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Chapter 27 You. Are you a hermaphrodite?
Uncle Liu told Chen Xiaofan that Da Zhuang didn't know his identity, nor did he know about the old lady of the Liu family saving him.

So, don't bring up the Liu family's affairs with Da Zhuang. If you care about it, it will cause confusion, not to mention that Da Zhuang's head is not smart.

Chen Xiaofan knew that there was a problem with Da Zhuang's identity, so he didn't bother with it much, but Uncle Liu knew so much, he couldn't help being curious about Uncle Liu's identity.

Uncle Liu said that he and Da Zhuang met by accident, but Chen Xiaofan never believed it.

Looking at Uncle Liu lying on the rattan chair, Chen Xiaofan suddenly felt that he was somewhat similar to Da Zhuang.

Uncle Liu looked at Chen Xiaofan squinting at himself, his eyes revealed strangeness and suspicion, he felt uncomfortable all over, he turned around and asked.

"What's the matter?"

Chen Xiaofan pondered for a while and asked.

"Uncle Liu, you are somewhat similar to Da Zhuang. You must be Da Zhuang's father, right?"

Uncle Liu, who was lying on the rattan chair, tried his best to open his small eyes and looked at Chen Xiaofan. There was brilliance in the small eyes, and veins appeared in the hand holding the cigarette rod.

Chen Xiaofan frowned, seeing how nervous Uncle Liu is?Do you seem to be confused?
Uncle Liu breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Chen Xiaofan as if relieved.

"Unexpectedly, you can still see the relationship between me and Da Zhuang."

"Ok?"

Chen Xiaofan found out that he is really smart!
Uncle Liu took a puff of his cigarette and said with a melancholy face.

"But you guessed wrong, I'm not Da Zhuang's father, I'm his mother!"

Chen Xiaofan's face changed, and he exclaimed!
"Are you a hermaphrodite?"

Uncle Liu almost choked his throat with a puff of cigarette, which made him very angry.

"Don't you look at it? How could Da Zhuang and I be related! How can he look like me!"

Chen Xiaofan was immersed in Uncle Liu's words, looked him up and down, thinking that it's no wonder Uncle Liu likes to wear pink clothes, could love be the reason?

Seeing that Chen Xiaofan didn't return to himself at all, and was immersed in his own world, Uncle Liu became anxious.

You may be out of your mind, boy!I'm just kidding, why do you take it seriously?

Seeing Uncle Liu's complexion, Chen Xiaofan said to him.

"I understand, I understand! Aunt Liu, I won't tell you all about you!"

Uncle Liu's face turned pale, what a goddamn Aunt Liu!You change it back for me!
After nearly 10 minutes of verbal fighting, Chen Xiaofan still did not change his words, and Uncle Liu was dumbfounded.

Da Zhuang waited for a long time, but couldn't bear it any longer, and walked back by himself.

Seeing Da Zhuang coming back, Chen Xiaofan and Uncle Liu stopped their verbal dispute.

Chen Xiaofan nodded to Uncle Liu, the meaning was obvious: I understand you, I won't talk nonsense.

Uncle Liu lay down on the wicker chair frustrated, feeling hopeless.

Da Zhuang and Chen Xiaofan sat obediently on the small bench, waiting for Uncle Liu to arrange the business.

Uncle Liu closed his eyes, not wanting to look at the two scumbags in front of him, and said in a breathless voice.

"In the underground exchange of alien races, there is a shop that sells news about alien races. Go there and inquire about news about elves."

Listening to Uncle Liu's words, Chen Xiaofan asked with a look of embarrassment.

"Uncle Liu, isn't the news cheap?"

Uncle Liu replied: "Of course it's not cheap. They have an intelligence network within the foreign race. As long as the money is in place, any gossip can be obtained."

When it comes to money, it's hard!
Chen Xiaofan was penniless and even owed Da Zhuang 50 yuan.

Da Zhuang looked at Chen Xiaofan and he was also distressed, thinking that he still had 100 yuan in his boots, did he want to use his precious wealth?
Hearing Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang's silence, Uncle Liu smiled, how could the two children afford the news there, he was naturally prepared.

