King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 27 The Kind of Marriage by Finger Pulp!

Chapter 27 The Kind of Marriage by Finger Pulp!
Chapter 27 The kind of finger pulp for marriage!

At the press conference after the game, as the club chairman and Notts County's acting "press officer" Huang Yingying had some personal matters to deal with, it must be a little late, the team's head coach Pep Guardiola thought in his heart While complaining secretly, he also had to face the tricky English media single-handedly.

At the beginning, people in the media considered Guardiola's questions reasonable.Just like Wei Xun's good friends Patricia and Elena and the "Nottingham Evening News" columnist James White's questions all set off a good start for Guardiola's first press conference.

However, starting with the question from Alice Pitt, a female reporter from The Sun, the atmosphere at the post-match press conference gradually became weird:

"Dear Mr. Guardiola, this is your first official game in charge of Notts County, but unfortunately, your team lost to the promotion rival Port Vale. You are strongly invited to come to Notts County to coach Mr. Chairman A number of Spanish players were introduced this summer to build the team's main lineup, but it turns out that Notts County's huge investment in the summer was completely in vain. Spanish football or the technical football you admire, take us There is no way for the traditional British tactics. In this game, you shot twice as many times as Port Vale, and your ball possession time was 68%. However, an ordinary English team like Port Vale is limited. beat you and your team in the time and space, do you think that the football philosophy you have always adhered to may not be suitable for the football environment in England? After this game, will you consider leaving Notts during the winter break? County, or should I take the blame and resign now?"

When they heard this beautiful woman attacking their head coach so bluntly, the Notts County staff on the side regretted it very much. Why couldn't they live up to it just now, and if they weren't seduced by this woman, wouldn't they let her in?God, coach Josep, please forgive me.

"Well, it turns out that everything that was good at the beginning was fake..." Guardiola frowned slightly, thought for a while, and answered calmly: "Ms. reporter, yes, we lost today's game." , but for the young Notts County, this does not mean anything. The league is a long marathon, it is not a cup game to determine the winner. Don't retire my players, thank you."

The sparse applause made Guardiola a little embarrassed, and the media in England did not seem to be easy to deal with.

"Mr Guardiola, Notts County arch rivals Mansfield, under new manager Joey Scott, won the first round of the National League 5-0 away to their opponents, shouting to arch rivals to win the title What do you think of the slogan of going up and meeting Notts County next season?"

"Congratulations to them for winning, thank you..."

"Is that all? Don't you and Notts County want to win the championship?"

"Beautiful lady, I can only say that a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. If possible, I think winning the championship and upgrading is the dream of every team."

The eyes of the reporters present began to flicker, "Does this mean that Notts County will also shout the slogan of winning and upgrading?"

"Mr. Guardiola, I would like to remind you kindly that Coach Scott won 5-0 and your team lost. Now Mansfield is at the top of the National League and Notts County are at the top of the league. No. 20 in League Two, according to the current situation, not to mention winning the championship, I am afraid that relegation will be very difficult." A reporter stood up and said sarcastic remarks.

"Come two people, drag this rude guy out for me."

When Guardiola was thinking about how to respond, Wei Xun and Huang Yingying walked into the venue from the backstage of the press conference holding hands. Some keen reporters began to frantically take pictures of this golden couple.

"In the last live news broadcast, I said that we in Notts County do not welcome reporters from the Nottingham Post to our press conference. In other words, Notts County is a restricted area for the Nottingham Post!"

Two burly security guards in black suits and black sunglasses approached quickly, and dragged the reporter out without any explanation. Wei Xun unkindly confiscated all the reporter's cameras and recording pens. Don't be in vain. No, it's impolite to smash it, hey, it's really embarrassing.

"Tyrant! Tyrant! You are obstructing the freedom of the press. I'm going to the court to sue you!" The reporter kept shouting while being dragged, but unfortunately, none of the reporters in the venue responded to his call. It doesn't matter whether they are hanging high, there must be bigger news waiting for them to dig out.

Guardiola was worried that he would not be able to confront these unscrupulous reporters. When he saw Wei Xun coming, he immediately passed the microphone to Wei Xun.

After handing over the microphone, Guardiola pretended that something had fallen on the ground, knelt down to face Wei Xun, and said in a low voice, "My savior, you are here, and I will depend on you next, I will soon die." It's..."

"No problem", Wei Xun snapped his fingers lightly, and a staff member from Notts County brought Wei Xun a glass of iced lemonade, "Well, today's iced lemonade is really sour..."

"Mr. Guardiola, we found that Notts County's left-back Franck Ribery played very elegantly and beautifully, but this player's passing was very poor. His pass success rate was low throughout the game. It is almost negligible, as long as the ball falls to his feet, it basically means the end of Notts County's offense. I would like to ask, how did such a player enter the squad for the game?"

