My beautiful boss with a poisonous tongue: Abuse

Chapter 1 Goddess Mo Han
To see or not to see?
I stared at the file package that Xiaobaicai sent online, feeling tangled.

I glanced at the room: Lao Ban, Dawei, and Monkey, the bastards, went to nowhere early in the morning.

That's all it takes bro.

Without these guys making trouble, buddies can concentrate on their work.

Hey, don't miss this opportunity!

I tiptoedly closed the door, drew the curtains, and turned off all the lights in the room. I sat down on the armchair, squinted my chin, and was ready to evaluate Xiaobaicai's ability to shoot micro-videos.

The picture quality is clear, the lens does not shake, and the first impression is good.

The background is blue sky, blue sea, sunny beach.

The first shot is directly on the dry goods, and the vision is quite shocking. A group of beautiful girls with fluttering blond hair are wearing bikinis and sunglasses, half lying lazily on the golden beach and sunbathing.The bikini fabric is pitifully scant, half-covered, only half of the peak is covered above, and only half of the valley is covered below.

Can't hide it!

I clicked the pause button, couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and wiped my nose, damn it, luckily I didn't have a nosebleed.

If I didn't hold back in the first shot, I would have to let Xiaobaicai laugh at me for the rest of my life.

I nodded again and again, this scene is well captured, delicate, rich, interesting, praise!
Must be five-star praise.

I didn't stay on one shot for too long, Xiaobaicai said that the scenery behind is more intoxicating.

For example, passing by the tall beauty in a long skirt from the beach, the sea breeze blows her little inner part, her long and white legs are in the same color as the sky and water, her delicate toes are painted with a layer of red nail polish, matching the bright sunlight , There was a haze between the legs, arousing evil fire all over my body, like a kitten scratching my heart.

I clicked pause again, and put the viewing angle at the maximum magnification, but I got nothing.

I spat and muttered and complained: Xiaobaicai is really ignorant, and I didn’t make a big close-up of such an important detail. How did I shoot it? Angle, do you understand what an angle is?

What a waste.

One star must be subtracted from five stars, and no more than four stars!

I didn't get too entangled in the angle of the cabbage, and continued with the story behind.

I watched scene by scene, savoring the spring scenery by the sea, each one was so big that it hurt my eyes, I reached out and touched the screen to identify whether it was real or not.

Especially this one, E+ or F-?

I'm confused again.

I clicked the pause button for the third time, and was about to zoom in and confirm it in detail. Suddenly, there were two strange screams behind me, and a big black face straddled my shoulders and poked over unexpectedly, covering most of my computer.

With quick eyes and quick hands, I turned off the display screen in seconds to prevent anyone from peeping.

With such a big black face, you don't need to look carefully to know that Lao Ban is here.

With a secretive smile on Lao Ban's dark face, he said eccentrically, "Lao Ye, what are you doing here alone in the morning?"

I pretended to be calm and said: "What can I do. Make a resume."

The old class didn't believe it, his eyes wandered back and forth, and he leaned on my shoulder suspiciously and interrogated me:

"Quack, close the doors and windows and pull the curtains in the summer, what kind of fart can you hold back when you sneak around! Honestly, are you watching a short video? Isn't it?"

Without blushing and heart beating, I sneered and scolded:
"Old Ban, you can't think of brighter things when your mind is full! Restrain your wretchedness, and don't let them flood and infect others."

"Hey, I've learned how to beat back!" The old ban's smirk was even worse, he squinted his eyes and glanced around, as if he wanted to find some clues on my face.

I was taken aback by Lao Ban's weird gaze, and I frowned and pushed Lao Ban violently: "Get out! Stay where you are when you are cool."

Old Ban withdrew his big hand that had scratched his foot, and said with a bit of threat: "Brother, you can pretend that you didn't see anything, the premise is to go to the university town with you."

"What are you going there for?"

The old class clicked his tongue twice, Dahei's face first pretended to be very exaggerated, and then showed a contemptuous expression to scold me:
"I said, Lao Ye, do you really treat the news in the class as spam? Don't you usually read it?"

I didn't take it seriously and said, "Who is free to brush that thing every day."

"You are such a wonderful flower! Like a spider, you know how to hang girls on the Internet all day long. You really think that you can catch all the girls with just a computer. Are these stupid things interesting? ?”

I rolled my eyes: "If you don't understand, don't be blind. Brother's colorful world, you will never understand it if you are so funny."

"Blow it up, keep blowing it up, I'll beat your legs when you're tired, let's keep blowing it up, anyway, you don't need to pay extra taxes for bragging. I don't want to understand, but I don't know if Tan Siyi wants to understand."

