dead", Xu Zhen couldn't help but shudder.

That's right!The items on Fat Boy's body have such a high depreciation rate at this moment, doesn't that mean the coming of death?

Wait, Fat Boy seems to have answered a call from his mother just now, and his mother also said that he is not in good health and needs to go to "Dr. Liu".

Xu Zhen came to Fat Boy again, and took another look at the fat boy in front of him, who weighed more than 350 kilograms.

After Fatty finished the milk tea in the cup, he triumphantly flapped the ticket in his hand, looking at Xu Zhen and laughing.However, this time his smile seemed a little forced, and his breathing became a little short.

It can be seen that Fat Boy's current physical condition is not very good.

Or rather, it's getting worse!
Beads of sweat the size of beans began to overflow from his huge forehead...

After staring blankly for a few seconds, Xu Zhen asked with concern: "Hey, brother, do you feel unwell? Otherwise, why don't you go to see the tired horse?"

"What did you say?"

Because of the excitement, Fatty's hands began to tremble a little.At the same time, Xu Zhen could also feel that his breathing was getting faster and faster.Even so, Fat Boy still pretended to be nonchalant, and said coldly to Xu Zhen: "Brother, you'd better leave quickly, the tickets in my hand will not be sold."

"Even if your life is in danger, do you still insist on going to see Lei Maer? Handsome guy, let me tell you frankly, I am actually a doctor. Looking at your current situation, I feel a little bad. Otherwise , let me call you 120 first..."

"Crazy, what are you talking about? Who's in a bad situation? Who wants you to call 120..."

Fatty scowled.

To be honest, what he can't bear the most is that others say he is "not physically fit".

Last fall, the first girlfriend he made in his life, who had only been with him for less than two weeks, said that he would take him to climb mountains.As a result, before he reached the mountainside, he almost passed out, and when he woke up, his girlfriend had already taken someone else's hand and left...

Therefore, what Fatty hates to hear the most is when someone says that he is "poor in health"!

Seeing that Fat Boy was trembling all over, and the depreciation rate of the objects on his body was constantly increasing, Xu Zhen felt that he could no longer hesitate.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed 120.

"Hey, it's the 120 emergency center... Yes, I'm at the Hongkou Football Stadium... Yes, yes, there is a fat man who is not feeling well and is about to faint. Please send a car over quickly ……”

When Fatty heard this, he immediately became angry.

He pointed at Xu Zhen's nose and cursed: "Hey, who are you calling a fat man? Who do you say will faint? You...you...you...who do you say will faint..."

The second word "down" was not spoken yet, only a "plop" sound was heard, Fat Boy collapsed like a giant mountain suddenly.His huge body smashed the two brand new trash cans next to him...

"what………"

"Dead..."

"Help..."

.........

The front and back of the team screamed.

Xu Zhen took a step forward, knelt down, gently took the ticket from Fat Boy's hand, and then secretly stuffed 700 yuan into his pocket.

In the distance, a clear 120 siren sounded.

[Congratulations to the host, save one senior fan, reward 50000 lentils]

Another 50000 lentils were credited, and Xu Zhen felt relieved.

He did the math, and he was only short of 15 lentils, and he should be able to upgrade the system.

Two minutes later, the 2 ambulance came. Xu Zhen, together with five or six strong men beside him, carried Fat Boy into the ambulance, took Fat Boy's ticket, and entered the Hongkou Football Stadium smoothly.

………………

(End of this chapter)