My WeChat Lian Yaojie

Chapter 1153
"I'll go! Brother Ye Fan is really temperamental, if you say you want to eat it, you will eat it."

Everyone gave thumbs up.

They're just talking hilariously at best.

How can Ye Fan have such executive power.

Mu Feng was furious when he heard Ye Fan tinkering with the pots and pans.

"Xiao Fan, you die! Lao Tzu's blood is the essence, no one is allowed to eat it."

Ye Fan felt a little pity.

"Isn't this a waste! Your blood contains the nutrition of snow red fruit, if you eat it for some weak people, you might be able to strengthen your health."

"Fart! This is my blood, why should I give it to others? Wait, I'll take the two pokes home in a while, eat a little by myself every day, and replenish it."

Ye Fan chuckled and put down the basin in his hand.

In fact, he didn't really want to eat it, but just wanted to study it.

Since people don't allow it, then don't study it.

He took out his mobile phone, silently took a video and sent it to the group.

Zongzuanfeng: @朝妖grandma, is this normal?I let a mortal eat a mouthful of snow red fruit, and it seems that he has lost more than 20 catties of blood.

Grandma Dryad: Hahaha!A mortal's body is too weak to withstand such a powerful nourishment, so it's normal to have some nosebleeds.

Zong Zuanfeng: Just don’t worry about it?He is my friend, nothing can happen!

Grandma Dryad: That's right, just let him go.

Ye Fan's idea coincided with this.

Grandma Dryad said again: By the way, I forgot to tell everyone.Snow red fruit also has the function of replenishing qi and blood. This time, we in the demon world have discovered a treasure.

Can you still replenish your breath?

The method of traditional Chinese medicine to treat qi deficiency usually uses the way of invigorating qi.

Because the qi can produce blood, it is also called Qi.

When there is too much qi, it is natural for the clear qi to rise and the turbid qi to fall.

Ye Fan was stunned.

He hastily dragged Mu Xiaoya away.

"Ye Fan, what are you doing? I want to take care of Dad."

"Farewell, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on."

"No, I'm worried about him."

Mu Xiaoya insisted on going there.

Ye Fan couldn't resist her, so he could only take out a gas mask from the treasure chest.

"Take it, it's guaranteed to work for you."

"why?"

"listen to me."

"OK then."

And Ye Fan stayed under the fan in the distance. There is wind blowing here, and no air will flow over here.

As time goes by.

Mu Feng's nosebleeds finally decreased.

He hurriedly took a few pieces of paper and blocked his nose.

Everyone looked at his results and grinned.

"It's awesome! A trash can has a capacity of 240L, and Uncle Mu actually filled half of it with nosebleeds, which is more than 100 catties. Admiration, admiration!"

"I admire your sister, get out!"

Mu Feng cursed angrily.

These little brats actually dare to mock themselves, they have lived enough.

Everyone smiled, but did not leave.

Instead, he stared at the poking blood and started taking pictures and videos.

"Have you seen it? A whole bucket of fresh human blood."

"A miracle, a miracle, a person who weighs 140 kilograms can bleed 120 kilograms of blood."

"Shocked, shocked..."

"Dad, are you okay?" Mu Xiaoya worried.

Mu Feng waved his hand: "I don't feel anything, I can't die."

"Huh? Why are you wearing a gas mask?"

"Ye Fan asked me to bring it."

"Oh! It's useless to fix these things in one day. A good little girl brings such things..."

Not finished yet.

Mu Feng froze in place.

His face gradually became ferocious.

It seems to be holding back something.

"Xiaoya, can I borrow the gas mask from my father?"

"what happened?"

Everyone looked over curiously again.

"Hasn't it drained clean yet?"

"Quick, hurry up and record it, it's a once in a thousand years."

Everyone brought their mobile phones in front of him one after another, wanting to slap him in the face.

Mu Feng smiled coldly.

"You forced me to do this, a bunch of brats, let's accept the trial."

"What do you mean?"

all of a sudden.

The entire area was full of 'swords and swords', and the sound of gunfire continued.

"Ding, boom!"

"Cang Lang Lang!"

"Dudududu!"

"Puff puff!"

"Scrub!"

"呲呲呲!"

……

A series of shells were fired.

There were expressions of horror on everyone's faces.

Yes, it was panic.

They were stunned by the artillery bombardment.

"what……"

Impressively.

A man screamed.

Another screamed.

They roared and covered their faces with their fingers.

"Fart! He actually farted!"

"Is this a fart? It's stronger than a cannonball."

"I... what did I hear? It seems to be an allegro, and it also seems to be a battlefield of gold and iron horses."

"How did I hear the general's order?"

"Run, run!"

"No, I've been poisoned so deeply that I can't move anymore, you guys take a step first."

"We won't leave you behind, we will die together!"

Hesitant artillery fire is too sudden.

Everyone was not even ready to hold their breath.

It can be said that he was caught off guard.

There were even those who laughed wildly in the middle.

After inhaling too much nutrients, the whole person has fallen into a state of madness.

