Reborn Japan for entertainment

Chapter 64
After finishing talking about why Kiyoshi Sakamoto was kicked out by his teacher Masaharu Fukuyama, the program stopped midway.Because when it's commercial time, the host and guests should also be allowed to take a break and drink some water.

Because this is a live broadcast, it is still necessary to consider the status of the guests and the host.

After 5 minutes, the advertisement passed and the live broadcast continued.

"The commercial is back, and the excitement continues. Audience friends, welcome to continue to watch HEY! HEY! HEY!" This passage came from Matsumoto and Hamada. . .And Sakamoto Kiyonoguchi.

"Ehhhhhh? Sakamoto-kun, how can you understand what we said?" Matsumoto was very surprised.

"Because I'm a loyal fan of HEY! HEY! HEY!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto flattered.

"Oh, I see, umm." Matsumoto immediately made a stinky face of "I know you admire brother".

Snapped!
A certain uncle who pretended to be aggressive was beaten by his partner again.

Sakamoto Kiyoshi has been wondering if Matsumoto Honshi's cropped head was cut just to make Hamada play more smoothly. If this is the case, then Sakamoto Kiyoshi really admires Matsumoto Honshi.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto has been in RB for more than ten years. Every time he sees those comedians on TV, so wretched, so unrestricted, playing ugly and stupid on the show, Kiyoshi Sakamoto thinks that these comedians are really real That kind of wretched person, so I hate them very much.

However, since his official debut in 2004, Kiyoshi Sakamoto, who entered the entertainment industry, realized that those funny comedians who were very obscene on the show were just his setting, a tool used to support their families; Some comedians with unlimited poses and dirty words are actually very polite and civilized people in private.

Some comedians are often treated miserably on the show. Their spirits have been seriously injured, and some have suffered from depression. This makes Kiyoshi Sakamoto, a Chinese citizen who grew up under the red flag, feel Unbelievable, but also sad for them.

These comedians, who are basically at the bottom of the entertainment industry, are simply using their lives to be funny and entertain the public. The more Kiyoshi Sakamoto understands the entertainment industry, the more he feels that these comedians are really not easy.

Of course, with the two guys in front of Kiyoshi Sakamoto, this kind of situation will definitely not happen. After all, DOWNTOWN is basically the top comedian.

"The next step is the simple question session of Kiyoshi Sakamoto of Sony." Hamada looked at the script and introduced.

"I think the audience in front of the TV and the audience at the scene have a lot of questions, and they want to ask our Mr. Sakamoto. So, as a representative, I would like to ask you some questions about Kiyoshi Sakamoto that everyone cares about. , can you? Sakamoto-kun." Hamada said.

"Okay, Tasho (please)." Sakamoto Kiyoshi of course followed the script and left.

"One of Kiyoshi Sakamoto's questions: Excuse me, Sakamoto-kun, is your first kiss still there?" When it came up with such a sensitive and stimulating question, Kiyoshi Sakamoto was caught off guard, and Kiyoshi Sakamoto didn't know what question he would ask beforehand.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto thought about it, remembered the kiss with Gakki when he made his debut MV, and smiled at the corner of his mouth, feeling that as long as he didn’t say Gakki’s name, it’s not a big deal, so he said directly, “My first kiss is gone. "

"Eh??? Sakamoto-kun, are you only 15 years old? You are in a puppy relationship!" I didn't expect such a slightly ambiguous question to make such a big news broadcast by Kiyoshi Sakamoto.

"No, I'm not in love yet." Kiyoshi Sakamoto waved his hand quickly to clarify.

"Eh? No love? Then why is there no first kiss?" Matsumoto asked curiously.

"Well, that, I'm not very good to say." Kiyoshi Sakamoto didn't intend to involve Gakki, so he hesitated a bit.

"Well, the second question of our Kiyoshi Sakamoto is: Who was the first kiss given to?" Hamada continued to ask very wittily.

Hahaha!
The audience was also amused by Hamada's witty response.

Sakamoto Kiyoshi had a helpless expression on his face. He knew that these two people were gossiping, so he just said that the first kiss was still there, and he would not be in a cocoon.

There is no way, looking at Matsumoto and the audience who are eager for knowledge, and Hamada who asked this embarrassing question tactfully, Kiyoshi Sakamoto thought about it in his mind, and still struggled, "Well, can I not say it?" ?”

After finishing speaking, he clasped his hands together with a pleading face, and said please with that handsome face.

However, the audience accepted this trick, but the two of DOWNTOWN did not seem to give up at all. Matsumoto even urged, "Hurry up and talk!"

No way, Kiyoshi Sakamoto had no choice but to say, "...Here, my friend."

Oh oh oh! ! !
friend? ! !

Matsumoto, who caught the key word, immediately pursued the victory and said, "Who? Do we know each other?"

Snapped!
Hamada made a move, slapped Matsumoto's doubts to an end, and also ended this embarrassing problem with a slap, leaving the rest to the audience and friends to use their imaginations freely.

Sakamoto Kiyoshi also escaped. He was thinking just now that if he really couldn't stand it anymore, he could only say Gakki's name.

