Taoyuan little fisherman
Chapter 819 Beetle God
Chapter 819 Beetle God
Xiaohua saw this dark-faced, tall and thin man who looked like a big praying mantis and kept staring at it.
Meow!
Xiaohua bared her teeth, scaring Tan Peng into a jolt.
For a moment, he seemed to see a big tiger with three-flowered golden pupils.
Xiaohua went out cursing, and Tan Pengcai returned to his body, then turned to look at Wang Tianhui.
"Damn, this kid is so handsome!"
Tan Peng knows what kind of people who keep insects are like. They stay at home with insects every day, not to mention the sanitary conditions, and self-management is so poor that there are no decent men in the circle of insect friends, except dead fat Zhai is a black mantis like him.
On the way here, he always thought that Wang Tianhui was also such a person, and he might even be worse than them.
After all, the person who can raise such a superb beetle must look almost like a beetle.
Wang Tianhui took a look at this somewhat scruffy man, especially when he saw that he was still wearing pajamas under his coat and his hair looked like Zhang Fei, he felt that what Xiao Yu said was right, this guy was indeed a beetle maniac.
"Hello, I'm Wang Tianhui." Wang Tianhui extended his hand to greet Tan Peng.
Looking at Wang Tianhui's white hand, Tan Peng rubbed his hand with snacks hidden under his fingernails on his clothes twice, then smiled shyly and held Wang Tianhui's hand.
Although Tan Peng's image is a bit too sloppy, he is still a young man in his 20s after all, and he is a little embarrassed about his own image for the first time.
Wang Tianhui held Tan Peng's hand and was startled.
His hands were extremely rough, and upon closer inspection they were all scars from wounds.
Seeing Wang Tianhui staring at his hand, Tan Peng retracted his hand in embarrassment, and laughed, "I have a lot of beetles, it's inevitable, you understand, ha ha."
But when he looked at Wang Tianhui's hand, he felt bad all over.
"Damn it, why don't you have any scars? Isn't that unreasonable?"
With a blushing face, Xiao Yu tugged at the corner of Tan Peng's clothes, motioning him to speak less.
"I'm sorry, Brother Wang, my cousin has spent more time with worms than anyone else. He's a bit strange, and he accidentally said what was in his heart."
Tan Peng quickly covered his mouth, and looked at Xiao Yu in disbelief, "Did I just say that again?"
Jin-Woo grinned and nodded.
"Haha, it's okay, it's good to say something, go and see the beetle."
Wang Tianhui thinks that Tan Peng's personality is good.
"Okay, okay, look at the worms, look at the worms!" Tan Peng's eyes lit up when worms were mentioned.
Wang Tianhui invited Tan Peng into the house. I don't know if it was because of his professional relationship. He is very sensitive to beetles, so he locked on the vat placed in the corner of the room at first sight.
Before Xiao Yu gave him directions, he had already run to the tank.
Then Tan Peng turned on the roaring mode.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"This is the god of beetles!"
"How many years have I been raising worms? Why can't I raise such a good worm? Is it because I'm ugly?"
"How can He De, surnamed Wang, own you, Brother Bambi!"
"I love you so much, Bambi! Can you give me a bite!"
"Bite me bite me bite me! Bite me! Ahhhh!"
If Xiao Yu hadn't rushed up to stop his crazy cousin, Tan Peng would have jumped into the tank to sacrifice to the stag worm.
When Xu Huifang heard the movement in the room, she rushed in with a spatula in her hand and tied her apron.
"What happened?"
She saw Xiao Yu holding Tan Peng, and Wang Tianhui was smiling beside him.
"Mom, it's okay, don't worry about us." Wang Tianhui said with a smile.
Xiao Yu blushed and said, "Aunt Xu, we're just kidding around."
Then he pinched Tan Peng, "Isn't it? Cousin."
"Yes, yes, it's just a joke. I'm sorry, auntie." Tan Peng regained his senses.
"Keep your voice down, you're scaring the guests." Xu Huifang left after saying a word.
Tan Peng waited for a long time, and when he looked at the staghorn worm again, he became excited again.
But with Xiao Yu reminding him, he tried his best to suppress his excitement.
"Brother Wang, such a good staghorn worm must join the battle! Fuck the chicken country people!" Tan Peng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say that no stag worms were used to participate in the competition? Is it in compliance with the regulations?" Wang Tianhui asked.
Tan Peng actually slapped himself on the mouth, which startled Wang Tianhui.
"That was before I met Bambi. Now I can tell you responsibly that Bambi was born for the competition! There is no rule that stag beetles cannot be used in the beetle competition, it is only because stag beetles are small and the weapons are not good enough." Strong, everyone doesn’t need it, the use of staghorn worms is completely in line with the regulations!”
