King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 993 Ass Thinking on the Toilet
Chapter 0993 ass thinking on the toilet
In the past, people always said that most central defenders in today's football world score a goal like a cypress tree blooming.

For George Grant, it is not easy for him to score a goal, let alone such a wonderful goal.

There is also a possibility that it is a priceless lore!

Bashi!
Bashi drop board!
"Who said the iron tree can't bloom? Who said George Grant couldn't score a priceless goal for the Magpies like he did eight years ago? This is definitely the goal that saved the Notts County club!"

"Raise soldiers for a thousand days, use them for a while! At critical moments, we have to rely on these guys, players with Notts County Club genes in their blood, to save the team!"

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The commentator in the commentary barked there, and George Grant, who scored the goal, also took off his jersey and ran straight to the corner.

In the fan gathering area of ​​the visiting team, some big men from England, who were not afraid of the cold, took off their fan jerseys, revealing their thick necks.

Red in the face and red in the ears, weeping with joy!

It's really like the scene of England's second division relegation eight years ago!
"Huh? What? Another yellow card?"

It's rare for me to score such an amazing goal, why don't you let yourself take off your clothes to celebrate?

Having said that, but the topaz card that should be given, that is a must.

The law is unforgiving.

The referee also has to eat, and he can't let himself be blamed for such a trivial matter.

If I am hated by the Premier League and the FA, is it possible that your Notts County Club will come to support me?

If the referee really thinks this way, Wei Xun doesn't suggest raising him. The competitions within each echelon need professional referees.

When you come to our Notts County Club, you must make the best use of everything and make the best use of your talents.

At the end of the year, I will give you another Golden Whistle Award...

Jose Mourinho made adjustments again when the score fell behind. He was not in the mood to watch the performance of the referee and George Grant.

One point becomes zero, who can stand it?

Time was running out, and after some struggles, the Chelsea club hated Stamford Bridge.

I don't know what happened to the door frame of the Blues' home court. Maybe they also drank alcohol and mistook each other for their own people. They guarded bravely, the gate of the Notts County Club...

At the last moment of the game, the Blues Chelsea actually had a chance to equalize or even overtake the score.

But the woodwork has saved the Notts County club time and time again, and they were able to walk away from Stamford Bridge with three points.

Regrets naturally exist.

However, those reporters are actually not going to let Mourinho and Jurgen Klopp go.

They are winners who will never fail in this game.

The two most topical coaches gathered here, a confrontation between the top three in the Premier League, and the final score was as exciting as the process of the game.

It's so lively.

After the loss, Chelsea was also overtaken by West Bromwich Albion and dropped to fourth place in the league.

Regarding this result, Abramovich shook his head again and again, feeling unhappy, saying that the Notts County Club and Wei Xun were not interesting.

"Wei, to be honest, I have been a big help to the Notts County Club to be in this situation?"

"Hey, Roman, you are an important figure in the growth of our Notts County Club, and I will erect a statue of you in the sculpture park later..."

Ok?
Ah!
The Russian oligarch had enough psychological activities in this minute, and he felt that it was a matter of course for the Notts County Club to erect a statue of himself.

However, why does he feel that he seems to be led astray by Wei Xun, what he wants to say is obviously not this matter?

"Tell me, for today's game, your Notts County's luck is too good?"

The Russian still brought the topic back, but he found a very good entry point. From the perspective of luck, it will not arouse the other party's disgust.

"Roman, this is not my fault. Why do you keep rejecting your own shots on the door frame of Stamford Bridge? You ask me, and I can't solve it."

Let me say I don't know, and then I will show my hands.

This matter, it has nothing to do with me. No one is more proficient than Wei in terms of clearing up responsibilities.

This is England, not China. Is there any custom of worshiping the land god?

Well, even if you talk about this topic with a Russian, he won't think you are right, but think you are fooling him.

What kind of method is this?
"Wei, do you mean that the door frame of our Stamford Bridge Stadium is too small? Should I order a new set of door frames, and secretly enlarge the size by the way?"

Roman Abramovich quickly thought of a new solution, but this idea doesn't seem to be a very good solution.

You enlarged the door frame, let’s not talk about whether the Premier League’s review can pass, even if it passes, there are many problems in the sample supply.

Those goals that others couldn't score before, because your door frame has become bigger, can you also get in?
Can goalkeepers adapt to this new size?

He didn't think about these things.

Sitting on the toilet lid, I figured out this method with my ass.

Typical superior thinking.

"Roman, if you really do this, then the next time we come to Stamford Bridge in Notts County, I will tell Jurgen in advance that it all depends on long-range shots. Anyway, your goal frame is big..."

"Heh, heh heh, heh heh..."

At the end of the joke, Wei Xun himself didn't laugh, but Roman Abramovich laughed hard.

It's a bit far-fetched...

Afterwards, the two chattered about some random topics. The Russians are actually not that generous.

The main reason is that Abramovich feels that after losing to the Notts County club, Chelsea's championship this season seems to be a bit troublesome.

His idea of ​​strengthening the lineup during the winter transfer period became more and more intense, but after thinking about it, isn't this just sending money to the Magpie Group in a different way?
However, it won't work if you don't send it.

For what?

Today's football, hey, is actually only seven or eight years, and the brokerage company under the Magpie Group has become a hidden label for excellent players.

If you were not a player under their agency, you would not have the face to say that you are a top player in world football if you went outside.

Nowadays, many brokerage companies almost have to add a sentence when they sell their players to the outside world, "Our players have also been favored by the brokerage companies under the Magpie Group", so what.

As for why, in the end, he didn't join the brokerage company under the Magpie Group?Let them make up this reason themselves, as long as they can justify themselves.

Let's just say the Red Devils Manchester United. When raising the price, don't you have to use the Notts County Club?
I'll just dawdle, don't go in...

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(End of this chapter)