As soon as I heard Tan Siyi, I immediately got one head and two big:
"Old Ban, do you know how to chat? You, I told you, I'm allergic to the word Tan Siyi, so don't mention her in front of me."

Lao Ban smiled at the chicken thief, poked his head over again with a flattering face and said:

"Lao Ye, tell my buddies, you are so afraid of seeing her, is there something unspeakable? For example, you put her to sleep first and then you don't want to admit it. What is this called? By the way, get on the bus first and then evade the fare."

The old class guessed self-righteously, and nodded quite confidently.

I slapped Lao Ban on the face: "Get lost!"

"Hey. You, I really don't understand. You can tell me, you have no intention to provoke her, but now you're good, you can't get her up and down, and you want to get rid of her. You are so flirtatious Is it?"

I stared at Yuanyuan and squinted at Lao Ban, but Lao Ban just turned a blind eye and continued to babble:
"I was puzzled, how can Ms. Tan not be good enough for you? She is also a big beauty after all. She wants to have a figure, a face and a face, and a rich father. Others are flocking to her, so you are better off." Drive the ducks to the shelves."

The old class whispered in my ear, suddenly slapped his head as if remembering something, and yelled:
"Oh, buddy, I get it, you're not playing hard to get, are you?"

I didn't answer directly, but suddenly asked the old class: "Do you like to eat durian?"

"Why do you ask this all of a sudden?"

"You can say whether you like it or not."

"do not like."

"Durian is known as the king of fruits. It has high nutritional value and is rich in various proteins and vitamins. Why don't you like it?"

"If you don't like it, you don't like it. No matter how good it is, it has nothing to do with me if I don't like it."

"That's what I'm going to tell you."

The old class suddenly realized: "My day, you are waiting for me here."

I said contemptuously: "You elm lump, you're the one who's enlightened."

The old class rubbed his head and said, "I don't care about your business. Our class is going to have a few dinners tonight, and it was posted in the group a few days ago. Now you can book a hotel with me."

"Don't tell me sooner! This is a big deal. It's quick."

I turned off the computer and left the dormitory with the old class.

Lao Ban and I each rode a bicycle to the university town, passing through a female apartment on the way, and Mo Han happened to live in this area.

"Lao Ye, I want to ask you something, has Mo Han returned to school?" Lao Ban suddenly braked and stopped to ask me.

"I'm back. I had dinner with her last night. Miss her?"

"Get lost!" Old Ban glared back at me, then said falteringly, "I'm a little worried."

"Worried? Worried about what?"

"I'm worried that our two elders won't be able to save face and bargain, will they be slaughtered? If Mo Han is around to help, three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang. If you say what I say, she will make the boss completely confused , what do you say?"

My chest thumps and thumps:

"Are you still worried about my buddies? As long as Brother Ye is here, bargaining is not a problem. Besides, with Mo Han's temper, he can't get bored for a long time. Do you count on her?"

How can the old class hide the smallness in his heart from me, it is fake to ask Mo Han to help him, but it is true to want to see Mo Han, and he wants to deceive me if he pretends to be a public servant for personal gain?
If he didn't say it directly, I deliberately pretended to be confused and left him alone.

Seeing me, Lao Ban seemed to have seen through his little thoughts, and he couldn't hold back his face, and his dark face immediately turned red.

Old Ban's mind is relatively simple, there are not so many twists and turns, and the big black face is a barometer, with all emotions and sorrows written on it.

In front of me, he looked like a bare-headed kid, with everything in sight, without even his underpants.

"Why are you so ignorant? Mo Han is idle in the dormitory alone, why don't you call her down and go over with us to play."

I deliberately teased him: "Yesterday, some of them came back from the dormitory, and they won't be idle. Besides, you are not dumb, why don't you call yourself?"

"me……"

"Your cock is crowing, you, what am I!"

Lao Ban's face was flushed, and his mouth was stubborn:

"Lao Ye, as the saying goes, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Among the boys in our class, only you, Lao Ye, have this face. Who do you not call?"

"Look at my mouth shape." I pointed to my mouth.

Lao Ban smiled cheaply: "yes?"

"Oh no!"

"roll!"

I put on a look of hating iron but not steel and cursed:
"Come on! Old Ban, you are a coward who can't be supported by mud. You deserve to be a bachelor after four years of college."

The old class muttered softly: "It makes you so awesome. You are not a single dog."

"What do you say?"

The old class looked left and right and pretended to be stupid: "Did I speak?"

"Okay. You didn't say it! Then call it yourself." I spread my hands and pretended to let go.