Mu Xiaoya was shocked.

It was the first time she had seen someone fart like this.

She finally understood.

Why did Ye Fan hide so far away.

Why did Ye Fan give her a gas mask.

Looking at the tragic battlefield.

Ye Fan bared his teeth and hurriedly went to the group to talk.

"Grandma, what you said is really timely, otherwise I will definitely be recruited."

"What do you mean?" Grandma Dryad didn't know why.

"You don't need to understand, I'll hug you anyway."

"Mr. Zhanfeng, is that branch of mine with you?"

"Yes, his name is Groot now."

"Can you let him come back? Last time I left in a hurry, I didn't bring him any seeds. It is estimated that after such a long time, he has even neglected farming."

Grandma Dryad is really dedicated.

Thousands of branches all over the body must have the skills of farming.

Ye Fan asked curiously: "You send it to me, can't I give it to him?"

"Impossible. The spiritual energy in the human world is sparse. In order to prevent the seed from dying in a short period of time, I have to implant the seed into his body."

Ye Fan thought about it for a while, and it was not a big deal.

And Groot has been a little too busy lately.

Stay with the yellow lion all day, doing nothing.

It would also be good to let him plant in his lion garden and get some spiritual grass for him.

"No problem, I'll send him back when I'm done."

"At that time, you can come together, and I will take you to visit the medicine garden."

"Ok."

Ye Fan readily agreed.

But the other big monsters sent terrified expressions.

Nine-Headed Insect: Brother, you are a bit tough!Even grandma's medicine garden dared to go.

Montenegro old demon: I don't even dare, he is too perverted.

Zong Zhanfeng: What?Do you have any idea?

Su Daji: Haha, too much to say.First, his medicine garden is so huge that he can't finish it in less than ten days and half a month.

what?
Ye Fan was horrified.

The big demon exists like a fairy.

Their speed can be described as shrinking to an inch.

This speed can spare the earth thousands of round trips in ten days.

Can't even see a whole medicine garden?
In fact, Ye Fan thought too much.

It is natural to walk around the medicine garden, and it has a touch of leisure and elegance.

To look at it with an appreciative eye.

Time is naturally wasted a lot.

Su Daji continued: Second, he is a person who attaches great importance to medicinal herbs. If you touch a medicinal herb while walking, he will definitely go mad on the spot.

Montenegro old demon: Yes, I think of the last time, I just broke a plant of Wangxu grass, he beat me directly in the medicine garden, and fought for three days and three nights before giving up.

Dust King: Remember, be cautious, be cautious and be cautious!

Ye Fan's mouth twitched.

Suddenly, I felt like I agreed too soon.

"Well, I may not have much time. Grandma, I won't go."

"Don't do what you promised? Go back on your word? That's all for the Demon Emperor?"

Uh……

Ye Fan blushed, so he could only bite the bullet and say: It's okay, then I'll take some time to go.

"Wait for you!"

End the chat.

Ye Fan wiped off his sweat.

It is estimated that this trip to the medicine garden will definitely not be easy.

But fortunately, he was in a good state of mind and adjusted in time, so he wasn't that worried.

……

The 'war' on the opposite side is still going on.

At this time, Mu Feng was like a god of war, with a wild smile on his face.

"You juniors, how dare you laugh at my nosebleed? Is this how your parents educated you?"

"Today, I will definitely use my fart to punish you severely!"

Say it.

His ass immediately turned into a machine gun, firing at everyone.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Dangdangdang!"

"Boom boom, boom boom, boom boom boom boom!"

"Bang house, bang house!"

"Kudong Kudong!"

"It's over! Uncle Mu's fart has become more and more proficient."

"No... let me die."

"I don't want to be bathed in this disgusting smell."

"Who would? But we've lost the ability to act."

"I feel like my whole body stinks!"

Everyone wanted to escape.

But after the security guard at the door smelled the smell, he had already closed the door of the banquet hall.

Strictly fit.

There is no way out at all.

suddenly.

Their gaze shifted.

Ye Fan's location was discovered.

There is a fan blowing there, so the poisonous gas must not spread.

"Have you seen it? As long as we hide there, we can avoid the artillery attack."

Don't know who.

He actually took out his mobile phone and let out the horn. It was like a battle song, adding a new hope to everyone's desperate hearts.

"Follow me, rush!"

"Come on!"

Ye Fan watched everyone running over madly, as if lost.

Be nice.

He didn't want to be infected by these poisonous people.

Ye Fan waved his hand.

A spirit element broke out of the body.

An invisible barrier stood in front of him.

Everyone was completely blocked.

"It's over! There is a road ahead, we can't get through."

The feeling of despair lingered in everyone's heart instantly.

"Die, destroy! I'm tired, I don't want to run anymore." It made them want to give up for a while.

At this time, a stubborn voice sounded.

"Hehe, what's the harm in smelling a few farts?"

"No one in life has died since ancient times, and keep the pictures to reflect the history! I would rather die standing up than live on my knees! Let me face the gunfire."

(End of this chapter)