He fumbled in the pocket of the pink pajamas, and he threw something out.

Chen Xiaofan saw the black shadow from the corner of his eye, and quickly caught it with his sharp eyes and hands!

Da Zhuang came over, and the two of them took a closer look, and the thing Uncle Liu threw was a black sign.

Chen Xiaofan held the black card and observed it carefully. There was a golden word printed on the black card of unknown material——Ling.

Chen Xiaofan looked at Uncle Liu lying on the rattan chair with a smile on his mouth, he guessed that this thing should be of great use.

"Uncle Liu, this thing."

Da Zhuang leaned aside and scratched his head, before Chen Xiaofan could say anything, he took the bait first.

"Uncle! Why did you throw a scraping board over here?"

Da Zhuang looked left and right, but he couldn't see a trick, he couldn't help muttering.

"Could it be that this scraping board is very valuable and can be exchanged for news?"

The smile on the corner of Uncle Liu's mouth froze, and Chen Xiaofan's words were stuck in his throat.

Lying Uncle Liu silently extended his hand to the stove next to him, on which was the deformed soup spoon that had been beaten during the day.

Seeing Uncle Liu's movements, Da Zhuang immediately kept silent, and hid behind Chen Xiaofan in a flash, crouching with his head in his arms.

Chen Xiaofan was speechless, this is clearly a token.
Da Zhuang, you are not only stupid, but also blind.

Uncle Liu holds a cigarette rod in his left hand and a spoon in his right hand. As long as Da Zhuang dares to say a word, he will definitely crack his head again!
Chen Xiaofan asked in a low voice.

"No, uncle, how do you use this token?"

Uncle Liu was lying on the chair, and suddenly felt that life was very tiring. If meeting Da Zhuang was an arrangement of fate, then meeting Chen Xiaofan would be a disaster from heaven!

I don't want to spend more time with these two people.

For every half minute he spends with them, he feels like 30 seconds of his life slip by!
Blood loss!
He threw something casually, Chen Xiaofan had sharp eyes and quick hands again, and grabbed it.

Looking at the palm-length horns, Chen Xiaofan was puzzled, why did Uncle Liu give him this thing?

A faint voice came.

"Tokens can be exchanged for news. The horns given to you are disguised to hide your identity. Put them on your head to dress up as a beastman, sneak into the exchange, and find news about the elves."

"Uncle Liu, where is the exchange?"

Uncle Liu came back.

"The Alien Exchange is in the XC area, you go directly to the center of the XC area, and you will know when you arrive!"

Chen Xiaofan responded, holding the horn in his hand, thinking, it's too weird to pretend to be a beastman.

"Aren't the orcs all female? Could it be that they also have hermaphrodites?"

Hearing Chen Xiaofan's muttering, Uncle Liu trembled with anger.

"Hurry up! Don't hang around with me!"

If you don't chase the guests away, Uncle Liu is afraid to prescribe some quick-acting heart-relief pills.

Hearing that Uncle Liu was angry, Chen Xiaofan pulled Da Zhuang and turned around to leave.

Uncle Liu took a few deep puffs of cigarette, and Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang whispered in the distance.

"Dashi, what did my uncle tell you?"

"Can't say, can't say!"

"Dashi, you owe me money, and I won't let you pay it back if you tell me!"

"Honestly!?"

"real!"

"Da Zhuang. Uncle Liu may be your mother!"

"Huh? Dashi, you can't be kidding! He's a man!"

"No kidding! He's a hermaphrodite!"

"Ah! No wonder he has good tempers and bad tempers!"

Uncle Liu couldn't listen anymore, got up and walked into the inner room.

He secretly swore in his heart that the next time we meet, he should chop off these two grandchildren!
Chen Xiaofan put the horns on his head, and he suddenly felt that his head was very heavy. Friends of the orc tribe have to wear horns every day, and I don't know if they are working hard or not...

