My beautiful boss with a poisonous tongue: Abuse

Chapter 501
"You mean that young master Kong?"

"correct."

"Fuck it. He doesn't look down on us at all. He doesn't let us get too close. If it weren't for danger, he wouldn't look at us directly." The great monk was the most honest, and he got angry when he talked about Kong Xueqiang.

In fact, Kong Xueqiang can't be blamed for this, the three of them have really detrimental to the appearance of the city, Kong Xueqiang is a playboy brother, if they follow them three, how can they pick up girls?

Especially the stinky beggar, the smell of garbage can be smelled from him ten meters away, no one can stand it, only the great monks and old Taoists can bear him, everyone is used to it.

"How did you meet Kong Xueqiang?"

The great monk said: "I didn't meet him, but met his sister, Miss Kong. She saw us begging all the way, and no one wanted to give us something to eat. She kindly gave us some money and asked us to protect her brother. Every meal Meals, wine, meat, whatever we want."

I'm really speechless, Kong Xuerui sent them away with a meal of food and drink, do you want to sell yourself so cheaply?

"You guys knew kung fu before?"

"People in our village advocate force, and everyone has a few strokes in their hands."

I think their kung fu is so powerful, it's not a matter of a few strokes.

"Your kung fu has always been so good?"

The great monk said: "Not at all. The three of us competed with each other when we had nothing to do on Long Island. Later, we became more and more powerful. In fact, we didn't feel it. We just feel that the other party is improving day by day. Maybe the place on Long Island is suitable for practicing martial arts. It is not good for the body. And luck goes a long way.”

"How did you recognize that I belong to the Ye family?"

"Because you have the Ye family's internal strength."

"Can you see the inner strength?"

The old Taoist said: "I can't see it. Inner strength is like the wind. You can't see it. When it comes, you can judge its existence from the things around you, such as branches, leaves, strong grass, tidbits, etc. Inner strength It's the same with strength, when you use it, we can see it naturally."

The metaphor of the old Taoist leader is quite vivid, vivid and easy to understand.

"Is there really inner strength in this world?"

Seeing that I asked such a stupid question, the great monk said with disdain: "Of course it exists. Inner strength is not such a rare thing. Everyone has it. If there is no inner strength, how can we walk freely and run around alive?" of."

We can walk and walk not because of internal strength, but because of energy, the energy provided by metabolism.

The three of them don't know what metabolism is. When I said this word, they looked at me in a daze. What is metabolism? Can I eat or drink?
I explained the metabolism. Simply put, it is the material exchange and energy exchange, material transformation and energy transformation carried out inside and outside the body.

What I said was dry, and they were confused and completely confused.

When the old Taoist saw what I said, the saliva was flying and his lips were purple, he handed the gourd to me. I took two sips without thinking, because my mouth was too dry, and when I realized it, I spit it out.

My god, this birdman, you're stalking me while I'm not prepared.I felt nauseated, ran to the corner and squatted there retching for a long time, but couldn't vomit.The Taoist priest, the monk and the beggar looked at each other in blank dismay, didn't they just take a couple of sips of wine, and they were already drunk, with such a poor capacity for alcohol?

I retched for a while and didn't spit out anything, so I stopped vomiting. There is no water here, otherwise I would absolutely have to rinse my mouth. The more I thought about it, the more disgusting I became, regardless of being polite or rude, anyway, this is the most real thing in my heart at this time idea.

I do what I think, no matter what they think of me.

I went back to the three weirdos, and the old Taoist said, "Baby, are you alright?"

"fine."

The old beggar looked at me contemptuously and said, "You baby, how can you drink so badly? You don't look like Dr. Ye at all. You get drunk after just two sips?"

I waved my hand to indicate that I didn't want to talk about this topic.Because it's not a matter of drinking or not drinking at all, hygiene, understand?Talk about hygiene to the three of them, OK, I'm troublesome, I don't want to play the piano to the cow again.

"Daoist, you just said that I have Ye family's inner strength in me?"

"Yes. It's weak but pure."

The great monk suddenly grabbed my wrist again. He shook his head and said, "Your reaction is too slow. My great monk hasn't done my best yet. You can't fucking resist."

The old beggar pushed away the monk's hand and pulled me aside. He looked me up and down, and I was stared at all over my body.

"Little baby, you don't seem to be lucky now?"

"luck?"

The old beggar's language skills were relatively poor. He scratched his head and couldn't explain clearly, so he cast his eyes on the old Taoist priest. The old Taoist explained for him: "The old beggar means that you can't use the inner strength in your body."

"How to apply inner strength?" I really don't understand this.

"You don't understand inner strength?"

I shook my head: "Except for special effects and sound, I don't understand anything else."

The old beggar, the monk, and the Taoist priest looked at me again in bewilderment. What are special effects and audio?
I didn't mean to tease them. Every time I watch a martial arts movie, don't the protagonists have special effects and sound effects when they use their internal skills?

For example, the Qiao gang leader in "Dragon Babu", as long as the stereo is turned on, the other is on, the gods block and kill the gods, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha.

I said in the sun: "I mean I don't understand anything, why don't you explain it to me."

The old Taoist is the most knowledgeable and eloquent. Let him explain to me:

"According to my observation and experience over the years, there are roughly three functions of inner strength: the first one is to stimulate the potential in the body and make the body reach an optimal state; the second one is to repair the body's damage and resist external invasion; the third one is to Leak out to defend against the enemy, kill the enemy."

Taoist priests are worthy of having studied for several years, and their speech is smooth and organized, so that people will not be confused.

"Can the inner strength leak out? Isn't this the plot in martial arts movies?"

"Of course." The Taoist priest made a demonstration. There were some bricks piled up in the corner in front of him. He randomly picked more than a dozen bricks and stacked them together. When he cut them off with one palm, the dozen bricks all broke from the middle.

I'll go, I thought why the unfathomable kung fu, isn't this qigong, acrobatic troupes often see this kind of performance, it's much more gorgeous than theirs, and their props are N grades higher than his, such as a golden gun piercing the throat, Broken rocks on top of the head, mountains of knives and nails, sticks on the whole body, big stones broken in the heart, etc., there are bad programs on TV, and they are ashamed to bring a few broken bricks to show that there is something special about it.

Seeing me dismissively, the Taoist frowned and said, "You don't seem surprised at all?"

"Master Dao, is this what you call the leakage of internal energy?"

"Yes."

I said in a joking tone: "Is there any more difficult one? If you want to rely on this fool, I'm afraid you will really starve."

"This isn't great?"

I smiled lightly and half-jokingly said: "It's great, but it's not dazzling. It would be better if I could add some special effects or make up some bitter scenes, but it's a pity that I can't get on the stage, and no one is willing to invest."

(End of this chapter)