King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 1 Alcohol is Heartbreak Medicine

Chapter 1 Alcohol is heartbreak medicine
"Yo yo yo, I don't go to work today, I'm so excited, I'm so lazy! I don't go to work today, so I'm lazy if I want to! I don't go to work today, so I don't have to go to see clients and pretend to be grandson..."

Wei Xun, who has long been accustomed to the nine-nine-six routine, is humming this supposedly brisk divine comedy with endless resentment.

The refreshing and carefree tune, after his processing, is just like Erquan Yingyue.

Wei Xun's previous days were like metal workpieces produced in a standardized workshop, boring, monotonous and boring.

But suddenly he didn't have to go to work, Wei Xun was really not used to it, he always felt empty in his heart.

People, it is always too easy to worry about gains and losses.

"Since graduating from university, I have joined this broken company. I wake up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, eat worse than pigs, and work more than donkeys. I can be regarded as a qualified socialist successor. ?

Damn, I, Wei Xun, can finally sleep late, and whoever tries to please that old woman with humiliation in the future will be her own grandson..."

Wei Xun skillfully turned off the brass alarm clock lying on the bed, turned over comfortably, adjusted his sleeping position to the best state, grabbed the soft pillow, and prepared to go to a teacher in his dream again. Continuation of the leading edge.

He forgot to turn off the air conditioner when he was sleeping last night, and Wei Xun felt uncomfortable all night. He probably caught a cold, so he quickly used his feet to re-cover the thin quilt that he had kicked to the end of the bed.

Since childhood, Wei Xun's mother has always told him that no matter how hot the weather is, the belly button must be covered, not to mention that it is easy to catch cold, and there will be a lot of discomfort in the knees and leg bones when he is old.

"Banana, you stinky Barra, I have worked diligently and conscientiously for the company for more than three years. I have overcome technical problems and been responsible for ten or eight projects, right? No credit but hard work. You say this The trade war has nothing to do with our front-line employees! If you lay off employees, go bankrupt!"

Wei Xun felt that he had been greatly wronged, but you had no place to reason.

"Absolute public revenge, hypocritical benevolence and hypocrisy, the first round of layoffs has streamlined technical backbones like Lao Tzu, isn't it just to make room for my nephew, does he really have that ability?
Even my apprentice Xiao Li’s skills are not as good as mine. No wonder Lao Wang and the others said that this is a common problem in family businesses, and they chose to leave a long time ago. Hey, if you don’t listen to the old man’s words, you will be at a disadvantage..."

The more Wei Xun thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he couldn't sleep, he wanted to get up, but he tried several times without success.

He is overweight, and his abs are becoming less and less important, and his waist is completely gone from the style he had when he just graduated from university three years ago. Just sitting on the ground casually, the three-layer lifebuoy is exposed.

He wobbled and swayed as he walked, and for the sake of face, he had to speak in unison. He killed him and said he was overworked and fat.

It seems that I still spend a lot of time playing football, running, and playing badminton. This person, if he sits in front of the computer for too long, it will be hard not to gain weight...

Sitting for 1 more minute, there is one less upturned butt in the world.

The soreness caused by the continuous exertion of the abdomen almost didn't shake Wei Xun out of all the skewers and beer he drank last night.

Beer bottles scattered all over the place rattled, barbecue sticks were thrown everywhere, and the whole world seemed to have abandoned Wei Xun.

"Damn it, your uncle!"

Wei Xun kicked the beer bottle on the ground violently to vent his dissatisfaction, but in a blink of an eye, he let out an ouch, covered his face, and rolled on the ground in pain.

This kid just woke up, his feet were not protected by shoes and socks, and he vented wildly, but he kicked the barbecue sticks that were thrown around last night.

"Yo yo yo, I don't go to work today, I'm so excited, Ba Shi drops the board! I don't go to work today, I don't want to be lazy, so I will be lazy..."

The familiar ringtone of the mobile phone was triggered inappropriately at this moment, causing Wei Xun, who was applying iodine, to yell and curse.

"Damn, I'm in pain, who is it? Call me at this time, you really know how to choose the time..."

Wei Xun endured the pain in his toes, wiped the iodine, and answered the call after hesitating for two seconds:
"Hi, hello, I'm Xiao Wei, how can I help you?"

Even though Wei Xun has been fired by the company and has become an out-and-out jobless vagrant, the professional habits that Wei Xun has developed in the past three years will not be easily changed.