Wang Tianhui nodded, "Since it complies with the regulations, it's fine to go and have fun. Is there still time to sign up?"
Tan Peng suddenly slapped his head, "Xiaoyu, what's the date today?"
"Number 22, what's wrong?" Xiao-Woo glanced at his phone and said.
"It's over, it's over, it's over!" Tan Peng beat his chest and stamped his feet.
"What's wrong? Cousin." Xiao-Woo pursued.
"The registration deadline is on the 20th. We are late. What should we do? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'm so mad!" Tan Peng was so angry.
"With such a good beetle, you don't pay attention to the beetle competition. You really don't understand what it's like for our domestic insect friends to be defeated by the chicken country? You really don't know at all! It really pissed me off! I'm so pissed off !"
Tan Peng was so angry that he spoke his mind again.
"Cousin, have you signed up yet?" Xiao-Woo asked.
Tan Peng glanced at him, "Nonsense! Your brother, I was born for the beetle competition! Oh, no, I served for the beetle competition... How could I forget to sign up? All my black general materials will be submitted gone."
Xiao Yu slapped his hands and said, "Then is this okay? Paint Bambi black and go to the competition as a general?"
"Aren't you stupid? My black general is the God of War worm, and this is a staghorn worm. They both look different. Do you think you can get away with just painting? You look down on us insect friends too much." Right?" Tan Peng scorned Xiao-Woo fiercely.
Xiao Yu was even more disappointed than Tan Peng, after all he was responsible for this matter.
"Then what should we do? Bambi won't be able to participate in the competition? Isn't that a pity?"
Wang Tianhui didn't care, "If you don't participate, then don't participate. We will talk about it later when we have a chance."
"In the future? How can there be a future? Beetles are not humans. They can live for 80 to [-] years. The average lifespan of beetles is less than a year, and some of them die in a few months. Even if they live long enough, they can live for two or three years." , but its prime time is only those few months, even if there is a chance next year, let an old man do it with a young beetle from the chicken country, it is useless to be big!"
"Then there's nothing we can do? It's a pity that Bambi is gone." Xiao-Woo sighed.
After Tan Peng walked around the room twice, he suddenly clapped his hands.
"That's right! There is one last way!"
(End of this chapter)
Xiaohua saw this dark-faced, tall and thin man who looked like a big praying mantis and kept staring at it.
Meow!
Xiaohua bared her teeth, scaring Tan Peng into a jolt.
For a moment, he seemed to see a big tiger with three-flowered golden pupils.
Xiaohua went out cursing, and Tan Pengcai returned to his body, then turned to look at Wang Tianhui.
"Damn, this kid is so handsome!"
Tan Peng knows what kind of people who keep insects are like. They stay at home with insects every day, not to mention the sanitary conditions, and self-management is so poor that there are no decent men in the circle of insect friends, except dead fat Zhai is a black mantis like him.
On the way here, he always thought that Wang Tianhui was also such a person, and he might even be worse than them.
After all, the person who can raise such a superb beetle must look almost like a beetle.
Wang Tianhui took a look at this somewhat scruffy man, especially when he saw that he was still wearing pajamas under his coat and his hair looked like Zhang Fei, he felt that what Xiao Yu said was right, this guy was indeed a beetle maniac.
"Hello, I'm Wang Tianhui." Wang Tianhui extended his hand to greet Tan Peng.
Looking at Wang Tianhui's white hand, Tan Peng rubbed his hand with snacks hidden under his fingernails on his clothes twice, then smiled shyly and held Wang Tianhui's hand.
Although Tan Peng's image is a bit too sloppy, he is still a young man in his 20s after all, and he is a little embarrassed about his own image for the first time.
Wang Tianhui held Tan Peng's hand and was startled.
His hands were extremely rough, and upon closer inspection they were all scars from wounds.
Seeing Wang Tianhui staring at his hand, Tan Peng retracted his hand in embarrassment, and laughed, "I have a lot of beetles, it's inevitable, you understand, ha ha."
But when he looked at Wang Tianhui's hand, he felt bad all over.
"Damn it, why don't you have any scars? Isn't that unreasonable?"
With a blushing face, Xiao Yu tugged at the corner of Tan Peng's clothes, motioning him to speak less.
"I'm sorry, Brother Wang, my cousin has spent more time with worms than anyone else. He's a bit strange, and he accidentally said what was in his heart."
Tan Peng quickly covered his mouth, and looked at Xiao Yu in disbelief, "Did I just say that again?"
