The stall was exposed to 6000 million

Chapter 268

When hearing this, the people in the live broadcast room were all happy.

I just like the feeling of the old people telling stories in a leisurely manner, as if it brought them back to their childhood memories.

"Okay, everyone be quiet, let's listen to the old man's speech."

Zhang Jingchun saw that it was still early, and the old man was in a very happy mood at this time, and he could pass the time again, killing three birds with one stone.

At this time, the old man seemed to have found the feeling, and the flower apron was also very good at handling things, so he quickly brought a cup of tea for his father, and the old man swallowed and drank it.

His wife said at this time: "Old man, how many times have I told this story to my children, I'm afraid I'm tired of hearing it, don't let others laugh at me?"

Zhang Jingchun hurriedly said: "Ma'am, it's okay, I haven't heard of it, do you think the people in this live broadcast room let my uncle talk about it? Come on."

"That's right, what my dad said, I never tire of listening to it."

At this time, Er Shengzi also seemed to have honey on his mouth.

"Okay, then I will tell you. To be honest, this story has not been told for many years, at least decades?"

Hua Weiqun nodded at this moment: "Well, that's right, at least we haven't talked about it for more than 20 years. It was when we were young, and during the autumn before, neither of us brothers wanted to peel corn, so you told us stories. Tricked us into peeling corn."

"Haha, that's right, if it wasn't for telling you stories, you would be able to work, well, let's not talk about the past, let's talk about it now."

Zhang Jingchun adjusted the camera.

The old man started talking.

What we are telling this time is a story about Wang Erxiao. This Wang Erxiao has been mischievous since he was a child. He either stole eggs from his second eldest mother’s family, or stole cucumbers from other people’s fields. Anxious and angry, no one can do anything about him.

And he held grudges very much. One day, he dozed off in class and was scolded by his teacher.

This Wang Erxiao has a vengeance on his mind. Early this morning, his teacher had a little diarrhea and went to the toilet three times without a single class. When Wang Erxiao heard this, he immediately came up with a bad idea.

Just as his teacher came back, Wang Er quickly raised his hand.

"Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom."

As soon as the teacher heard this, he glared at him: "What kind of toilet do you use during class time? You can use it after class."

When Wang Erxiao heard this, she became anxious immediately: "You won't let me go, why do you go, your teacher can go, but I can't? How can there be such a reason? Are you still worthy to be my teacher? If I pull my pants, I will rely on the principal to go."

In the village at that time, there were only five or six teachers in a school including the principal, and each teacher led several classes.

As soon as the teacher heard that he was afraid of disobedience, he had no other choice, so he waved his hands at him angrily: "Go, go."

At this moment, Wang Erxiao purposely walked past the podium, and when he passed by his old man, he sniffed it on purpose, pouted his lips, and said loudly, "I'll go, teacher, why do you smell so bad, you can't pull your pants up?" right?"

The students below were all happy when they heard it.

Don't mention the teacher's anger, he kicked at Wang Erxiao, Wang Erxiao laughed and ran out.

When the boy got to the toilet, he thought carefully, took out a knife from his pocket, and began to cut it on a small tree next to the toilet.

When going to the toilet, everyone habitually pulled the small tree, so Wang Erxiao cut the small tree down to only a few joints, and then covered him with mud.

Today, the other two male teachers went to the town for a meeting. The principal's aunt's child was born and they went to a wedding banquet, and the teacher's toilet is separate.

After finishing it, Wang Er whistled and went back.

"Teacher, I'm back."

His teacher started gurgling non-stop again, and Wang Erxiao's abrupt words scared him so much that he almost couldn't pull it out.

"You brat, startle me, tell me to go outside."

The whole class was overjoyed, and Wang Erxiao's coke was broken at this time. This is what he wanted. Standing outside the classroom just happened to be able to see his teacher's embarrassing face.

So he whistled and went out.

"Don't whistle."

At this moment, Wang Erxiao made a face and stood outside.

After a while, his teacher couldn't bear it anymore.

Clutching his stomach, pouting his buttocks, he shouted at everyone: "Okay, everyone should study by themselves first, and I'll be here in a while."

At this moment, Wang Erxiao hurriedly said: "Teacher, go pull it again. If you pull it, don't come back. It stinks."

"I'll kill you little turtle."

At this moment, Wang Erxiao laughed loudly: "Come on, come on, hit me, you can't hit me, you can't hit me."

He smiled as he spoke.

His teacher also wanted to chase him, but at this time, every step he took felt like he was going to be pulled out, so he had to run into the toilet.

As soon as the teacher ran away, forget about Wang Erxiao's music, walked to the podium and said to everyone: "Come with me, this time there is a good show to watch, hurry up..."

A few naughty children in the class followed Wang Er and ran over.

A long time ago, the toilets were built with red bricks and adobe together. In addition, the old school had been built for decades, and the walls were full of holes. Therefore, these mischievous classmates, a guard Look through a hole.

But before they could see clearly, they heard the sound of a small tree breaking from the teacher's toilet.

Then I saw his teacher hugging the small tree, sitting in the latrine with his buttocks, splashing all over his body...

When talking about this, Zhang Jingchun also had that picture in his mind, and the whole family couldn't help laughing.

"I'll go, this Wang Erxiao is too cowardly."

"This guy named Wang Erxiao shouldn't be too young now, right?"

The old man smiled and said: "That's right, if this Wang Erxiao is alive, he should be in his sixties or seventies now. When this guy grows up, he hasn't done anything good, and he hasn't married a wife in his 40s. Later, I went to work outside. I heard that I found a wife outside. In the end, I was cheated and had nothing. Later, I went back to the village and became a sheep dealer to get some money. Lustful, I went to other villages to steal women before, and was discovered by a husband, who made one eye blind. Later, years ago, I drank with some gambling guys in the village, and when I returned home, I was drowned in the water, and I waited for four or five days before I found it, and when I found it, my body was bitten by a fish so badly."

When Hua Weiqun heard it, she couldn't help asking: "Which pond is it?"

"Which one else is it? It's the one next to your school. You were not allowed to go swimming there before, so I didn't listen."

"That's right, you two forgot. The two of you and some people in the village wanted to go to the pond secretly to play, but your second aunt found out and told your dad, hung you up and beat you, forgot?"

"Ah, oh, I remembered..."

"It's getting late, when are we going to catch 'ghosts'?" At this time, the people in the live broadcast room asked...

(End of this chapter)