The old class panicked when he heard this, and immediately confessed: "Don't. Brother Ye, can I call you Brother Ye? It's my brother who made a mistake! It's my brother who bit Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know good people! You don't remember villains , forgive me."

The old class even pretended to be cheap and made a bow to me.

I shook my head helplessly, if Lao Ban is such a lowly man after chasing girls, why not worry about things going wrong?

The old class and I parked our bicycles downstairs in Mo Han's dormitory. I called Mo Han down for a brief chat, and Mo Han agreed to go with us.

But now there is another problem, Mo Han doesn't own a bicycle, so he wants to take one of our bicycles to go there.

The old class was overjoyed and looked at me with bright eyes.

I understand what he means, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get close to a beautiful woman.

I said: "Mo Han, you can take the old bus. The old bus is better than me. It rides steadily, and you can sit more comfortably."

Lao Ban lifted up his clothes happily and wiped the back seat of the bicycle, and cast his expectant eyes on Mo Han.

Mo Han ignored both of us, bypassed Lao Ban's bicycle, and sat down on the back of mine.

The atmosphere condensed, and the embarrassment dissipated in an instant!
I took a look at Lao Ban, his face was as red as a shrimp in a pot, and then I glanced at Mo Han, still looking calm and breezy.

Fuck!A goddess is a goddess, and others are also so confident in airing.

We went around the university town, and finally asked for the largest private room at the Hongcheng Hotel, and opened four tables at once.

Mo Han and I opened the menu and prepared to order. The old class cursed and said that the meal is the last meal of the gods, order a fart, it’s nothing, you can buy whatever is expensive.

The old class is a typical rough guy, straight-minded, usually not very particular about his words, but he is absolutely unambiguous at critical moments.

At six o'clock, the old class took out the roster for the last roll call. There were 36 students in the class, and there was no shortage of one.

The atmosphere on the wine table was indescribably weird and gloomy. Li Dawei wanted to liven up the atmosphere, so he clamored for Mo Han, the beauty of Bingshan, to sing a song.

Dawei's words immediately ignited the enthusiasm of the whole class, and everyone echoed. Among them, the old class yelled the most. He blushed and had a thick neck, staring at Mo Han's chest.

Oh my god, what are you looking at!

Lao Ban's little thoughts about Mo Han are an open secret in the class, and no one really cares about him.

Mo Han's eyes were a little flustered, he covered his mouth and looked at me for help.

It is definitely inappropriate to spoil everyone's interest on such a special day. I am very loyal and said that I will sing with Mo Han.

What should I sing?Mo Han thought for a while and rapped "Our Anniversary".

Our anniversary, full of memories and nostalgia, also symbolizes eternal emotions, which fits the theme of tonight.We all booed and applauded.

Mo Han and I brewed up our emotions and began to sing a cappella:
"My heart suddenly came alive again, from the moment I saw you again..."

Mo Han's voice is ethereal and sweet, and my voice is thick and natural. As I sang, the others couldn't help but keep up with the beat and sang together.

The singing echoed in the private room, and the bits and pieces that happened in the past four years flashed through my mind like a movie screened. The crying mixed with the singing, Lao Ban and the monkey were the most unbearable, lying on the table, shrugging their shoulders, crying more than a girl fierce.

The man did not cry easily, but he did not reach the sad part.

Today, no one is playing tricks, regardless of gender, drinking and drinking with shoulders and shoulders.

We use wine to burn our youth, and pour our friendship into the wine, each of us is red-eyed, with deep feelings, stuffy, and absolutely unambiguous.

The only exception was Mo Han. After she finished singing, she sat quietly in her seat and ate, silent.

Mo Han, a very beautiful girl, is as her name suggests, with a calm temperament. It seems that in her world, everything should be as plain as water.

Dawei and I had a drink. His kid likes to eat twice-cooked pork, but he found that there were only potato chips left on the plate. "Where's the meat?"

I replied angrily: "It's back in the pot."

Dawei gave me a thumbs up: "Your explanation is awesome."

At the end of the show, all of us were sloppy, staggered, and could only walk in zigzags. The only normal person was Mo Han.

A few of us in the dormitory did not go back to school that night. Mo Han opened two rooms in the hotel, one for Lao Ban, Dawei, and Monkey, and one for Mo Han and I.

Why did I share a room with Mo Han? I was also confused. Mo Han later explained that I was the only person in our dormitory who vomited, and she took care of me all night without sleep.

I drank too much that night and passed out, only knowing that when I woke up the next morning there was something lying next to me.

I turned my head slightly, and I went, it turned out to be a woman, and this woman was my best female buddy—Mo Han.

my mom!

Last night—was—

Oops, doomed!

……

(End of this chapter)