The system forces me to be a male god

Chapter 634 No!I am bent!I am bent!
"Hello everyone, this is "Love House", I am your sister Ran Ran, the owner of Love House..."

After several spliced ​​mobile phone screens were played, the program officially appeared. The beautifully dressed Qi Ran appeared on the stage, and his sweet smile immediately conquered the straight man in front of the screen.

"Mom, I seem to be in love~"

"Although I have favored many female celebrities on the Internet, I swear this one is my favorite."

"Her smile is exactly like the first love in my dream."

"No! I'm crooked! I'm crooked! I can't fall in love with women!"

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It is estimated that even Qi Ran himself did not know that he had caused such a big storm on the Internet, and the barrage was as dense as Su Shengchen.

In the current barrage army, men and women each occupy half of the country, calling their wives and husbands at the same time, and the singing and harmony are extremely harmonious.

"Now we are in the car heading to the pet hospital." The scene turned, and Su Shengchen's face appeared on the screen, and he smiled slightly at the camera.

Qi Ran in the picture is obviously sluggish, and she can't move her eyes. Even so, her mouth is still subconsciously introducing the situation at the scene:
"It is understood that when these cats were sent to the hospital, the situation was already very urgent..."

When shooting this scene, the cameraman was having a headache. It was unheard of for the reporter to be crazy about the interviewee.

If this is recorded in the program, it will be so ugly!

Even Qi Ran, who saw the picture later, thought so. When he lowered his head and planned to accept the leader's reprimand honestly, he didn't expect the leader's reaction to be like this:

"Okay!"

The serious leader in the past slapped his thigh suddenly, and the loose and plump flesh on it swayed twice, and his eyes were a little hot: "This scene is very well shot, I will cut it like this in the later stage, and the emphasis should be on Xiao Qi's eyes! "

"Leader, this is not good..."

Qi Ran hesitated.

"It's okay, it's just the hype. It's okay." The leader waved his hand.

"But I'm not a star."

"Who said that only celebrities can be popular?" The leader pointed to his own brain: "Everything needs to be thought out, it's just a matter of editing, don't you know how beneficial it is to our ratings?"

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Su Shengchen didn't know if it would be good for the ratings, but it wouldn't be good for him anyway.

"It's over, I have to explain to Ye Zi again." Su Shengchen helped his forehead helplessly.

This kind of thing is easy to know that the TV station deliberately "provides benefits", but who cares about Xiao Yezi's troubles?
Just like on the street, a boy jumped out and sang love songs to your girlfriend, even if it was filming some show, wouldn’t you be angry at all when you were around?
"Dingling..." The phone rang, Su Shengchen connected, and when he connected, he heard words like "leave my husband" and "stinky woman" on the other side.

After finally waiting for the voice to stop, Su Shengchen said, "Xiaotong?"

"Brother, have you watched TV?" In the dormitory, Su Shengtong was sitting among a group of roommates. There was a large tablet computer on the table in front of them. On the computer, Qi Ran was having sex.

She said in a low voice: "My sister and I were there that day, can we help you explain to my sister-in-law?"

Su Shengchen's heart was filled with warmth, it's nice to have a younger sister, and her ironing heart was warm.

After saying that he would come over for dinner later, Su Shengchen hung up the phone, and the phone rang again.

"Brother! You've got something to do! You've got something to do!" Su Shengchen felt that his point of view just now was purely an illusion, and his sister is not a good creature at all!

Su Shengxia gloated a little and said, "Have you watched TV yet? Don't you think it's a special honor to have such a beautiful woman crazy about you?"

"I'm honored you are a big-headed ghost!" Su Shengchen said angrily, "You called just to laugh at me?"

"No way~ I just want to say, if you are willing to double my living expenses next month, it's not that I can't help you speak well."

The ugly face of capitalists has been vividly reflected from this moment.

Su Shengchen was about to be laughed at by his good sister, did this little girl come from heaven to treat her?
"Hey, I'll give you half an hour to think about it, otherwise, hey..." Su Shengxia smiled evilly: "Oh? I really want to hear the sound of chopping vegetables, leave me a pair of chopsticks! "

The phone hangs up.

Su Shengchen took out his mobile phone from between his shoulders and cheeks, and put it aside. That's right, he was still cutting vegetables when he called just now.

potato.

Originally, he only planned to cut one, but the two younger sisters were coming to eat, so he simply took two more, and cut them into small pieces after peeling.

Su Shengchen's knife skills are very good, and the potato cubes are neat and delicate.

When Su Shengchen turned to look for the bacon slices, the TV program was still playing.

After being reminded by the video camera brother, Qi Ran looked away in embarrassment, and added a special effect to her in the later stage—the drooling from the corner of her mouth.

Seeing this scene, the netizens stopped doing it groaningly, and people from both sides cursed together.

women's camp.

"What does this woman want? Who allowed her to be crazy about my husband?"

"I'm not reserved at all, and I'm still drooling, do you know that I'm filming a TV show now?"

"That's right, it's too embarrassing, I can't see it!"

men's camp.

"Are the women upstairs all out of their minds? Do you care what my wife wants to do?"

"Upstairs, get rid of your questioning tone, they just have a hole in their brains, and such a big post-production special effect is also making irresponsible remarks here, really haha."

"Honey, no matter what you do, as long as you are happy, I am happy."

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Modu TV became the biggest winner this time, and everything went according to their expectations, or in other words, their best predictions did not achieve the current results.

Qi Ran is on fire!

Inexplicable and without warning fire!

She directly rushed to the top of the hot search, and her bright and healing smile was pushed to the mobile phones of people all over the country. Many people said that they had found the feeling of first love.

Facts have proved that most straight men really have zero resistance to this kind of vigorous girl, and not only boys.

According to a study by scholars from the School of Social Development of Capital University, people tend to have positive emotions and are willing to give care and protection to adults with baby faces.

When mixing adult and baby faces in different proportions, the larger the proportion of the baby, the more attractive it is.

And Qi Ran is a standard baby face, and, she!return!very!like!laugh!

Do you know what such a sweet smile means in this stressful society?
Means irresistible, means invincible healing!

Another point is that Qi Ran is a top student, and her own professional ability is extremely strong. Compared with the kind of stars who have to break their fingers even to add and subtract within a hundred, such a girl is a treasure, okay?
Adding all these together, Qi Ran's popularity became a reasonable thing.

(End of this chapter)