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Chapter 22 Awesome, Awesome!
Holding the blessing stick given by the Taoist priest, Chen Xiaofan was at a loss, what he received last time was spiritual liquid that could temper the body, but this time it was such a useless decoration.

Remembering that I haven't asked about the Elf Clan yet, I quickly sent a message.

The doppelgänger replied that the chief had already started a fight with the female client, and from his description it should be sex, very intense.

Chen Xiaofan didn't want to disturb the Taoist priest, hoped that everything was well for him, and prayed for him in his heart.

The stick of blessings contains the secret of the suzerain of Changbai Mountain. It sounds very powerful, but 365 blessings are so easy to find, and they must be sincere.
Chen Xiaofan didn't know many people in the academy city, but he thought of Sun Dahai, Master Zhang Xifeng'er, and Xiu'er who was "sold" by him.

He felt that these few friends might not be in the mood to send him blessings, and they should be grateful to God for giving him some good looks.

This matter is quite difficult.

With 50 yuan for things, it can't be wasted, thinking about how to get blessings, he returned to the library door.

Da Zhuang squatted at the door, he was really bored, he was playing with the ants on the ground with a branch.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Da Zhuang quickly reinforced the eighteen-door maze he had built, patted the dirt on his body, and looked at Chen Xiaofan happily.

The moving ants under him are about to cry, move a house properly, a dozen branches will fall from the sky, forget it if they fall, and make a maze around them
It's just a move, so why are there so many natural disasters?

Chen Xiaofan saw that the small branches of the eighteen-door maze that Da Zhuang set up for the ants were dazzled, and Chen Xiaofan mourned for the little ants from the bottom of his heart.

At the same time, he is also thinking, is Da Zhuang really stupid? Sometimes he is very smart, sometimes he is very dull. Maybe this is the thin line between a genius and a fool?
"Dashi, you're finally back, I thought you couldn't get up in the toilet!"

Chen Xiaofan rolled his eyes at him, he touched the blessing stick on his waist, Da Zhuang is a good match, they are both friends, so asking for a blessing is not a big deal.

Just to try to see if there is any magic in this stick of blessing.

Grinning at Da Zhuang, Chen Xiaofan said, "Da Zhuang, please do me a favor."

Hearing Chen Xiaofan's words, Da Zhuang's body trembled, and he quickly bent down.

Chen Xiaofan watched him shrunk towards the ground, a little surprised, I ask you to help, if you don't want to help, it's not like this.

He lowered his head, covered his right shoe with both hands, and said in a trembling voice.

"Dashi, but...you can't ask me to borrow money, I have no money!"

While talking, he kept touching his shoes.

Chen Xiaofan looked at Da Zhuang, he was sure: Da Zhuang can't be smart, he is indeed a fool.

"It's not about borrowing money, Da Zhuang, you don't need it"

Hearing that it wasn't about borrowing money, Da Zhuang jumped up with a thud.

"It's not easy to talk about borrowing money. What about Dashi, you say I will do it."

Chen Xiaofan nodded, he liked honest people like Da Zhuang, took out the stick of blessing from his waist, and said to Da Zhuang.

"Come on, give me a blessing!"

Da Zhuang:? ? ?
Dashi, is there something wrong with you, what blessing can I give you?Besides, where did you get that thing on your waist?

Looking at the way Da Zhuang looked at him, Chen Xiaofan felt that his IQ had been insulted.

Originally, it was a very strange and seemingly stupid thing to come to someone to ask for blessings with a stick.

"Dashi. Did you pick up this stick from the toilet?"

Chen Xiaofan's face turned dark, Da Zhuang, your focus is a bit strange.

"No, it's from my ancestors."

Da Zhuang looked at Chen Xiaofan with disbelief in his eyes.

"Da Zhuang, hurry up and send me a blessing!"

"Dashi, are you really going to do this?"

Chen Xiaofan nodded.

"Must, stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"

"Chen Xiaofan, I bless you!"

Da Zhuang yelled casually, looking careless, and the stick of blessing didn't respond at all.

Chen Xiaofan was not satisfied.

"Da Zhuang, can you be more sincere!"

Da Zhuang looked distressed, and he asked if there was something wrong with Da Shi's brain.

