Missy's Ghost Guard

Chapter 317 "Song's Physiognomy Handbook"

"Such a precious thing... I will definitely redouble my efforts to learn it!" Zhou Qiang is well aware of the power of the formation, and he also knows that at this moment, he must rely on the formation to be able to stand tall in Yanjing City.

Therefore, Zhou Qiang did not refuse hypocritically, but accepted it calmly, but he remembered this kindness in his heart.

In the future, he is willing to do anything to repay this great kindness!

"Okay, then I'll take a private plane back immediately." Huang Wei took a deep breath and bowed his hands at everyone, "Everyone, if the green mountains don't change, the green waters will flow forever. Let's meet again someday!"

Immediately afterwards, his figure turned into a hazy mist and disappeared without a trace.

"Okay, you guys should go and practice hard too! I left Xu Jianying violently, and we are about to face a storm, so everyone has to work harder." Zhou Qiang stopped talking and immediately signaled everyone to go to practice. .

The girls all left obediently and obediently.

Zhou Qiang squeezed the "Song's Physiognomy Handbook" tightly to activate the relic technique.

In an instant, the relic technique succeeded easily. It was really because the aura inside was too strong. The probability of success was probably 500%, and it was absolutely impossible to fail.

Faintly, Zhou Qiang's palm touched the first page, and he immediately closed his eyes and entered the world of the book.

A fragment of memory then appeared, which was the life of His Excellency Song Yang, a feng shui master:

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"The days are so boring, ahhhhhhh!"

"I said, Master, is there WIFI in our courtyard? I want to download some manga and read it. I haven't read the update of One Piece for a long time." A young man named Song Yang put his hands on his hips in pain, A bad old man who hides in bed and pretends to sleep.

I never expected that there were actually two "horseless" "***" on the master's bed. One was opened, and the two pages of the magazine were full of the kind of nude blonde, posing, winking like silk, reading Song Yang's mouth was dry.

"Early in the morning, you startled and screamed, disturbing people's dreams, what do you say?!" Li Ruizhi got up in a panic, with shame and anger on his face, and quickly hid the two books, and did not give them to Song again. Foreign look.

"You're not ashamed!" Song Yang said with contempt on his face, "You told me yesterday that you would work hard to study Feng Shui, just to get rid of the shame, and hit the faces of the masters and uncles severely, and never let us Both the master and the apprentice were looked down upon by them, you really are fooling me! Lazy cancer is committed again, isn't it?"

Li Ruizhi rubbed his hands together in embarrassment, and retorted falteringly: "Why are you lying to me as a teacher? I'm... studying the highest level of physiognomy!"

"Tch." Song Yang pursed his lips and snorted coldly, not believing his lies at all.

"You kid's wings are stiff, and you think Master is lying?" Li Ruizhi blew his beard and stared, took out the magazine solemnly, and pointed at Ling Songyang's salivating naked body model, "I'm just looking at the photos, studying the chest technique ah."

Speaking of physiognomy, it is a physiognomy that Li Ruizhi developed with great difficulty from the physiognomy textbooks such as "Mai Shen Xiang", "Nine Chapters Suan Jing", "Tai Xuan Yi Jing".

It sounds nasty and wretched, but when Li Ruizhi was doing research, it was a university study that was placed high hopes by dozens of physiognomy masters in their Taoist temple.

In view of the difficult life, all industries have to seek innovation and change, and we must not stand still and wait for death.

Therefore, the industry of Feng Shui masters is no exception.

All the physiognomy teachers are eagerly looking forward to it, eagerly hoping that Li Ruizhi's "Physiognomy" can succeed, save gyms that are on the verge of bankruptcy, and save the fortune-telling industry that is getting more and more difficult to live in.

"Do you remember why our physicist became so hot that everyone shouted and beat him?" Li Ruizhi asked, stroking his white beard.

Song Yang curled his lips: "Isn't it true that there are too many colleagues cheating and abducting? A group of counterfeit people have ruined the reputation of the physiognomy. In addition, our genuine physiognomy is also of low level, good and bad, and the success rate of face-to-face is too low. , others will naturally not believe us."

"That's right." Li Ruizhi sighed, complaining heartbrokenly, his face full of anger, "but can we blame our fortune-telling masters? In the past, our fortune-telling masters used to travel around the rivers and lakes, and when we met people, the catchphrase was 'female benefactor, I see your seal is black, recently There must be a catastrophe coming, but now? Women all wear heavy makeup, and their faces are white, tender and moist. Even a forty-year-old mother is as delicate as a twenty-eight girl. How can you be a physiognomist if you just look at the face, but you don’t have a perspective eye, and when you meet the stereotyped internet celebrity face?”

Song Yang yawned: "Master, you complain to me dozens of times every day, and my ears are callused."

"Is it easy for me?" Li Ruizhi angrily grabbed Song Yang's ear.

"Oh, Master, please let go, I'll obediently listen to you." Song Yang was very helpless, so he had no choice but to admit his cowardice and listen to the master's complaints.In fact, he also sympathized with Master. Li Ruizhi's physiognomy was unique in the world, and he was called an old fairy. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. Later, the face was covered with make-up to cover the facial lines, and the shape of the eyes was blocked by colored contact lenses, which led to Master's physiognomy. Faced with consecutive failures, he was chased and beaten as an old liar, and his self-confidence as a physiognomist was deeply frustrated.

Li Ruizhi, a physicist who lived in the 80s and [-]s, has since fallen.

