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Chapter 5 childhood sweethearts
Chapter 5 childhood sweethearts
With a big belly, Tang Sibao chased after him with a full belch.
"Zhenzi, I think...you are a bit weird tonight, boy."
"Yeah, I think it's pretty good. You need positive energy to be a human being. Sibao, think about it. What would you do if you hit someone while drunk driving? In our harmonious society, everyone is drunk driving. Can the world be filled with love?"
"Okay, you, Xu Zhen, can fill the world with love, and everyone else is only worthy of filling the world with AIDS? I see you, you are going to run for the chairman of the student union."
"You reminded me. After school starts, I will run for the chairman of the student union. I just want to fill the world with love."
"Xu Zhen, don't disgust me. I hate the bastards in the student union the most. Oh, yes, you were not like this before. Before, every time I drank and drove, you encouraged me to step on the accelerator. You Do you still remember that once I drank half a catty of Erguotou, and you drank five bottles of beer, and we were taking turns racing on the highway, did you forget?"
"The past was the past, and the present is the present. In the past, you were a tadpole, but now you are also a toad?"
"Fuck, you are the little tadpole."
"Sibao, you can say whatever you want. In short, I, Xu Zhen, swear to God tonight, from now on, I will be a person full of positive energy, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests."
"Fart, if you dare, delete all the 30 Gs in the E drive for me."
"That can't be done. Sometimes, we need to have a certain ability to discern and criticize the problems of corruption and degeneration in society. Since we want to criticize, we must fully understand them. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. ?”
[Promote positive energy and watch movies in a healthy way]
"........."
Xu Zhen was shocked.
He took a deep breath, turned around and said to Tang Sibao: "Tonight, I will reinstall the system when I go back. All the disks in the computer will be formatted. I will not keep any of Hong Kong, Taiwan, island countries, Europe and the United States. A strong man cuts his wrists , starting tonight!"
"Oh my god, ghost..."
Tang Sibao pretended to be twitched by him.
.........
The two were playing and fighting, and before walking far, they saw a huge stage set up in the center of the BBQ City Square.The audience surrounded the stage, and in the middle of the stage, a group of hot student sisters were dancing.Among them, Xu Zhen and Tang Sibao both knew the tall leading dancer girl.
Zhou Ningning.
That's right, Zhou Ningning is the school belle of the Haicheng Normal University opposite, and she is also the captain of the school's dance team. Not only is she an amazing person, but she also dances very well.It is said that Zhou Ningning also has a nickname in the School of Foreign Languages, called "Wednesday Man", which means that she has perfect marks for her figure, appearance and dancing.
Tang Sibao once swore to God that if he could marry a goddess like Zhou Ningning as his wife in this life, he would quit the entertainment industry and become a fool willingly.Of course, he has made many such oaths, but no one has paid attention to them.
"Brother Xu, Goddess Zhou is over there, let's go over and have a look, maybe we can take a photo together."
Like a hungry wolf, Tang Sibao whistled loudly at Zhou Ningning from a distance.
Xu Zhen felt a little bored. Although he also liked to see beautiful women, he would not be as free from typhoons as Tang Sibao.
Two minutes later, Zhou Ningning's dance ended, and Tang Sibao dragged Xu Zhenfei to the backstage to see her.
Xu Zhen annoyed him a bit: "Sibao, last month you sent flowers to Zhou Ningning, and they threw all the flowers into the trash can in front of your face. Have you forgotten about this?"
Tang Sibao smiled: "Love has to be more frustrated and more courageous. Besides, I just went to see her, not to confess to her. She won't bite me, right?"
"Then maybe, maybe people like to bite their fingers?"
Tang Sibao touched the severed finger of his left hand subconsciously: "Zhenzi, can you speak without thorns?"
When the two were talking, Zhou Ningning happened to come out from the backstage.
The goddess is indeed a goddess, but the aura is different.Every step she takes, she has a dancing fairy air, which makes the audience around her salivate.According to visual inspection, she is 1.7 meters tall. Even wearing flat dance shoes, she looks half a head taller than Tang Sibao.
"Zhou Ningning, hi, long time no see!"
Tang Sibao waved at her.