But seeing Chen Xiaofan's urgent look, Da Zhuang gritted his teeth and showed the highest etiquette in the family towards elders.

With a plop, he knelt down directly!

Chen Xiaofan was taken aback, all I want is blessings, not you begging me
"Da Zhuang. You don't have to."

Before he finished speaking, Da Zhuang started the next move. He put his palms together and raised his eyebrows, and bowed three times to Chen Xiaofan.

There was a crying expression on his face.

Seeing Da Zhuang's appearance, Chen Xiaofan subconsciously felt something was wrong.

"Master, you are so miserable!"

"I wish you a good life on the other side, I wish you vote for a good family, and be a good person in your next life!"

"I wish you death."

Chen Xiaofan's complexion changed, he was so angry that he raised his hand and jumped up to give Da Zhuang a slap on the head.

"Da Zhuang, what are you doing? I'm not ascended to heaven. Why are you sacrificing me?"

Da Zhuang stopped talking and explained to Chen Xiaofan.

"Da Shi, didn't you say that you want to give sincere blessings? My family is like this. Every year on Qingming, I will offer my sincere blessings to the deceased old man."

Chen Xiaofan was so angry that his liver hurt, and he was about to correct Da Zhuang's thinking.The stick of blessing in his hand vibrated slightly, Chen Xiaofan looked down, and saw a faint light emitting from between the two wings.

"1 power of blessing has been collected."

The message from the stick made Chen Xiaofan very excited, Da Zhuang, your method is really useful!

At the same time, Da Zhuang's expression changed, he trembled as if struck by lightning, and rolled his eyes.

Chen Xiaofan turned pale with shock, and hurried to his side.

"Da Zhuang, are you okay!?"

Looking at the blessing stick in his hand, it should be its side effect.

Da Zhuang did not fall down after a convulsion, his eyes were a little blurred, and he muttered to Chen Xiaofan.

"Big wet. What kind of spell are you, I have a little."

Chen Xiaofan held Da Zhuang's hand, feeling a little guilty.

"Don't talk big, if you feel uncomfortable, let's go to the school's infirmary. It was my mistake. I didn't expect this thing to have such a side effect."

Da Zhuang shook his head and said to Chen Xiaofan.

"It's wet, I don't need to go to the infirmary. I feel a little comfortable because of the electricity."

Chen Xiaofan:? ? ?

He touched Da Zhuang's forehead to confirm that his brain was not damaged by electricity.

Da Zhuang added in a numb voice.

"Dashi, your spells are a bit powerful, and I feel that my body has become stronger."

Chen Xiaofan was a little surprised, his body became stronger?
It should be known that the practice of supernatural beings must be persistent, and the improvement of the hardness of the body needs to be gradual.

But just by being charged like this, the strength of the body becomes stronger?

Looking at the stick of blessing in his hand, Chen Xiaofan suddenly felt great, great!

Da Zhuang recovered quickly, and it didn't take long for the numbness to disappear. He jumped up, full of energy, and said to Chen Xiaofan with firm eyes.

"Da Shi, please shock me again!"

Chen Xiaofan raised his brows, he didn't think that Da Zhuang was a person who likes to be abused, he could improve the strength of his body, he also looked forward to it
Da Zhuang was very cooperative, kowtowed with palms together, and gave Chen Xiaofan another wave of blessings three times.

The stick of blessing shone slightly, and Da Zhuang rolled his eyes from the shock, but he kept chanting.

"Cool, cool, cool, that's what it feels like, let's get wet again."

Although it has an electric shock effect, the number of blessings in the blessing stick has not increased.

Chen Xiaofan's focus was not on the number of blessings, but on observing Da Zhuang's physical condition.

Under the action of the stick of blessing, there are faintly visible electric currents outside Da Zhuang's body. They travel on his skin, sneaking in and out of his skin continuously. As they swim, Da Zhuang's body trembles. But what followed was a reduction in the current, which was gradually absorbed by his skin.

I see!This current is the key to enhancement.

After Da Zhuang felt refreshed for a while, Chen Xiaofan was also eager to try it. If Da Zhuang is allowed to hold the stick and he initiates blessings, will it have the same tempering effect?

Some students in the college passed by and saw two people in front of the closed library, so they couldn't help but take a second look curiously.

