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Chapter 39 Why Don't You Believe Me

Handsome is a lifetime thing.

and so……

"Jessica put me in touch with a specialist in custom wigs."

"Captain, I think I should tell you the truth, because you may not like it. Your self-healing ability and hair loss are all related to dark matter. When my tachyon accelerator was first manufactured, it was because of the material So there was an accident.

There are about fifty dark matter powers scattered around the world.

You are one of them. "

Steve Rogers instantly understood what Croman meant, and said generously, "Take it away, this is yours, isn't it?"

At the same time, there is the second half of the sentence, I really miss my hair.

Only when you are bald will you realize the importance of your hair.

Croman activated the No. 001 ability to extract the dark matter ability from Steve Rogers' body.

Of course, the captain still doesn't have long hair, but it's not bright.

(Dark matter ability storage: 10/50
001 Everyone For Me——Activated

002 I am everyone - activated

016 Flying one centimeter at a low altitude - not activated yet

022 Clairvoyance——Not activated yet

023 Invisibility Cloak - Activated

035 million male fans - not yet activated

037 Every Bet Must Lose—Activated

044 Be Bald and Become Strong—Activated

046 Time stop between friend and foe——activated

047 Invincible - activated)
All dark matter powers will have their greatest effect on Croman.

For example, Croman has just activated the No. 044 ability, and he is already moving towards the goal of the bald head.

Instead of showing it slowly like the US team.

But it's worth it, because... that damned side effect of losing every bet is too scary.

Although he is bald, as long as the side effect is over, he can still turn off the No. 044 ability.

After all, Croman plays with technology, so he doesn't have that high requirement for his own strength.

Steve Rogers touched his forehead in fear. Is the effect so strong?
Coulson just happened to come down from upstairs at this time, and brought wet towels and some food. When he saw Croman's naked head, his eyes were inexplicably teary.

"Hey... It seems that our family's genetics are getting more and more serious. I didn't expect that you are already young, alas~"

Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I love this piece of head deeply.

Croman has black lines all over his head, which are particularly conspicuous now.

"It has nothing to do with genetics! And I'm not bald! It's just a new hairstyle!"

Steve Rogers was covering his mouth and giggling.

Evening
The setting sun was particularly conspicuous on Croman's shiny forehead, and it was fiery red, as if it was on fire.

The sunset is the epitome of youth that cannot be retained.

Looking at the setting sun, a teardrop flashed across the corner of Croman's eyes, "Maybe this is youth?"

"When will Jessica's wig be customized?"

After getting this hairstyle, Croman's seniority has suddenly increased a lot.

Coulson was not kept for dinner, he still had tasks.

There are only Croman and Steve Rogers in such a big restaurant.

Sometimes the house is so big that it is really empty.

It feels weird not to speak.

Steve Rogers took the initiative to talk, "Croman, are you related to Coulson?"

"Hmm... the relationship between uncle and nephew in the distant room."

"Ah, that's pretty good."

Embarrassing to the extreme.

Also, what can the two elders have to talk about?
In Croman's view, the topics that two men can discuss are women and games.

As for business politics, is that something he should consider?
Even if it is, Steve Rogers can't get in his mouth, can he?

Now of these two people, one is a bachelor and the other has an attempted relationship.

The huge age difference is really nothing to talk about. Under this silent and embarrassing dinner, the sun gradually set.

"Um, see you tomorrow Croman."

"Well, see the captain tomorrow."

Lying on the soft bed, Croman suddenly thought about what happened to him recently.

A bit much to be honest.

Maybe he really is a dick?

There are not many people in the world who are richer than him, but Croman doesn't like parties, and he doesn't like publicity.

I don't have any hobbies, it's really boring...

Thinking about it, Croman slowly fell asleep.

In his sleep, Croman once again saw the huge World Tree, and a man who radiated light all over his body.

"Brother Su?"

"No, I am God."

"Amitabha, benefactor, don't you want to bullshit with me, you are God in a white coat? Look at my poking around."

As he spoke, Croman pointed up with one finger and down with the other.

"Seeing nothing, I am the only one in heaven and earth, and I am the Tathagata Buddha! Why don't you kneel down and worship? Wait for me to make you a lotus boy and let you wear pants every day."

The man's face was black, and a halo rose from behind, "I am really God."

Croman is more interested, can I let you dominate in my dream?
Since it's a dream, I can do it too!

Immediately afterwards, a halo appeared from behind Croman, "Look, I am really the Buddha, even my hair is bald, why don't you believe it?"

The man had no room for rebuttal.

Just to fool me and shave all my hair?Besides, who is Tathagata? !

"Then how do you believe that I am God?"

Croman thought for a while, "Well... how about it, if you can make a rock that you can't lift yourself, you are an omnipotent God."

God thought for a while, "Then if I can't lift a stone, isn't it omnipotent?"

Croman nodded seriously, "That's right, so you are not God."

God's mood finally broke out, and finally broke out after being patient for a long time, "You are enough! Now I tell me that you and I are God!"

Croman spread his hands helplessly, "Yes, that's right, why are you arguing, it's over if I listen to you. It's okay, I'm obedient, I'm not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry to get crow's feet."

After finishing speaking, he looked seriously at the corner of this god's eyes that can kill flies.

God secretly calmed down, hold back, hold back, he is still useful.

"In the name of God, I now give you the Spirit of Vengeance! So that you can punish evil, are you willing?"

"I don't want to."

"Very good, then... what?! Why don't you want to? Don't you want to have divine power?"

"Do not want to."

"Don't you have any intention of contributing to social development?"

Croman picked his nostrils, "Nick Fury, I know it's you! Take off the mask! There's no way your face is so white!"

God is very annoyed, who is Nick Fury this dog day? !

"I'll say it again! I am God! Not Tathagata Buddha! Not Nick Fury! Today you have to accept it! If you don't accept it, you have to accept it..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a loud thunder.

Odin's voice sounded like thunder, "Does Heaven still want to exist?!"

At this time, Su Teerte was on his way.

(End of this chapter)