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Chapter 10 You can make a beautiful seductress by pissing (recommended monthly ticket please)

Chapter 10 You can make a beautiful seductress by pissing (recommended monthly ticket please)

Changqing County is located in the southwest of Taoyuan County, about 230 miles away.

Changqing Temple is located in the suburbs about ten miles southwest of Changqing County.

Xu Ran counted the time, even if he set off on horseback before dawn and arrived at Changqing Temple without a break, it was already midnight.

Moreover, it is not cost-effective to travel like this. The horses of the county government are exhausted, and it is difficult to keep up with the superiors, so I plan to spend two days to arrive.

After such a calculation, there is no need to worry, Xu Ran had breakfast and told Zhang Yun'er to take good care of her mother before setting off with her belongings.

Along the way, every hour of fast walking, I stopped to let the horse rest for a while and eat some green grass on the side of the road.

When it was almost noon, there happened to be a small restaurant near the fork in the road, so Xu Ran got off the horse, handed the horse over to the waiter, and ordered some side dishes for lunch.

The small restaurant is very simple. Three thatched houses were built on the side of the road as a kitchen and storage room. A tent was set up in the open space in front of the house, and five or six small square tables were set up. It is the largest restaurant within a radius of ten miles. .

Therefore, it is exactly half a day's journey away from Taoyuan County, and there are still many passers-by eating, and there is no empty table at this time.

There were only two people sitting at a table near the roadside. Seeing that they were dressed as a scholar and a young boy in their twenties, the waiter invited Xu Ran to sit down.

The scholar's face was a little pale, with beads of sweat on his forehead and the tip of his nose, he looked weak and tired.

Xu Ran bowed his hands at the scholar as a way of saying hello, then lowered his head and concentrated on eating.

After a while, I heard the book boy muttering in a low voice, "My lord, next time we encounter such a good thing, let the little one eat meat too..."

Meat?
Is that what you mean?

Xu Ran continued to eat with his head down, but his ears perked up.

Then the scholar reprimanded him in a low voice: "You are only 15 years old, a bit early, and you have my son here, how can that girl fall in love with you?"

The book boy curled his lips and said in disbelief, "You're still young at fifteen? The girl wants me to come!"

"you!"

The scholar knocked the back of the boy's head with his chopsticks angrily, "If you talk nonsense and smash your dog's head, I accidentally missed this time. I have never been so miserable before... What happened today is really weird."

Xu Ran heard it clearly, held back his smile, raised his head and glanced at the two people opposite, and saw that the scholar looked tired, his face was pale and sallow, and he was wiping the sweat from his forehead and nose with a square handkerchief.

It turned out that it was all false...

Xu Ran stretched, ready to ask for a cup of tea, pay the bill and leave.

Suddenly, I saw a middle-aged Taoist priest coming from the fork in the road, with his hair tied up in a bun, fastened with a wooden hairpin, with three black beards under his chin, dressed in a green wood Taoist robe, with a sword slanted on his back, and a fortune-telling banner in his hand, walking lightly.

What a Taoist with immortal demeanor.

Xu Ran sat without moving, and looked away deliberately. When he approached, the system displayed a prompt as scheduled:

[System: A middle-aged Taoist cultivator of the human race was discovered, and a "Taoist wild monster" with unlimited refresh times was generated. Do you want to check it? 】

"Check."

A game monster exactly like the middle-aged Taoist priest appeared in the system. Next to his health bar, there was a red "??".

Exiting the system, Xu Ran took another look at the Taoist priest, who had such a cultivation level, so he took the initiative to step aside. If the Taoist priest came to sit down and find a chance to chat, maybe he would ask him to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

The Taoist obviously noticed Xu Ran's actions, and when he saw that there were more people sitting at the other tables, he walked over and said to Xu Ran, "Thank you for giving up your seat, this official, why don't you make up for it for free?" Hexagram, how about expressing your thanks?"

Xu Ran smiled and cupped his hands, just as he was about to speak, he suddenly heard the bookboy on the opposite side say in displeasure: "You Taoist priest is so rude, there are three people sitting at the table, why do you only thank him, because he is an official servant?" ?"

The Taoist priest was not angry when he heard the words, turned his head to look at the boy and the young master, finally stopped his eyes on the young master's face, and exclaimed: "Hey, this young master's face... tsk tsk tsk..."