Jin-Woo grinned and nodded.
"Haha, it's okay, it's good to say something, go and see the beetle."
Wang Tianhui thinks that Tan Peng's personality is good.
"Okay, okay, look at the worms, look at the worms!" Tan Peng's eyes lit up when worms were mentioned.
Wang Tianhui invited Tan Peng into the house. I don't know if it was because of his professional relationship. He is very sensitive to beetles, so he locked on the vat placed in the corner of the room at first sight.
Before Xiao Yu gave him directions, he had already run to the tank.
Then Tan Peng turned on the roaring mode.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"This is the god of beetles!"
"How many years have I been raising worms? Why can't I raise such a good worm? Is it because I'm ugly?"
"How can He De, surnamed Wang, own you, Brother Bambi!"
"I love you so much, Bambi! Can you give me a bite!"
"Bite me bite me bite me! Bite me! Ahhhh!"
If Xiao Yu hadn't rushed up to stop his crazy cousin, Tan Peng would have jumped into the tank to sacrifice to the stag worm.
When Xu Huifang heard the movement in the room, she rushed in with a spatula in her hand and tied her apron.
"What happened?"
She saw Xiao Yu holding Tan Peng, and Wang Tianhui was smiling beside him.
"Mom, it's okay, don't worry about us." Wang Tianhui said with a smile.
Xiao Yu blushed and said, "Aunt Xu, we're just kidding around."
Then he pinched Tan Peng, "Isn't it? Cousin."
"Yes, yes, it's just a joke. I'm sorry, auntie." Tan Peng regained his senses.
"Keep your voice down, you're scaring the guests." Xu Huifang left after saying a word.
Tan Peng waited for a long time, and when he looked at the staghorn worm again, he became excited again.
But with Xiao Yu reminding him, he tried his best to suppress his excitement.
"Brother Wang, such a good staghorn worm must join the battle! Fuck the chicken country people!" Tan Peng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say that no stag worms were used to participate in the competition? Is it in compliance with the regulations?" Wang Tianhui asked.
Tan Peng actually slapped himself on the mouth, which startled Wang Tianhui.
"That was before I met Bambi. Now I can tell you responsibly that Bambi was born for the competition! There is no rule that stag beetles cannot be used in the beetle competition, it is only because stag beetles are small and the weapons are not good enough." Strong, everyone doesn’t need it, the use of staghorn worms is completely in line with the regulations!”
Wang Tianhui nodded, "Since it complies with the regulations, it's fine to go and have fun. Is there still time to sign up?"
Tan Peng suddenly slapped his head, "Xiaoyu, what's the date today?"
"Number 22, what's wrong?" Xiao-Woo glanced at his phone and said.
"It's over, it's over, it's over!" Tan Peng beat his chest and stamped his feet.
"What's wrong? Cousin." Xiao-Woo pursued.
"The registration deadline is on the 20th. We are late. What should we do? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'm so mad!" Tan Peng was so angry.
"With such a good beetle, you don't pay attention to the beetle competition. You really don't understand what it's like for our domestic insect friends to be defeated by the chicken country? You really don't know at all! It really pissed me off! I'm so pissed off !"
Tan Peng was so angry that he spoke his mind again.
"Cousin, have you signed up yet?" Xiao-Woo asked.
Tan Peng glanced at him, "Nonsense! Your brother, I was born for the beetle competition! Oh, no, I served for the beetle competition... How could I forget to sign up? All my black general materials will be submitted gone."
Xiao Yu slapped his hands and said, "Then is this okay? Paint Bambi black and go to the competition as a general?"
"Aren't you stupid? My black general is the God of War worm, and this is a staghorn worm. They both look different. Do you think you can get away with just painting? You look down on us insect friends too much." Right?" Tan Peng scorned Xiao-Woo fiercely.
Xiao Yu was even more disappointed than Tan Peng, after all he was responsible for this matter.
"Then what should we do? Bambi won't be able to participate in the competition? Isn't that a pity?"
Wang Tianhui didn't care, "If you don't participate, then don't participate. We will talk about it later when we have a chance."
"In the future? How can there be a future? Beetles are not humans. They can live for 80 to [-] years. The average lifespan of beetles is less than a year, and some of them die in a few months. Even if they live long enough, they can live for two or three years." , but its prime time is only those few months, even if there is a chance next year, let an old man do it with a young beetle from the chicken country, it is useless to be big!"
"Then there's nothing we can do? It's a pity that Bambi is gone." Xiao-Woo sighed.
After Tan Peng walked around the room twice, he suddenly clapped his hands.
"That's right! There is one last way!"
(End of this chapter)
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