King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 734 Weapons of Mass Destruction

0734 - Weapons of Mass Destruction

This is a very boring game, not only the Sporting Lisbon fans feel very boring, but also the Notts County fans who went to the visiting team's expedition shouted sparsely.

That sound, it sounded like booing...

There was not even a yellow card in this game, which shows how loose this game is.

It's not that the players on both sides are too civilized, but that this game is really uninteresting.

You and I don't have the task of shuffling the cards, so it's not worth it to make fun of yourself, right?In case the referee hangs two yellows and turns one red, the club will be fined.

Another game kicked off at [-] o'clock in the evening. The Serie A giants Juventus sat at home and drew with Ajax, the overlord of the Dutch Football League.

Two to two, the old woman only scored one point.

The Notts County club's coaches and players have been waiting in their hotels, awaiting the outcome of the game.

"Fack squid! Fuck squid! Frank, we've secured the right to qualify!"

"I'm faking your uncle!"

Cursing cheerfully, Robben and Ribery didn't stop moving their hands and feet. The two hugged each other tightly, jumping and jumping.

"Haha, these two funny guys..."

The Notts County generals who watched Ribery and Robben being punished couldn't help laughing, they should eat and drink, except that they were not allowed to play, it didn't look like they were being punished.

The Czech goalkeeper Petr Cech, who knew nothing about it, was in trouble. The dirty clothes of the players and coaches were cleaned by the staff, but the socks that everyone changed...

Hehe, there was a smell of sweat, and it was all handled by Cech alone.

The Czech stuffed thick tissues in his nostrils, but he was still able to document the pungent smell.

"Fake squid! Then who, can you wash your feet before going to bed at night when you sleep, look at these socks, oh, I'll go..."

The football socks distributed by the Notts County Club have numbers printed on them. Whose feet smell the most?

But usually who can get this treatment, that is, today's Czech goalkeeper Peter Cech.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The Notts County players just smiled. No matter how much Cech complained, they didn't talk to each other. They were not stupid. Whoever spoke to him at this time was embarrassed.

Someone sat in his seat, rubbing his clothes nervously. He usually shared a room with Petr Cech when he went to away games. He knew that he would go to bed without washing his feet, so he was a Czech.

As long as you think about it carefully, you can find the correct answer, but at this time, everyone's thoughts are obviously not on this.

Notts County not only won all four games, but also scored nine goal differences. Juventus had two wins, one draw and one loss. Not to mention only two goal difference, they are already five points behind Notts County.

The goal difference of Ajax and Sporting Lisbon is all negative. It is impossible for them to surpass Notts County. In other words, Notts County has guaranteed the right to qualify for the group!
Magpies fans have been waiting a long time!
They finally took a big step!

There are two games left, Notts County will face Juventus and Ajax, unless Notts County can't win a game in these two games, otherwise, it will be aimed at the advantage of nine goal difference , They will also firmly win the first place in the group.

I was eliminated in the group stage last season. Although the pro-Notts County media has been helping the club to find excuses, talking about the death group, player injuries, unfair referees, etc., competitive sports are like this:
No matter what kind of situation you have encountered, no matter how much effort you have put in before, if you cannot see any results or obvious progress from above, everything you do will be in vain, and you will be a loser.

Competitive sports, result-oriented.

Sometimes sit down and think about it, why is this society not like this?
The Notts County Club has historically approached the knockout stage of the Champions League. Wei Xun hosted a banquet for the whole team in Lisbon. The coaches, players, staff and some fans representatives who stayed at the base also ate at the base simultaneously.

Wei Xun, who has always been very happy, even made a special webcast this time, so almost [-] to [-] netizens watched Wei Xun helplessly, and Teacher Huang grabbed his ear and took him away from our dinner table.

Originally, Wei Xun's reputation of being henpecked was only spread in Nottingham and the Notts County club base.But this time, Wei Xun showed his timidity in front of the majority of English football fans.

When Wei Xun returned home, he even wanted to get away with it. In fact, he pretended to be drunk all the way, and got on the bed without taking off his clothes and shoes.

Hmph, Teacher Huang doesn't like this!
I don't know where Teacher Huang got a bottle of dichlorvos. When the angry woman slapped the bottle of medicine with Chinese characters on the bedside table.

Hehe, Wei Xun climbed off the bed, honestly took out an old keyboard from the old place, wiped the dust on it, and knelt down on it.

"Daughter-in-law, if you have something to say, it's not good to come out with such a weapon of mass destruction."

Someone Wei simply threw the bottle of dichlorvos into the trash can. According to Teacher Huang's temper, no matter what kind of thing it is, as long as it is in the trash can, she will definitely not pick it up again.

The crisis is over, hehe!
Just as Wei Xun was secretly delighted, Teacher Huang came out of the kitchen.

She had put on a pair of pink dishwashing gloves on her hands, and gracefully took out the bottle of dichlorvos from the trash can.

"Put it away, don't move, did I ask you to throw it into the trash can? Be honest with me, you know my rules..."

"Frankness is lenient, resistance is strict."

Wei Xun had a mournful face, and said this sentence almost in tears.

How is this woman different before and after marriage?

Is the gap so big?

Woohoo, I can't cry, I can't cry...

Early the next morning, Wei Xun hurriedly took out 500 million pounds from Zhao Tai, counting it as bonuses for the players and coaches, and the performance of the base staff also improved a lot.

Except for Zhao Tai and Wei Xun, the entire Notts County base was peaceful, and there were happy Notts County people everywhere.

This bowl of big pot rice is really delicious!

In fact, everyone is guessing what kind of tragic experience will happen to Chairman Wei after returning home this time.

Tsk tsk tsk, it's hard to say, it's hard to say, it's hard to say.

In order to avoid suspicion, the staff in the reading room of the Notts County Club took down all inappropriate books such as "Les Miserables" and "Dead Souls".

It's okay to catch fire at the city gate, but don't harm the fish pond.

Robben and Franck Ribery were gloating and preparing to watch Chairman Wei's joke, but they were all wrong this time.

The TV set in Chairman Wei’s house was not broken, but a staff member saw that the Chairman’s wife went to the mall to buy a brand new keyboard, which was black and bright, and flickered with bluffing lights.

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(End of this chapter)