After all thoughts were lost, Li Ruizhi took a slanted approach and studied physiognomy from an old book that recorded strange techniques and tricks, that is, looking at a woman's breasts!I thought it was a crooked way and was ridiculed by my seniors, but I never expected that it would have a miraculous effect.So in the 90s, Li Ruizhi rose again, and became famous all over the world with his wretched "breasting technique"!
He deserves to be unlucky too, the old man just can't keep up with the times.I thought I had overcome the makeup problem, but breast augmentation has become popular again in recent years. Li Ruizhi was stunned by the countless fake silicone breasts.He originally wanted to study the solution to breast augmentation surgery, but the times have changed too fast: fake breasts, silicone pads, and magic bras, so that a group of flat-chested girls with A cups can be transformed into sexy busts. -you-thing!
At this moment, Master Master was completely dumbfounded.

"The era of dog days has become so fucking fast!" Li Ruizhi slapped Song Yang's head angrily, "Forget it, I don't want to talk anymore, you brat, are you bragging, saying that you are better than blue than blue?" ? What have you been up to lately? You've been haunted all day long."

Song Yang chuckled: "It is said that perverts have three realms. The first is to look at the face; the second is to look at the chest; the third is to look at the legs. Now that physiognomy is outdated, and physiognomy is outdated, I think the next step is physiognomy. era!"

Li Ruizhi was stunned, stunned for a long while, and finally came back to his senses, and furiously cursed: "What is the triple realm of perverts? We are physicists, serious physicists, you are so stupid that you can't spit out ivory, and you are ashamed of being a teacher. How dare you compare the craftsmanship handed down from our ancestors to satyrs."

Song Yang was annoyed: "Would you like to hear it or not!"

"Ahem, let's hear it." Li Ruizhi still couldn't hold back his curiosity, and lowered his posture to humbly ask for advice.After all, my apprentice is a once-in-a-hundred-year-old fortune-telling genius. I found it with great difficulty in a ravine when I traveled all over the world. The master said: Song Yang has a peach-like appearance and extraordinary talent, and he will be the one who will be responsible for the re-emergence of our gymnasium in the future.

You know, Li Ruizhi's master is a trump card physiognomy master, a generation of masters, who has broken away from the superficial realm of physiognomy, opened his eyes, can "look at the breath", and see a person's past, present, and future, which is miraculous.So Li Ruizhi believed in his words.Especially after he taught Song Yang's physiognomy, he could learn everything at once.

Song Yang cleared his throat, and said triumphantly: "Nowadays Korean Bangzi's plastic surgery is becoming more and more rampant, but I have heard of facelifting and breast augmentation, but I have never done leg work! So, leg physiognomy can get 100% success rate!"

"Nonsense!" Li Ruizhi couldn't help retorting to his apprentice, "People's legs are all the same, there is no special feature at all, and the differences are very small. How can they be used as a reference for physiognomy?"

"That's Master, you are ignorant, listen to me..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard the Second Martial Uncle shouting outside the small courtyard.

Li Ruizhi pricked up his ears, and then beamed with joy: "I didn't expect that I would have fans in this world after not asking about the world for a long time. Did you hear that? A customer invited me to meet by name!"

Song Yang also swallowed his saliva: "Master, our business can finally open. This time, you should cheat some money. Since the second uncle usurped the throne and became the master of the temple, he said that you are an evil heretic. Squeezed out, and deducted our daily wages, even our network cable was choked, it suffocated me!"

"Tch, it's a cure for Internet addiction. Besides, what is cheating?"

The master and the apprentice came to the main hall of the gymnasium, arguing.

Song Yang's eyes lit up immediately, and Li Ruizhi, who was old and disrespectful, also stared round his old eyes that were shining brightly.

Because the ones who came to Longhu Mountain Taoist Temple were a pair of beautiful and enchanting mother and daughter-Hua.

The middle-aged woman is gentle and elegant, wearing a cheongsam, the slit reveals her well-maintained white legs, which is extraordinarily provocative, and her tight buttocks, especially the pair of murder weapons that are about to be ripped out, are very attractive. Li Ruizhi gulped down his saliva.

The girl is fresh and elegant, with delicate makeup, a snowy and pretty face that is suitable for anger and happiness, wearing a close-fitting black thin sweater, which perfectly complements her slim and concave-convex figure, and only wears a pair of ultra-short hot pants on her lower body, revealing a pair of slender white legs , Almost took Song Yang's soul away.

When Li Ruizhi and Song Yang's master and apprentice came to the main hall, the fashionable and beautiful girl had already raised her exquisite chin, showing a look of disapproval, and said in disgust: "Mom, I said that those liars who read fortunes are not trustworthy, all of them It’s nonsense, you don’t believe it, but now they have finally exposed their true colors, right?”

All the physiognomy masters in the gymnasium were all slumped, their heads drooped, as wilted as an eggplant beaten by Shuang.

When Li Ruizhi heard this, he became angry, and stared round his old eyes: "Girl, we have been passed down for thousands of years, and our physiognomy is famous all over the world. How can you call us liars? It's unreasonable!"

"Cut, it's just feudal superstitious ghosts and snake gods." The girl snorted coldly, stretched out her white wrist contemptuously, and pointed at Song Yang's uncles, "They boasted loudly, saying that they have been educated for 500 years, and they have been educated for 500 years." , can see through thousands of years. I asked them to guess why we came here, but a group of idiots all guessed that the donkey's lips were wrong!"

Ninth Master Uncle reminded Li Ruizhi embarrassingly: "Third Brother, in our Longhu Mountain, your physiognomy is the most superb, why don't you try it."

The second uncle, who had always been at odds with Li Ruizhi, couldn't help showing contempt on his face: "Hmph, he also knows a little bit of crooked ways, and it would be embarrassing to say it, so he deserves to call himself the number one physicist in Longhushan?" After all, he put on a good show. Pointing at the middle-aged woman with a straight expression, "Third Junior Brother, since you are overthinking yourself, then go and meet this benefactor Chen Xuanya."

(End of this chapter)