My beautiful boss with a poisonous tongue: Abuse

Chapter 704 Are you here to be funny?

But I don't have any pressure. It's the best if I can get in. It doesn't matter if I can't.

The beauty poured a glass of boiled water for each of us in a disposable cup, and then took it out the door. Before leaving, she said that she would invite the vice president in charge of the recruitment to come for an interview.

Isn't the vice president Qiu Tang?

When I heard that Qiutang was hosting the interview, I immediately beamed with joy. There are people in the court who are good at handling things. Isn't Qiutang interviewing me the same as walking around the lantern for a while?

I thought in my heart: buddy, it’s hard not to think about it this time.

I was very happy in my heart. After a while, a stunning beauty came in with the little beauty just now. After the door was pushed open, all of us stood up and looked at the door in unison.

All of a sudden, I was dumbfounded.

They were dumbfounded, probably because the interviewer was so beautiful, so dazzlingly beautiful, so beautiful that the sun and the moon faded away; but I was dumbfounded because all my dreams just now were shattered, as long as she presides over the interview, I can almost be sure to be the first to be kicked out.

My day, what's the situation, didn't you say that the vice president was interviewing, how did you alarm the big boss, did you do something like this, say one thing and do another, and don't respect credibility at all.

I muttered in my heart, with a look of frustration.

The little beauty just explained with a smile: "This is our President Su, the director of the design department. Because our President Qiu has a temporary client coming over and he can't get away, so today's interview will be hosted by President Su instead."

Can't carry it like this?

This client really doesn't know how to come. If he doesn't come sooner or later, he comes at this time. Isn't this a blow to my job?

Su Manyu's beautiful big eyes swept around the meeting room randomly, and glanced at everyone, but I think her eyes stayed on me for a longer time than on other people. For two seconds, don't ask me how I know, feeling, do you understand what feeling is?

Of course, the most reasonable explanation might just be my imagination, or it could be called feeling good about myself.

Before I could get my mind back, Su Manyu walked in with small steps, put a few information forms on the table and waved her hands to signal us all to sit down.

Su Manyu was the interviewer at the main seat, so we took our seats in turn, because I thought it was Qiutang who came to interview us, so I deliberately sat next to the interviewer's seat so that I could pass her a secret code or a small message or something.

This time it's alright, Qiutang replaced her with Manyu, and I sat next to Su Manyu, my every move was under her nose, this time I'm dead.

After Su Manyu sat down, she spent two to three minutes casually browsing through several information sheets. She indicated that we should introduce ourselves first, and each person was limited to 3 minute.

I was sitting in the first position on Su Manyu's left. She first waved her left hand as if she wanted to start from my side. When she saw me, she pointed to the first applicant on her right and said, "Just start from the right side." Let’s start here and go down one by one.”

In this way, I became the last one to introduce myself.

1 minute per person, less than 6 minutes for the six people in front, a few minutes passed quickly, and it was my turn in a blink of an eye. To tell the truth, to meet Su Manyu in this way, I really didn’t do it in my heart Well prepared.

I didn't have the heart to listen to what the previous applicants said. Besides, in such a short period of time, I was able to tell a bird, which generally included name, hometown, graduate school, work experience, and specialties.

When other people introduced themselves, Su Manyu basically didn't look up and kept taking notes. She wrote very fast and wrote down every important point that everyone said.

When it was my turn, I thought that Su Manyu still had to keep her head down to take notes, and I was secretly happy. It was best not to look at my buddy, who was afraid of being stared at by her charming big eyes and felt nervous.

I was about to speak when Su Manyu suddenly stopped writing. She turned the pen skillfully with the thumb, index finger and middle finger of her right hand. When the eyes appeared in front of my eyes, my heart was suddenly in a mess, my mind went blank, and I didn't know what to say.

"I-"

I just said the word "I" and glanced at Su Manyu to check her face. Fortunately, everything was normal. I breathed a sigh of relief, but my buddy "I" for a long time, and my mind got stuck and I forgot why I came up.

I fuck.

Why are you still stuttering?
The chain is dropped at a critical moment.

Seeing that Su Manyu was frowning and seemed to be very dissatisfied with me, I was even more frightened and stuttered. This is not going to work. My buddy felt a little embarrassed, and he said according to his feelings:

"I—my name is Ye Zhong, a duckweed leaf, which is heavier than the one on Mount Tai. Why is it called Ye Zhong? Actually, I wasn't called Ye Zhong before, but now I am called Ye Zhong again. As for why I have to be called Ye Zhong Heavy, this is still not entangled."

I was in a daze, and I didn't know what nonsense I was talking about, so I continued to say nonsense: "Are you going to ask me why I came here today? Don't worry, let me think about it. Oh right , looking for a woman... oh, no, looking for a job, looking for a job, not looking for a woman. What kind of woman-no, what kind of job are you looking for? Photographer. Why do you want to be a photographer? Because I Love photography and I just go to the bathroom for a cigarette, I'm not a gangster! I swear, I'm not a gangster!"

I asked and answered by myself, and they were all dumbfounded in one breath, not to mention them, I was also dumbfounded.

I don’t know if they understood what I said just now. Anyway, I didn’t understand a single word. Those were all the voices in my heart. I was thinking about how to introduce myself and want to tell Manyu the morning Explain clearly, and then the brain is confused and the words do not convey the meaning, so the nonsense is as before.

I don't know if I'm the first candidate to introduce myself like this, but it's definitely rare because I haven't fully introduced myself yet and the other candidates are laughing.

Such a serious occasion can make them burst into laughter instantly, but how bizarre this matter is.

I seem to see a wonderful flower blooming proudly from the laughter and eyes of other interviewees.

Are you here to be funny?

Su Manyu didn't laugh on the spot, she kept frowning tightly, the collagen on her face was trembling slightly, and she didn't stop other people from laughing wildly, people's emotions can only be channeled, not forced, my behavior just now was really ridiculous , or alternative.

Su Manyu raised her hand suddenly, first pressed her hands down and then pointed at the door with her finger, signaling for us to sit for a while and she to go out for a while.

Su Manyu got up and left the meeting, and hurriedly left the conference room with the little beauty just now. When she closed the door of the conference room, I heard bursts of belly laughs coming in from outside.

I go.

This time I was so ashamed, even a woman as cold as Su Manyu didn't hold back, it was really funny when I thought about it myself.

Purely a joke.

(End of this chapter)