Chapter 341

After a few breaths, a message prompt appeared on the bronze-colored system interface.

[Depreciation mall has been opened]

Xu Zhen was inexplicably excited. From today on, with the "Depreciation Mall", he would not be afraid that he would have nowhere to shop.As long as he earns enough lentils, he can roam freely in the mall.

[Congratulations to the host, the first time you log in to the depreciation mall, you can get a chance to drop a golden egg for free.May I ask the host, do you choose to smash the golden egg?]

Damn, if you don't smash it for free, aren't you a fool?

Smash it, you must smash it, smash it quickly!
Xu Zhen was so excited that she even dropped the cigarette in her hand.

Soon, a glittering golden egg appeared in the depreciation mall provided by the system.Xu Zhen didn't hesitate, and immediately smashed it open with his mind, and saw a golden light flying out quickly. Before he could see what the golden light was, Xu Zhen felt the "Tinghui acupoint" next to his ears vibrate suddenly twice.

[Congratulations to the host, the prize has been delivered]

If I rub it, the prize has already been delivered?

What the hell is it?
Xu Zhen looked at herself, but didn't find any changes in the hardware. She just felt a buzzing sound in her eardrums and in her head, and nothing else really happened.

[The prize that the host received just now is an elementary animal language master]

Elementary animal language proficiency?What is that?Is it a plug-in that can dance with wolves and communicate with people and beasts?
[Between heaven and earth, all things have spirituality, and all beasts have language.Animal Language Communication is designed to build a communication bridge between the host and all animals, and to communicate and cooperate with animals conveniently, quickly and effectively. 】

Wow, that sounds like a dick!

After I have a mastery of animal language, am I not a dragon and a phoenix among people?With the animal language communication, wouldn't I be able to communicate well with that little cat raised by Zhou Ningning?With the animal language communication, can I predict earthquakes, mudslides, flash floods, tsunamis... Can I predict all disasters that human beings cannot predict?
I'm so excited just thinking about it. After watching so many "Reunion" movies, I never thought it would be my turn to be the protagonist!
[The host doesn't need to be too optimistic, the animal language skills you just obtained are only elementary animal language skills]

Xu Zhen: "..."

Feeling a little self-contained again.When the system distributes rewards, it always likes to distribute them from the lowest level.This is like a starving ghost, holding a super-large washbasin with great interest to fill the meal, but the other party only gave you a small steamed bun.

May I ask the system, how many stalls are there in Animal Language Communication?
[Beast Language Proficiency, a total of nine levels. 】

A total of nine levels?I'm just...beginner?
Fuck, this...wouldn't it be tasteless?Does it mean that my elementary animal language skills are not as high as those of the circus trainers, uncles and aunts?
[Elementary level animal language mastery, able to listen to the general voice of animals whose intelligence ranks Top 50.For example: chimpanzee, dolphin, elephant, crow, squirrel, dog, cat, pig, snake, turtle, squid...etc. 】

It seems that there are quite a few animals that can read!

Then, how can I upgrade my animal language master?Do you still have to rely on smashing beans to upgrade?
[The upgrade of Animal Language Communication has nothing to do with the number of lentils, but only with animal interaction]

Xu Zhen: "..."

Fuck, what is the concept of interacting with animals?

Could it be that you have to break through the bottom line of being a human being...?
It's scary to think about it!

[The host thinks too much.The so-called interaction with animals is actually helping animals fulfill their wishes.Help animals fulfill a wish, and you can get 1 point, and if the points reach 100 points, you will be upgraded to a level of animal language skills]

I understand, just let me work for animals, and then earn some points, which in turn can strengthen my gold finger.

[Host, animals are actually friends of human beings. We live on the same earth and in the same homeland. As long as human beings give a little more love, the world will become...  

Xu Zhen exited the system before the system finished speaking the chicken soup words.

Long-winded, is it necessary in this winter?
After exiting the system, Xu Zhen covered his buzzing ears with his hands, and came to the Burmese python more than seven meters long again.By this time, the Burmese python was completely under control.It seems that it can no longer jump around, its bulging body can only wriggle slowly, as if it will blow out like a bicycle tire if it is not careful.

In the dark night, Captain Feng poked his hand and ordered someone to control the python's body, and then dragged it as carefully as possible to a relatively open and flat place.

It could be seen that the gigantic boa constrictor in front of him was in great pain and struggle. It had been trying to bury its head in the crevice of the rock, and it really didn't want to accept the fact that it was caught in front of it.It also wants to escape, but its body is too full to eat, and its state is extremely poor after hibernation, so every centimeter it squirms feels like it is fighting against death...

Xu Zhen opened the "Depreciation Mall" just now, and accidentally dropped a golden egg. After gaining the "Elementary Animal Language Proficiency", he wanted to experiment with the python in front of him first.

A gold finger, if it cannot be used for practical purposes, is as useless as a monk's comb.The system said that with an elementary level of animal language proficiency, it is completely possible to connect with the top 50 animals in terms of intelligence, including snakes.It can be seen that the IQ of snakes is also quite high.Especially the giant python in front of him, it's more than 7 meters long, it feels like he can go on a date with Xu Xian.

Well, we must test the gold content of "Elementary Animal Language Proficiency".

So, he poked his hand, walked up to the Burmese python, and then used the thatch in his hand to shake its snake head like a bicycle seat cushion.

"Hiss, hiss..."

After being teased, the giant python looked very angry. It opened its bloody mouth and howled at Xu Zhen a few times.

[Go away, go away, go away]

In front of Xu Zhen's retina, a flash of fluorescent green subtitles suddenly appeared.

Fuck!How is this fat four? ? ?

Beginner animal language communication activated?

This... Could this be the snake language of the python?

Animal Language, online translation?

Xu Zhen felt a little disbelief, so he spat at the huge snake head shamelessly.

Pooh!
A mouthful of saliva the size of a coin, wrapped in the internal force of Zifu's Yang piercing technique, hit the boa constrictor's eyes steadily.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss"

【Hateful Human, Shameless Human】

Xu Zhen: "..."

It's not as simple as being autistic anymore!

It feels like I have opened the door to another world!

Fuck!This elementary animal language master can really understand snake language.Unexpectedly, the first time Lao Tzu communicated with pythons on behalf of a great human being, he gained the image of a scumbag!No, no, I have to establish a good reputation for human beings, I have to refresh my image in the heart of Comrade Boa Constrictor, I want animals to know what is gentlemanly demeanor, what is boundless love, what It's called building a community with a shared future for the earth!

There is a saying: With great power comes great responsibility!

"I, Xu Zhen, on behalf of humans, want to talk to snakes!"

Why does this sentence feel a bit like Luo Ji's dialogue with the Trisolaran?
(End of this chapter)

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