From a distance, I saw the two kneeling on the ground, kowtowing to each other, as if they were praying to each other when they got married.

Curiosity drove the students closer, wanting to see what they were doing.

As soon as they approached, they heard the disharmonious abuse of the two.

"I wish you a worthy death!"

"I wish you an explosion in place!"

"I wish you a son."

"No, Da Zhuang's scolding can't affect his family."

"Oh, I know Dashi, I'll start again."

"I wish you green smoke from your grave."

"You are not bad, this blessing is true!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

In front of the library door, there was the sound of cursing for a while, the sound of grabbing the ground with the head for a while, the screams of ah ah ah, and the joyful laughter for a while.

The passing students shrank back in fright, for fear of being involved. They couldn't help thinking, when did school life become so scary?

The two bowed to each other without noticing the students passing by.

Unfortunately, no matter how much Chen Xiaofan blessed Da Zhuang, he couldn't enjoy the body quenching effect of the electric current. Instead, Da Zhuang kept twitching until he could barely speak.

However, no matter how many times Da Zhuang blessed, there was no notification from the blessing stick, which meant that the number of blessings had not increased.

Chen Xiaofan was unwilling, and Da Zhuang was also getting excited, the two persevered, and Da Zhuang kept screaming from the electric shock.

On a sunny afternoon, there were two people kneeling in front of the closed library door, one laughed and the other screamed.

This strange phenomenon was reported by the students, and various versions emerged one after another. The most absurd one was that the two were possessed by the god of learning, unable to enter the library to absorb knowledge and went crazy.
Later, because this incident got to the ears of the school, the librarian who closed the door to watch the excitement was severely punished.

He was also afraid, what kind of crazy person could go crazy because he couldn't get into the library.
Really scary.

After nearly half an hour of operation, the two finally stopped, and Da Zhuang said that the effect of the current had weakened.

Chen Xiaofan looked at Da Zhuang's body and found that the electric current was still flowing on his skin, but because Da Zhuang's body became stronger, the stimulation of these electric currents on him was lessened.

The body quenching effect of the blessing stick is not unlimited.

I don't know if it was because Da Zhuang's words of worship were too harsh, or the stick of blessing couldn't stand these two mentally retarded.

It sends messages proactively.

"Don't use the power of gratitude repeatedly, 365 blessings need different people, no matter how many times the same person blesses, it can only be counted as one."

Chen Xiaofan was a little disappointed to hear that, he couldn't do it repeatedly, he really had to find around [-] people.

After the blessing of the blessing stick, Da Zhuang's body became much stronger in just half an hour, and he looked at Chen Xiaofan with more respect in his eyes.

Great wetness is great wetness, and these miraculous techniques really make Da Zhuang worship him.

The sun was setting, and the days passed quickly. Da Zhuang and Chen Xiaofan had been busy all day, but there was no progress in the news of the elves.

The two waited in the library for a long time, but they didn't see the management staff coming back. They were very disappointed.

Today is a day in vain.

As the sun went down, the two had to go home separately. Da Zhuang expressed his gratitude to Chen Xiaofan repeatedly, and invited the two of them to get down to business tomorrow and look for news about the elves.

Chen Xiaofan was also speechless, fortunately Da Zhuang still remembered to find news about the elves.

In Da Zhuang's reluctance, the two finally parted ways and each embarked on the road home.

On the way back, Chen Xiaofan thought about whether he should go to Master Feng'er for news about the elves. He has a noble status and may have dabbled in these heretical knowledge.

Feeling the stick of blessing on his waist, Chen Xiaofan was also thinking, by the way, he would ask a few friends at home if he could give some blessings to himself?
The power of tempering the body can descend on them, and they can also obtain the power of blessing, killing two birds with one stone.

The setting sun stretched Chen Xiaofan's shadow very long, his mind was wandering, how to fool the few people in the courtyard.

Of course, the forgetful grandma is not in Chen Xiaofan's consideration. Firstly, grandma is old, so it is humane to calculate her like this. Second, if the operation is wrong, grandma's sweeping blow is very likely to blow Chen Xiaofan's head. crooked.

High risk, low return, Chen Xiaofan thinks it is better not to try
(End of this chapter)