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Chapter 27 You Are Really a Blue Saint

"Okay, then it's set to meet in Mexico for a while. I'll let Jessica send you the location."

Tony Stark, who was hung up, turned to look at Pepper, "Do you want to go to the place where the tacos are produced to find Crazy Dave? Haven't you been playing that Plants vs. Zombies recently?"

Pepper shook his head helplessly, "Sure enough, you two are a couple."

The rotten girl is actually by my side?
Speaking of Mexican Croman, the first impression should be tacos and Thanksgiving.

After all, not everyone has the guts to set Thanksgiving as the day that would occupy other regions.

There is a saying that the turkey is really unpalatable.

Croman's speed was faster than Tony Stark's, and he reached Nick Fury's positioning point first.

He was still wearing the invisibility cloak, and before he landed, he saw the temporary monitoring point that SHIELD had built. This made Croman shout out, "Oh, I guess I won't be able to see the incarnation of the Supreme God now."

(Stan Lee driving the truck, of course)
Personally, I think that old man can definitely hold Thor's Hammer.

The customs of Mexico are still good, and they are very enthusiastic.

"What's your name?"

"what?!"

"what's your name?!"

"tony!"

"fuck you tony!"

Shouting is really comfortable, but it's time to go now.

Patton and Coulson stood in the wasteland.

Patungen Kolson said, "Well, I saw him just now, and he was the only one flying in big pants."

Coulson took out five dollars with reluctance and handed it to Barton.

Do you know how much five dollars is to a middle-aged unmarried man?

This can stroke a three-pound Yorkshire teacup dog for an hour!

Croman didn't feel sorry for Coulson at all. Instead, he reached out his hand to Barton and hooked his fingers, "The meeting will be divided in half."

Barton quickly put the five dollars into his pocket, and gave Croman a very disgusted look, "Are you willing to grab five dollars from me?"

Croman raised his head, "What's your name, my money didn't come from the wind!"

Barton chuckled, "Indeed, even if the wind blows a billion dollars, you will exhaust yourself to death."

When the three of them were having fun at home, a blind little agent came over to report.

"Sir, someone has invaded our observation point."

As he spoke, he handed over the surveillance screen.

I saw a muscular blond lion king who went all the way into the land of no one, and solved all the agents along the way.

Although Sol lost his divine power, his fighting skills over the years and his body, which is still at the peak of human strength, allowed him to easily achieve the goal of the invasion.

Mjölnir, Thor's Hammer.

Barton drew out his bow and arrow and was about to go up to deal with this ignorant and strong man, but was held back by Croman.

"Don't worry, just wait and watch the live broadcast of Snow Flakes Flying and North Wind Xiao Xiao."

Patton:? ? ?
He thought for a long time and didn't know what Croman was talking about.

But still stopped his hands.

Coulson led the way, and the three came all the way to the top of Thor's Hammer, looking at Thor through the one-way mirror.

In the sky, there seemed to be tens of thousands of drummers struggling to beat the drums.

There was heavy rain, thunder and lightning.

After defeating the last guard, Sol excitedly rushed in front of Mjörnir, looking at Mjörnier with tenderness, the gentle eyes with reminiscence and longing seemed to soften the hammer.

It caused a chill among Croman and the others.

Button rubbed his shoulders, "The last time I saw this scene was when I was dating Laura."

Coulson explained solemnly, "This is called fetishism, which refers to being obsessed with inanimate objects as stimuli to arouse sexual fantasies and sexual impulses. It is common in boys, and the object of obsession is often something that directly touches the surface of the opposite sex, such as a Locks of hair, shoes, gloves, underwear, underpants, stockings, barrettes, pins, necklaces, etc. Fetishists are often unable to love an actual, complete person, and are only interested in what they wear or wear.

But to be honest, it's also the first time I've seen someone who has this kind of addiction to hammers.

Maybe because of his rugged appearance? "

Croman suppressed a smile, really defeated by his honest uncle.

Covering his mouth, "Yeah, yes, yes, Coulson is right."

Coulson smiled helplessly, "You kid, can't you call me uncle?"

Button seems to have realized something, "That's right, you should also call me Uncle Button."

Croman gave the two people a blank look, "How do I remember that in this free city, there seem to be few normal people who are always older or younger?"

"The implication is that we're not normal," Coulson explained.

Barton's face was black, "I can understand it!"

Making jokes, Sol has already held Mjolnir with both hands, and imagining the scene of regaining his divine power with his feet, the first thing he does is to help Jane Foster get back the research materials.

With all his strength, Yunzu yelled, "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

But he failed!

"No! No! No!"

I was truly abandoned by Mjolnir!
I really made such a big mistake, I was banished...

"Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is blowing, the world is vast~ Don't be too sad Sol, although you can't lift this hammer, but"

Speaking of which, Croman came over and held the handle of Thor's Hammer.

"As far as you can see, I can't take... come?"

what happened? !

Saul looked at the seemingly weightless Mjolnir in Croman's hands in disbelief.

It actually recognized the boy in front of him? !
So he has the potential to inherit the king of Asgard? !
But why didn't the power of Thor come?
Croman also smiled awkwardly, but he really didn't intend to pick it up.

Saul felt like crying after such a fuss, and without knowing what was wrong, Saul suddenly knelt down on one knee towards Croman.

"This Midgard warrior! Please return to Asgard's Asgard to take my place!"

Croman, even Loki who was peeping, Coulson and Button upstairs were all taken aback.

Let's just say what's going on in your head?
"Kolson, take him away, he is indeed a god, but now his mind is out of order, give him a tranquilizer to calm down."

A team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents came out from behind Saul and pulled him away, without resisting this time.

Let it go, I don't know why Sol even looks forward to it?
Looking forward to living a shameless life with Jane Foster.

Coulson walked over with a smile, trying to take the hammer from Croman.

Croman smirked and handed it over.

In the end, there was only a bang, and Coulson staggered and almost fell to the ground, but his arm flashed.

Coulson broke into a cold sweat, "This hammer is really magical, no wonder that blond man has a soft spot for it."

Croman was surprised, "I said Uncle Coulson, you don't really think he has a fetish, do you?"

Coulson nodded affirmatively, "That's right. What else?"

Croman sighed, "No wonder you are single until now, you are really a blue saint."

Coulson looked at the direction in which Croman was going, the blue saint?What's the meaning?
At this time, a low-level agent proficient in foreign languages ​​suddenly came over, wanting to show in front of the leader, "Sir, I know."

"Know what? Do you know what he means?"

"bule"

"I know, blue."

"Bule ah!"

"I know! What do you mean!"

"It's bule..."

The future is dark~
(End of this chapter)