Zhou Ningning looked indifferent after seeing Tang Sibao: "Why are you again?"
"Hey, Zhou Ningning, dude, I was eating barbecue over there just now, and I saw you dancing here, so I came over to have a look, and cheer you up by the way..."
Tang Sibao is a veteran in the field of love, but every time he sees Zhou Ningning, he will be very nervous, and he always falters like an idiot when he speaks.He scratched his head, pointed to Xu Zhen next to him, and smiled: "Oh, Zhou Ningning, let me introduce first, this is my old man, his name is..."
Before Tang Sibao could say it, Zhou Ningning stretched out his hand: "Xu Zhen, I know you!"
Tang Sibao: "..."
Xu Zhen: "..."
A few seconds later, Tang Sibao suddenly turned into lemon essence, and he punched Xu Zhen hard: "Damn, Zhenzi, you can do it, so it turns out that you secretly told me, you have been with us in secret. Goddess Zhou has a leg."
Zhou Ningning rolled his eyes at him: "A dog can't spit out ivory."
Xu Zhen was also a little curious. He couldn't remember where he had met Zhou Ningning, so he asked, "Student Zhou Ningning, did we really know each other before?"
Zhou Ningning smiled: "Well! Actually, I only found out about it from my best friend not long ago. Speaking of which, we should have known each other since we were in kindergarten. Do you still remember that you used to be in a family named Huajing Did you study in kindergarten? When you were in the big class, you were expelled from the kindergarten because of fighting. Do you still have any memory of this incident?"
"........."
Xu Zhen was taken aback for a moment, "Damn it, who remembers what happened to the big class in the kindergarten!"So, he immediately searched for the memories of more than ten years ago in his mind.
God, he really has some vague impressions!
Yes, he finally remembered.Before their family moved, they did stay in a place called "Huajing Kindergarten".Moreover, I heard from my mother later that when Xu Zhen was in the top class of kindergarten, there was indeed a beautiful woman with big eyes in the class.At that time, all the boys in the class liked that little girl, who only had a naughty little bald head, and would bully that big-eyed beauty every day.I remember one day during the lunch break, that little bald head went to bully that big-eyed beauty again. Without saying a word, Xu Zhen, who loves to fight injustices, picked up a stool and slammed it at the little bald head, hitting the boy's head immediately. Broken blood.Because of this incident, Xu Zhen's parents not only paid the bald family thousands of dollars in medical expenses, but were also expelled from the kindergarten.
That's right, the five-year-old little Xu Zhen experienced the thrilling thing of being fired for the first time in her life, and it turned out to be for the hero to save the beauty...
"Oh, my God, you're the one with the big eyes, aren't you?"
"That's right, it's been more than ten years in a flash, Xu Zhen, I didn't expect you to go to school at Haicheng College opposite."
"hehe yes."
Xu Zhen scratched her head, feeling a little embarrassed, after all, Haicheng College is a university with no reputation.
Tang Sibao also became excited: "Fuck, you two are childhood sweethearts? If so, let's have another drink."
Zhou Ningning quickly waved his hand: "Next time, I still have activities tonight."
Tang Sibao drooped his face: "Hey, did you have an appointment with a male ticket?"
"Neuropathy!"
Zhou Ningning rolled his eyes at him, and then took out a large stack of tickets from his schoolbag: "I'm so sorry, you two, I've been helping a performing arts company sell concert tickets during the summer vacation."
Xu Zhen asked: "Whose concert?"
"Domestic first-line star, Chen Fan."
"How much is a ticket?"
"400 for the peripheral ones, 3000 for the VIP ones in the front row."
"Can you show me?"
"Of course, I have twenty tickets for the back seat and twenty tickets for VIP."
Zhou Ningning took out a VIP ticket from his bag and handed it to Xu Zhen.
Xu Zhen gave her a thumbs up: "Unexpectedly, Goddess Zhou is also keen on being a scalper!"
"Yeah, I can't help it because of life. Who told me that I have a younger brother who is in high school."
As soon as Zhou Ningning finished speaking, Xu Zhen took a concert ticket from her. Before she had time to see the specific content on the ticket, she only heard a "ding dong" sound from the system in her mind.
[One ticket for Chen Fan's concert, the depreciation rate is 100%]
"........."