The young master cupped his hands and said, "The Taoist priest knows how to read faces?"

The Taoist said: "That's right, today the poor Taoist will take a look for the young master and this little brother."

The son felt guilty when he saw it, he pushed the book boy and said, "Just show him the Taoist master."

"What's so good about giving him? He's just a minor calamity, at most he'll get a beating, and suffer some flesh and blood pain, but you..." The Taoist paused, "My lord, you are in danger of your life, I'm afraid you won't come out." Three days, you will definitely die!"

The young master was in doubt for a while, and finally thought that the Taoist priest was a charlatan, and said: "My family takes advantage of people's value and looks good, so where is the risk of life?"

But the Taoist said with a smile: "I have a small spell, which can save you from disasters. It only needs ten taels of silver. The young master is not poor. Ten taels of silver can buy a life, which is very worthwhile."

"Since the fate of life and death has been determined, what's the use of using spells? Could it be that you, a Taoist priest, can change your fate against the sky?" The young master laughed loudly. After laughing, he ignored the Taoist priest and got up to leave.

The Taoist also laughed loudly, "Treasure this little money, don't regret it, you listen carefully, Shuboy, if your son has a disaster within three days, ask your master to come to Wangxiang Zhacai Shop in Taoyuan County to find me... ..."

Xu Ran couldn't listen anymore, when he got up and was about to pay the bill and leave, he suddenly felt shocked.

Zhacai shop in Chengwang Township, Taoyuan County?
There is only one tie-color shop in Taoyuan County.

It's called Wangxiang Zhacai Shop, the clerk is Cao San, and the main body is a level 8 monster, so the shopkeeper must be of a higher level.

Could it be this Taoist priest?
Xu Ran couldn't help but take another look at the Taoist priest.

Sensing his gaze, the Taoist smiled and said, "Are you leaving now? The poor Taoist hasn't shown his face to the messenger yet."

Putting an extra stack of copper coins on the table, Xu Ran said with a smile: "I have something urgent to hurry, I'm afraid it will delay the trip, so I invite the Taoist priest to drink a pot of tea, can I ask the Taoist priest to give me the name of the Taoist priest, I will visit the door someday. "

"Thank you for the gift of tea, my poor Taoist name is Qingmu," said the Taoist Jishou, "I'm sorry to send you an official."

……

Xu Ran left the small restaurant, urged the horse to gallop, and walked five or six miles, feeling a little urgent to urinate.

He got off the horse, let the horse graze on the side of the road, pushed aside Shu Li, who was as tall as a person, and urinated happily.

As soon as I lifted my trousers, I saw the depths of Shuli land shaking, and a man and woman who had just fought in the field stood up.

The man was dressed as a young scholar, his face was pale, his head was sweating profusely, he sighed while arranging his clothes, "Xiaosheng is ashamed of his love for his wife, it's not like this usually..."

The woman is as gorgeous as a peach blossom, and her skin is as creamy. She only cares about arranging her dress and smiling at his words without answering.

This made the scholar even more ashamed, and he bowed his hands to the woman, and fled in embarrassment as if he had done the right thing.

The woman turned her head and saw Xu Ran who was wearing his trousers. She smiled shyly, her face became more pretty, and she didn't care about getting dressed neatly. She pushed aside Shu Li and walked over.

She stopped in front of Xu Ran, looked down and saw that the urine stain was very far away from Xu Ran's feet, and praised: "Since ancient times, it has been said that one who is useless is a scholar. Now it seems that this statement is indeed true, unlike the elder brother of the official." Handsome, lofty..."

Xu Ran also carefully looked at the woman in front of him, and saw that she was only about twenty years old, standing there gracefully, with her dress half-covered, a lot of what should be exposed and what shouldn't be exposed.

The woman smiled and said: "There is a warrior with brute force, but he is too timid. In the wilderness, lonely men and widows, what do you want to do, just come and do it. Why just look at it and not do it? It's a waste of money." so high?"

Xu Ran smiled awkwardly: "Would it be happier to have a tryst with someone in the crop field?"

The woman took off her half-covered dress, and said with a smirk, "How can you know the happiness in the crop field if you haven't tried it?"

(End of this chapter)

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