"Well, this question is too simple. Let me answer you for the head coach. First of all, I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing shady about the selection and appointment of our Notts County. Ribery's extraordinary skills Outstanding, this is his advantage, personal breakthrough is an important weapon to break the dense defense, our wide players have some injuries, Frank is the best wing assaulter we can send at that time, as for passing Hit rate, if there are both sharp breakthroughs and precise passes, then I am sorry everyone, if such an excellent player can only be used as a substitute in our team, then I think our Notts County should be a Premier League team team..."

"Hahaha……"

Wei Xun's humorous style can always create some joy on the scene, and many reporters present couldn't help laughing.With such a good player, it is indeed difficult for Notts County to stay in a League Two team, but objectively speaking, who hasn't had a bad time, and asking this question is too amateurish.

"Mr. Guardiola, there is news that Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United has taken a fancy to your goalkeeper Ben Foster. Will this player leave Notts County before the end of the summer transfer period?"

"I have to answer this question. Foster has just joined our team. According to the regulations, he will not be able to transfer to other teams next year. Thank you Sir Alex Ferguson for his love for our Notts County players, but I'm sorry, the rules are not I decided..."

"Mr. Guardiola, there are Dutch teenager Van Persie, Bundesliga rookie Miroslav Klose and Notts County youth training Steve Connell in the forward position of Notts County. They are all very characteristic players. But you have always trusted a 34-year-old Italian veteran, why is that?"

"This question, let me answer for Josep. We all know that Serie A is the well-deserved No. 14 league in the world. I don't think a striker who scored [-] goals in Serie A last season can become a third-tier league in England. What's the problem with the main striker..."

"Mr. Wei Xun, you have been sitting on the coaching bench today, and now you are helping Mr. Guardiola answer questions non-stop. We want to know, is Mr. Guardiola a puppet you supported?"

"Of course not. Mr. Guardiola just has a slight cold and his throat is uncomfortable. In addition, the climate difference between Spain and England is a bit big. Josep has just played a high-intensity game, so I will answer these questions question".

Wei Xun quickly gave Guardiola a kick under the tablecloth of the rostrum. Guardiola understood, and quickly pretended to cough, "cough cough cough..." Wei Xun gave Guardiola his iced lemonade in a very gentlemanly manner La handed it over, and the latter happily drank it.

"Mr. Wei Xun, Notts County scored a goal on the field today, but it was blown off by the referee. We can see from the replay after the game that this was an obvious misjudgment. If you count this goal , Notts County can at least get a draw, but unfortunately, there is no such thing as a football match, what do you think about this?"

When the reporters in the audience heard this question, they all cheered up. You must know that Wei Xun has never been unreasonable. As an advocate of the "non-violence and fair punishment" movement, Wei Xun I have always done what I say, and I will never be cowardly. This time there must be another big news.

"Well, regarding this issue, I think football is a very magical and attractive sport. Everyone played very civilized and restrained in today's game, which shows that the Football Association has done a lot in non-violent sports. I am grateful for the work. Some people may think that this is an unfair penalty, but in my opinion, this is acceptable. After all, in such a distance and position, it is really difficult to explain clearly at that time without witnesses. What happened, I understand the difficulty of the referee's work, so I have no objection to the referee's penalty. Misjudgment and missed judgment are part of the football game. If I have to express my opinion, then I can only use A catchphrase, that's football, thank you."

"Mr. Guardiola, Mr. Chairman, according to the internal staff of Notts County, you and the team's Italian veteran Dario often take a shower together, rub your back with soap, and then do some indescribable things. Is this news true? Is it?"

If the questions raised by the reporters of The Sun and The Nottingham Post are considered normal, then the last question is simply an insult to Guardiola's personality.

Wei Xun wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh when he saw Guardiola's face. Wei Xun patted Guardiola on the shoulder, signaling him to calm down first, "Josep, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, these guys There is no bottom line at all, don't worry, look at me!"

Wei Xun stood up and said to the reporter who asked the last question with a vicious look, "Mr. Reporter, I have to repeat to you a sentence I don't like to say, 'I am not a cover!', Understand?, starting today, you have been blocked by our Notts County, this is an insult to the personality of me, Josep and Dario, you get out now!"

After finishing speaking, Wei Xun walked to Huang Yingying's side, hugged Huang Yingying from behind, and whispered softly in her ear, "Ms. Huang, cooperate with me quickly." As the domineering president, Huang Yingying was forced to kiss her.

The reporters present, especially the female reporters, were stunned by Wei Xun's unexpected operation this time.

"So romantic!"

"Oh my god!"

Huang Yingying's brain couldn't function normally, she only knew that her face was hot, her heart was beating fast, and she was a little excited, but she couldn't hear any sound...

After 2 minutes, Wei Xun let go of Huang Yingying contentedly, "Everyone has seen it, Miss Huang Yingying, my fiancée, the kind who is married with fingertips! Some people even say that I am Gai! I think I need to reiterate One point, I, Wei Xun, male, like, uh...Huang Yingying!...The meeting is over..."

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