(End of this chapter)
With a big belly, Tang Sibao chased after him with a full belch.
"Zhenzi, I think...you are a bit weird tonight, boy."
"Yeah, I think it's pretty good. You need positive energy to be a human being. Sibao, think about it. What would you do if you hit someone while drunk driving? In our harmonious society, everyone is drunk driving. Can the world be filled with love?"
"Okay, you, Xu Zhen, can fill the world with love, and everyone else is only worthy of filling the world with AIDS? I see you, you are going to run for the chairman of the student union."
"You reminded me. After school starts, I will run for the chairman of the student union. I just want to fill the world with love."
"Xu Zhen, don't disgust me. I hate the bastards in the student union the most. Oh, yes, you were not like this before. Before, every time I drank and drove, you encouraged me to step on the accelerator. You Do you still remember that once I drank half a catty of Erguotou, and you drank five bottles of beer, and we were taking turns racing on the highway, did you forget?"
"The past was the past, and the present is the present. In the past, you were a tadpole, but now you are also a toad?"
"Fuck, you are the little tadpole."
"Sibao, you can say whatever you want. In short, I, Xu Zhen, swear to God tonight, from now on, I will be a person full of positive energy, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests."
"Fart, if you dare, delete all the 30 Gs in the E drive for me."
"That can't be done. Sometimes, we need to have a certain ability to discern and criticize the problems of corruption and degeneration in society. Since we want to criticize, we must fully understand them. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. ?”
[Promote positive energy and watch movies in a healthy way]
"........."
Xu Zhen was shocked.
He took a deep breath, turned around and said to Tang Sibao: "Tonight, I will reinstall the system when I go back. All the disks in the computer will be formatted. I will not keep any of Hong Kong, Taiwan, island countries, Europe and the United States. A strong man cuts his wrists , starting tonight!"
"Oh my god, ghost..."
Tang Sibao pretended to be twitched by him.
.........
The two were playing and fighting, and before walking far, they saw a huge stage set up in the center of the BBQ City Square.The audience surrounded the stage, and in the middle of the stage, a group of hot student sisters were dancing.Among them, Xu Zhen and Tang Sibao both knew the tall leading dancer girl.
Zhou Ningning.
That's right, Zhou Ningning is the school belle of the Haicheng Normal University opposite, and she is also the captain of the school's dance team. Not only is she an amazing person, but she also dances very well.It is said that Zhou Ningning also has a nickname in the School of Foreign Languages, called "Wednesday Man", which means that she has perfect marks for her figure, appearance and dancing.
Tang Sibao once swore to God that if he could marry a goddess like Zhou Ningning as his wife in this life, he would quit the entertainment industry and become a fool willingly.Of course, he has made many such oaths, but no one has paid attention to them.
"Brother Xu, Goddess Zhou is over there, let's go over and have a look, maybe we can take a photo together."
Like a hungry wolf, Tang Sibao whistled loudly at Zhou Ningning from a distance.
Xu Zhen felt a little bored. Although he also liked to see beautiful women, he would not be as free from typhoons as Tang Sibao.
Two minutes later, Zhou Ningning's dance ended, and Tang Sibao dragged Xu Zhenfei to the backstage to see her.
Xu Zhen annoyed him a bit: "Sibao, last month you sent flowers to Zhou Ningning, and they threw all the flowers into the trash can in front of your face. Have you forgotten about this?"
Tang Sibao smiled: "Love has to be more frustrated and more courageous. Besides, I just went to see her, not to confess to her. She won't bite me, right?"
"Then maybe, maybe people like to bite their fingers?"
Tang Sibao touched the severed finger of his left hand subconsciously: "Zhenzi, can you speak without thorns?"
When the two were talking, Zhou Ningning happened to come out from the backstage.
The goddess is indeed a goddess, but the aura is different.Every step she takes, she has a dancing fairy air, which makes the audience around her salivate.According to visual inspection, she is 1.7 meters tall. Even wearing flat dance shoes, she looks half a head taller than Tang Sibao.
"Zhou Ningning, hi, long time no see!"
Tang Sibao waved at her.
Zhou Ningning looked indifferent after seeing Tang Sibao: "Why are you again?"