Networks are the strongest sales force. If we maintain these old customers well, Wei Xun will have the invisible capital to make a comeback.

"Brother Wei, it's me, Xiaomei from the Juventus Fan Club, let's go to the game together tonight, the second round of the Champions League between Juventus and Ajax!"

The voice on the other side of the receiver was a little excited, and there was a hint of anticipation. Wei Xun couldn't help feeling a little pity, and all he thought about was Xiaomei's appearance.

It is said that misfortunes never come singly, career has entered a trough, will love reach a peak?
"No problem, Xiaomei, then let's meet at the barbecue stall under the overpass, enough wine and meat, see you soon..."

The beauty was in front, so pain in the toe was nothing, Wei Xun grinned and pulled out the other bamboo stick, sprayed some alcohol, and then smeared a layer of iodine, Wei Xunzi screamed in pain.

……

In the first round of this season's UEFA Champions League knockout round, the Serie A overlord Juventus shook hands with the Dutch giants Ajax, who are faintly showing signs of revival.

Although Juventus's advantage is not obvious, just holding an away goal, but there are abnormally many Tini and Tina gathered at the Tianqiao Roast Bar tonight.

Restless boys and girls need skewers of beer and football games full of hormones to release their long-standing enthusiasm.

Before the game, countless soccer betting experts predicted that tonight’s winner would be Serie A overlord Juventus, and some even thought that Juventus’ game could be used as a testament, which gave birth to the hot scene in the night market and football betting stores.

People, why don't you just try to have fun, and it's annoying to watch a game that you are sure to lose.If those experts had said with certainty that Ajax had won, Wei Xun reckoned that most of these people would not have come.

Except for Wei Xun wearing an old blue Juventus jersey, most of the other Tini and Tina are wearing the new Juventus No. [-] jersey. Xiaomei is no exception.

This girl turned out to be a Real Madrid fan.

In the UEFA Champions League final that year, Juventus lost to Real Madrid, which made this girl very happy, but Wei Xun and a kind of Juventus fans were pissed off by the circle of friends.

However, with the transfer of the president, Xiaomei has now also shifted positions and has become a Juventus fan.

When you talk about things in this world, how much can you explain clearly?
"The president's charisma is still strong!"

Wei Xun couldn't help sighing in his heart.

"Brother Wei, I asked my friend to help me buy this game at the sports betting shop. The president continues to score. The odds are quite high. Next time I will buy you a drink."

In fact, the president is not only amazing in appeal, but also his fighting power is still strong.

Although he is already a 34-year-old veteran, he is still the most powerful and safest super terminator in the Juventus lineup.

Since entering the Champions League knockout round, all five goals Juventus scored came from the Portuguese, and he carried the team's offense alone.

"Let me tell you, the president is awesome. There is no such thing as the European Cup, the Champions League, the Premier League, or La Liga. If you want to talk about me, this year's Serie A champion will definitely not run away. If you can get another If you win the Champions League four times in a row, that would be awesome..."

"NiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuU

"Hey, how could it not be possible? Wait, I'll give you a whole one right now. There's no one like this before, no one to come after! How about it, I'll just ask you, will it work!"

"Brother, you are awesome!"

……

While everyone in the bar was talking about the president's status, Wei Xun suddenly felt that something was wrong.

It is impossible to play football as a team sport by one person alone, not even the president who has overturned Juventus many times by himself.

Wei Xun even felt that such a Juventus would not be able to go far in the knockout round of the Champions League.

Wei Xun still remembered the ingenious big barb of the president last year.

The brothers and sisters in the fan club shared tables together, cold dishes were served, and several boxes of beer were brought over.

At a glance, the barbecue booth under the overpass was full of Juventus fans.

A white curtain is hung under the bridge, and the beams released by the projector render the images on the court clearly visible.

"You must win!"

Wei Xun secretly clenched his fists.

In the first half of the game, Ajax's Mazraoui was accidentally injured. The fans felt that today was stable, so they couldn't help adding some beer skewers. a seam.

What makes Lao Wang even more happy is that the president scored another goal today. A wonderful header opened the scoring and sent Juventus to the leading position.

In most eyes, Juventus have one foot towards the next round.

"Steady, steady, boss, add food!"