The city of colleges is all-encompassing, and foreign races can naturally enter the city to live, but there are still some differences in the consciousness of foreign races and humans. In order to avoid conflicts, the XC area in the city is divided into groups for foreign races.

When the two came to the XC area, the people on the road gradually changed from humans to aliens, and passers-by looked at them from strange to ordinary to kind.

Along the way, Chen Xiaofan quietly observed the aliens in the XC area. There is a big difference between living here and humans. The aliens do not seem to need sleep at all. There are many aliens on the road.

Dwarfs who like to smoke and drink in groups, big guys with stupid heads, orcs with a lot of beautiful women, skeletons who love dancing, beautiful fairies, and centaurs who groom themselves.

There are so many races that Chen Xiaofan can't even look at them, they are so dazzling, he feels as if he has come to a zoo, it's so lively.

Compared with the gathering of human beings regardless of you and me, alien races gather more in ethnic groups. Occasionally, we can see disputes between different races, but most of them are just shoving and talking. pull away.

Then the clansmen on both sides who persuaded the fight pushed and fought again, and the other clansmen tried to persuade the fight again, and so on.

The streets of foreign races were extremely lively, Chen Xiaofan was delighted to see Lie Xin, he couldn't help but stop to watch, suddenly he found two dwarves arguing, he couldn't help being curious, he listened closer, they were still a couple.

They spoke with regional accents.

"You Ge Laozi want me to have dolls, and you said that your family only wants male dolls? I have already given birth to eight children, and they are all female dolls. What should I do? I won't have any more!"

The other dwarf looked ugly, he muttered.

"My mother said that in our township, male dolls are to be born, and female dolls are all spilled water! No way!"

"Daughter-in-law, you are lucky, let's do it again, let's get a boy doll out!"

The female dwarf was obviously angry, with a reluctance on her face.

Chen Xiaofan's face was weird when he heard that, thinking of the young dwarf couple who paid a lot of money for a child at Uncle Liu's place, he had a question, do all dwarves like to have children? ?
Patriarchal thoughts are not good, Chen Xiaofan yawned, and a word floated out.

"Boys and girls are not all babies, patriarchal thinking is outrageous!"

The two dwarves who were quarreling heard Chen Xiaofan's words, turned their heads and saw that they belonged to a foreign race!

The faces of the two dwarves changed and they said angrily, "It's none of your business for us to have children?!"

Chen Xiaofan was taken aback, as it is often said that it is difficult for an upright official to decide on housework, let alone a dwarf, so he is not meddling in his own business.

Just when the two dwarves were about to get angry, Da Zhuang came over with a grumpy face.

"Dashi, what's wrong?"

The expressions on the faces of the two dwarfs froze when they looked at the hairy giant!
"Giant... Mao clan..."

Chen Xiaofan almost didn't laugh when he heard what they said...
When eating noodles during the day, the two dwarves said that Da Zhuang was a giant, and he recognized it, but now that Da Zhuang has long hair all over his body, can't you be a little creative?
Giant Hair Tribe.....
The dwarves really have you!

Seeing Da Zhuang approaching, the two dwarfs no longer entangled with Chen Xiaofan, they turned around and ran arm in arm, slipping away very fast.

Chen Xiaofan smiled, friends of the dwarves are really fun.

After walking through the bustling streets of alien races, they finally came to the center of the XC area.

Uncle Liu said that he knew the location of the exchange when he came. On the way, Chen Xiaofan kept thinking, how could he find so many houses.

Coming to the center of the West District, Chen Xiaofan found the exchange, and it was really easy to find.

At the end of the grand square in the center of town hangs a flashing neon sign.

"Blind date and love exchange between relatives of different families"

The ten characters on the light board are flashing in ten colors, and the colors will change at the same time every two seconds, never repeating, so dazzling that it is difficult to see it.

In Chen Xiaofan's mind, the exchange should be underground, making it very mysterious.

But... this exchange, no matter how you look at it, feels like a wholesale market for small commodities!

But for the news of the elves, Chen Xiaofan shook his head, greeted Da Zhuang, walked towards the exchange under the dazzling lights...

(End of this chapter)