"Hey, Zhou Ningning, dude, I was eating barbecue over there just now, and I saw you dancing here, so I came over to have a look, and cheer you up by the way..."
Tang Sibao is a veteran in the field of love, but every time he sees Zhou Ningning, he will be very nervous, and he always falters like an idiot when he speaks.He scratched his head, pointed to Xu Zhen next to him, and smiled: "Oh, Zhou Ningning, let me introduce first, this is my old man, his name is..."
Before Tang Sibao could say it, Zhou Ningning stretched out his hand: "Xu Zhen, I know you!"
Tang Sibao: "..."
Xu Zhen: "..."
A few seconds later, Tang Sibao suddenly turned into lemon essence, and he punched Xu Zhen hard: "Damn, Zhenzi, you can do it, so it turns out that you secretly told me, you have been with us in secret. Goddess Zhou has a leg."
Zhou Ningning rolled his eyes at him: "A dog can't spit out ivory."
Xu Zhen was also a little curious. He couldn't remember where he had met Zhou Ningning, so he asked, "Student Zhou Ningning, did we really know each other before?"
Zhou Ningning smiled: "Well! Actually, I only found out about it from my best friend not long ago. Speaking of which, we should have known each other since we were in kindergarten. Do you still remember that you used to be in a family named Huajing Did you study in kindergarten? When you were in the big class, you were expelled from the kindergarten because of fighting. Do you still have any memory of this incident?"
"........."
Xu Zhen was taken aback for a moment, "Damn it, who remembers what happened to the big class in the kindergarten!"So, he immediately searched for the memories of more than ten years ago in his mind.
God, he really has some vague impressions!
Yes, he finally remembered.Before their family moved, they did stay in a place called "Huajing Kindergarten".Moreover, I heard from my mother later that when Xu Zhen was in the top class of kindergarten, there was indeed a beautiful woman with big eyes in the class.At that time, all the boys in the class liked that little girl, who only had a naughty little bald head, and would bully that big-eyed beauty every day.I remember one day during the lunch break, that little bald head went to bully that big-eyed beauty again. Without saying a word, Xu Zhen, who loves to fight injustices, picked up a stool and slammed it at the little bald head, hitting the boy's head immediately. Broken blood.Because of this incident, Xu Zhen's parents not only paid the bald family thousands of dollars in medical expenses, but were also expelled from the kindergarten.
That's right, the five-year-old little Xu Zhen experienced the thrilling thing of being fired for the first time in her life, and it turned out to be for the hero to save the beauty...
"Oh, my God, you're the one with the big eyes, aren't you?"
"That's right, it's been more than ten years in a flash, Xu Zhen, I didn't expect you to go to school at Haicheng College opposite."
"hehe yes."
Xu Zhen scratched her head, feeling a little embarrassed, after all, Haicheng College is a university with no reputation.
Tang Sibao also became excited: "Fuck, you two are childhood sweethearts? If so, let's have another drink."
Zhou Ningning quickly waved his hand: "Next time, I still have activities tonight."
Tang Sibao drooped his face: "Hey, did you have an appointment with a male ticket?"
"Neuropathy!"
Zhou Ningning rolled his eyes at him, and then took out a large stack of tickets from his schoolbag: "I'm so sorry, you two, I've been helping a performing arts company sell concert tickets during the summer vacation."
Xu Zhen asked: "Whose concert?"
"Domestic first-line star, Chen Fan."
"How much is a ticket?"
"400 for the peripheral ones, 3000 for the VIP ones in the front row."
"Can you show me?"
"Of course, I have twenty tickets for the back seat and twenty tickets for VIP."
Zhou Ningning took out a VIP ticket from his bag and handed it to Xu Zhen.
Xu Zhen gave her a thumbs up: "Unexpectedly, Goddess Zhou is also keen on being a scalper!"
"Yeah, I can't help it because of life. Who told me that I have a younger brother who is in high school."
As soon as Zhou Ningning finished speaking, Xu Zhen took a concert ticket from her. Before she had time to see the specific content on the ticket, she only heard a "ding dong" sound from the system in her mind.
[One ticket for Chen Fan's concert, the depreciation rate is 100%]
"........."
(End of this chapter)
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