I don't need presence or anything

Chapter 26 [Weekly Summary & Extra Story] The old thief Watanabe and his friends (1)

On the night of the weekend, the old thief caught a cold and couldn't open his eyes. The old thief's friend found the old thief.

"Old thief, old thief, have you grown bloated recently?"

The old thief looked confused, "I haven't even inflated, why do you say I'm inflated?"

"You didn't thank the readers who tipped you in the title."

"I didn't write thank you in the title before. I usually say thank you in this chapter on weekends."

"Then your book hasn't interacted with readers yet, do you look down on your readers?"

"I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!" The old thief snorted, "I'm just too tired..."

"Hehe. You have played "Total War: Warhammer 2" and "Divine Realm: Original Sin 2" for more than 150 hours. Are you so tired?"

"I... work!"

"You can't guarantee two shifts a day, why don't you want to rush to the street?!"

"I... I also wrote a guarantee essay with Ma Yun's father, the purpose is to support myself, so I am actually double-opening!"

"Then... I'll go and have a look. What's the name of the book?"

""Young Tamerran's Notes on Cultivating a Quasi-God""

10 minute later.

"You haven't updated the guarantee text for several days, you shameless old thief!"

"I, I have a cold?!"

"You still play games when you have a cold?"

"Collect materials! Doesn't the dog head just play games without doing anything?! I'm looking for a dog head feeling..."

"By the way, old thief, what do you mean by the dog head and Tianlong you mentioned in the book?"

The old thief looked confused, "Aren't you in the group?"

"I'm diving in a group."

"Everyone in the group knows the meaning of Goutou and Tianlong. This is derived from the DOTA stalk. In fact, there is a kind of meaning of diaosi and tall, rich and handsome, but there is no such one-to-one correspondence. After all, diaosi is basically derogatory. Goutou still has its own Its dignity and soul are the same as the soul of Yuma’s dead fat house. Come on, let’s give an example, 70.00% of the people who read my book are dog heads.”

"Then you mean, 30.00% of Tianlong are reading your book?"

The old thief laughed.

"How is it possible? Hahahahaha, the other 30.00% are at most ordinary people. If I have so many dragons reading my book—"

"Reading my book..."

"Read my book..."

"my book……"

The old thief's smile gradually collapsed.

The old thief laughed and laughed, and suddenly burst into tears.

"I don't want to rush to the street anymore woo wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa..."

"Here, old thief, pat your head... I'll show you a summary of this week's rewards."

【Thank you for the reward】

Thank you [Ace Pigeon at Super High School Level] for your 11100 point coins reward!
Thanks to [sd Linlin] for the 10000 dot coin (actually 20000) reward!

Thanks to [Passerby] for the 100 point reward!
Thanks to [AbstergoEyes] students for their 100 points reward!
The old thief held back some tears,
"The number of people on my fan list is wrong... So I didn't make a reward summary last week."

"Yes. Tell me what to do. Those fans must be very angry now, and they will never tip you again."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Crying is useless! Prove it with actions? Can you guarantee double updates next week?"

"Let me announce a not-so-bad secret to everyone! This time, the heroine of "Sense of Existence" may not necessarily be young tame dye! Because this book was published by me casually, the outline is not written at all, everyone can do whatever they want Buy stocks, don't worry about being occupied by characters like Nana Chihiro in the palace seat! Bixin.jpg."

"So what the hell are you going to do next week with double shifts or not?"

The old thief was stunned.

A few seconds later, the old thief showed an [OAQ] expression.

"It's disgusting, what kind of cute dog is selling? I'll beat you to death!"

Old thief, pawn.

(End of this chapter)