After all, audiences have all seen the MV of Kiyoshi Sakamoto's "Close Eyes Lightly", and they must know that there is a kiss scene in it, but they don't know that Kiyoshi Sakamoto's kiss with Gakki was Kiyoshi Sakamoto's first kiss.

It was also Yui Aragaki's first kiss. . .

"Next, I heard that this was proposed by Sakamoto-kun, and he wanted to play a game with us." Hamada continued walking the script.

"This is Sakamoto-kun's original words: The opportunity is rare, and I want to compete with the two, guessing fists and knocking heads. What's going on?" Hamada said while looking at the TV at the scene.

"It's like this. On HEY! HEY! HEY!, there have been many musicians and two classic duels, haven't they?" Sakamoto Kiyoshi said.

"Yeah, that's true." The two also nodded in praise.

"So today, as a rookie junior, I also want to have a classic duel with DOWNTOWN-san!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto raised his tone all of a sudden.

"Oh, come on then." Matsumoto said stinkingly.

After a wave of VTR, I gave a little time for the scholar-bureaucrats to bring up the game props.

After setting up the game field, the screen returns to the scene again.

"We are really strong!" Hamada said.

"It's true, we are really strong at this game." Matsumoto also echoed.

"Well, I know, I am a loyal fan of HEY! HEY! HEY! I have seen the classic duels created by the two of you." Kiyoshi Sakamoto thought in his heart, you two middle-aged uncles , How could it be compared with a young man like me.

The source of Sakamoto Kiyoshi's confidence is that he watched HEY! HEY! HEY!'s previous duel. After seeing the reaction speed of the two, Sakamoto Kiyoshi knew that he would win.

Anyway, Sakamoto Kiyoshi has learned various martial arts for several years, his strength is limited by his age, he is not very abnormal, but his body's reaction speed is very fast, and he can explode two uncles.

"Let me tell you, we are really strong, especially Hamada, he is super strong." Matsumoto was still bragging about his partner.

"Yeah, I know." Sakamoto Kiyoshi replied.

"It's true, Hamada plays this extremely powerful one." Matsumoto said tirelessly.

"...well." Sakamoto Kiyoshi replied calmly.

Seeing that Kiyoshi Sakamoto was not afraid at all, Matsumoto was still saying, "I'm already very strong, but Hamada is much stronger than me, he plays this..."

Snapped!
Hamada, who couldn't listen anymore, slapped Matsumoto on the head with a slap, and then he stopped and continued blowing.

"Although it is a confrontation, the problem is, Sakamoto-kun, you are only one person, and the two of us are so powerful, so this is not good." Hamada raised this question after suppressing Matsumoto.

"Well, I didn't think of this." Kiyoshi Sakamoto realized something was wrong!
Because before the start, it was clearly written in the screenplay that Kiyoshi Sakamoto was alone, and the two of DOWNTOWN would fight against each other, regardless of whether they won or lost. Now why did they talk about the number of people?

Kiyoshi Sakamoto's more sensitive brain began to work quickly.

At this time, Kiyoshi Sakamoto saw the corners of the mouths of the two people from DOWNTOWN slightly raised, and immediately confirmed that there must be ghosts!
"Then, next, let's invite the next guest." Hamada and Matsumoto said together.

The next guest?
related to me?

Sesame sauce?Sister Chai Qi?Moriyama?Could it be Takao Osawa? !

After thinking a lot, Kiyoshi Sakamoto went through almost all the artists he knew in his mind.

Suddenly, the audience cheered loudly.

Sakamoto Kiyoshi sat on the sofa, turned his head suddenly, looked at the stairs behind, and slowly walked down a person.

"Ehhh?!!!" Sakamoto Kiyoshi was surprised when he saw who it was.

One has curly hair, a slender figure, and a handsome face. Wearing a simple white shirt, he walked slowly to the sofa where Kiyoshi Sakamoto was, and said hello to Kiyoshi Sakamoto, "YO, I'm here!"

The only person who can call himself YO is Masaharu Fukuyama, the teacher who is like a shopkeeper.

That's right, another guest who came to the scene was none other than Kiyoshi Sakamoto's music teacher, national male god, Masaharu Fukuyama!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto was very helpless, "Hi, teacher." But he still stood up and bowed.

Seeing Hamada and Matsumoto smiling together, Kiyoshi Sakamoto knew that this must have been designed by them, just to see Kiyoshi Sakamoto's surprised expression and reaction, Kiyoshi Sakamoto's reaction just now was completely true, Because he hadn't received the news at all beforehand, Fukuyama would come over.

Fukuyama Masaharu was also very happy to high-five Hamada and Matsumoto, expressing surprise surprise, a perfect success!
Flowers, flowers! !
After Fukuyama greeted the two of them, he sat next to Sakamoto Kiyoshi.

As soon as he sat down, Kiyoshi Sakamoto couldn't wait to ask, "Sir (teacher), why did you come?"

During this time, Uncle Fukuyama is always at home or traveling abroad. He only appears on radio shows occasionally. He is not shooting any singles or TV dramas. Why did he suddenly appear on HEY3 today? ?

"Because, you are about to release a new single. As a teacher, I have to come out and help promote it."

　Ask for tickets, don't give me tickets because there are fewer updates, I still need tickets! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)