Excited Juventus fans took advantage of their excitement to add a lot of orders, regardless of whether they could finish the meal, they ordered first, and there seemed to be insufficient manpower in the bar, even Lao Wang's son was called Here comes the food.

Familiar with unknown, familiar with unfamiliar, or clinking glasses, or hugging, the excited Juventus fans didn't care about anything, and vented their emotions to their heart's content.

However, the feverish excitement didn't last long.The fans at the barbecue stall soon fell silent, and Van der Beek's single-handed goal brought the two teams back to the same starting line.

"Extraordinary, fucking thing!"

"Sliding and kneeling is what kind of nonsense defense, the whole thing is a mess, my grandma is better than him!"

Some of the fans were swearing and throwing cups, but the fans at Wei Xun's table were all very quiet.

No one ate the grilled skewers on the table, Wei Xun and everyone just kept their heads down and drank wine, and occasionally ate some peanuts and edamame to pad their stomachs. A table of meat was cheap for Xiaomei, a foodie.

In the second half of the game, the offense was one wave after another. Wei Xun wanted to go to the river with a few brothers to release water, but he was afraid of missing the moment when the president's goal was overtaken, so he held his breath and held on.

Finally scored.

Unfortunately, it was Ajax who scored the goal.

The moment De Ligt smashed the goal with his head, no matter how good your bladder and kidneys are, you can't help it.

There was a lot of wailing at the barbecue stand, and Wei Xun and his tough guys finally went to the river to release water. If they didn't go, their bladders would probably explode.

The cool breeze by the river and the Huangguoshu Waterfall, which can be dipped in one puff, did not clear Wei Xun's mind. The smoggy scene in front of him instead made Wei Xun feel a little confused.

The 34-year-old president is still running tirelessly in the frontcourt, but Keane, who is only 19 years old, has already started playing health-preserving football.
In the past few years, we were always defeated by the president's personal bravery, but this year we all have a special president. Why can't we still win the Champions League?

At least, you can't be worse than previous years, right?
The fucking game!

Without warning, the Serie A overlord Juventus fell again, and it fell so simply.

Wei Xun didn't know how long he would have to wait until Juventus won the Champions League next time, but he could only continue to wait.

When the soldiers were strong and the horses were strong, they met the peak Barcelona and Real Madrid. Juventus was not incapable of fighting, but the balance of victory was always tilted towards the opponent.

Pirlo is gone and flew to the American Major League; Vidal is also gone, his destination is Bayern Munich; Tevez, who is homesick every year, has also returned to Boca Youth, which he misses; Pogba and Morata After finishing the level, they packed their bags and returned to the place where their dreams started.

Players come and go like flying around, only the four words Juventus have never changed.

Juventus is still Juventus.

When the midfield is strong, the front is weak, and the president of one of the peerless twins comes, but the team's midfield has become the weakest link.

What is the difference between a gun without bullets and a fire stick?Even if he brought his own bayonet, if there is too much blood, it will rust and rot one day.

The one-year-old defense still couldn't survive the years. Barzagli retired, Buffon left for Paris, and Bonucci went to Milan to play a knee-skating game. Only the hard-working Chiellini continued Stick to his original post.

……

Like countless others, Wei Xun really couldn't figure out why Juventus lost again, how did they lose?

At the moment of leaving the field, the team's top player, Cristiano Ronaldo, was expressionless. This is probably more sorrow than heart, right?

Three consecutive Champions League titles, the president moved to Juventus with great ambitions, trying to start another career, but in the end he couldn't even touch the threshold of the final?

Alcohol is heartbreak medicine.

Tini and Tina, who couldn't accept the failure, all left, and gradually, only Wei Xun was left in the lively Tianqiao Roast Bar.

The old Wang of Roast Bar didn't leave either, because he couldn't bear to watch Wei Xun drink alone, and wanted to have two drinks with him. Although it's called Roast Bar, it's just a barbecue stall, a small business, and we have to wait for Wei Xun to pay the bill. Woolen cloth.

The wine was poured down glass by glass, but Wei Xun was still drinking glass after glass. He was in a daze. He had a dream:

The president of FIFA handed over the heavy UEFA Champions League trophy to the captain of the team, Cristiano Ronaldo. Wei Xun couldn't quite see the words engraved on the trophy, but the black and white jersey, apart from my Juventus Who else could there be!
With a heavy sense of satisfaction, Wei Xun drank another glass of wine and passed out.

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