Street stall exchange group

Chapter 213 A Straight Man of Steel

Standing on the street, Su Ming scratched his head in embarrassment, and muttered, "What does this mean? Women are really stingy."

"I see you, you are a big straight man. What is a woman's stinginess? You are only stingy. You don't understand a woman's heart at all." A pleasant and dissatisfied voice came from behind. Qian Keke just passed by and heard After Su Ming's underestimation, he became unhappy.

"Landlord, I don't want to listen to what you said. What do you mean I'm a straight man? Let me tell you, I'm not a straight man." Su Ming was also not happy.

At this moment, Qian Keke suddenly snickered: "You said you are not a straight man, right?"

"Yes, I'm not straight." Su Ming affirmed directly.

"Okay, let me test you?"

"Let the horse come here!" Su Ming said confidently, patting his chest.

"If that girl came here just now, what would you do?" A smile appeared on Qian Keke's charming face.

"Does it need to be said? It must be." Su Ming affirmed for a long time, but he couldn't say anything. Qian Keke really wanted to laugh, but he could only hold back forcibly and looked at it with a funny face. Su Ming.

"What must it be? Drink more hot water?"

"That's right, drink more hot water and rest more, isn't that the same thing?" Su Ming pretended to be serious.

puff! !

Qian Keke couldn't help laughing anymore: "Yes, you are right, just drink more hot water and rest more, haha!"

"What are you laughing at?" Su Ming frowned, his eyes full of displeasure.

"I'm not laughing, what color is my lipstick today?" Qian Keke asked again.

"What color can there be? Don't all lipsticks have the same color? What's the difference if they're all red?"

Qian Keke couldn't hold back his belly laugh anymore, and laughed so hard that he leaned forward and backward. This guy kept saying that he was not a straight man, but in fact he was a steel straight man.
"Forget it, I won't tell you. If you say you're not a straight man, then you're not a straight man." In the end, Qian Keke didn't want to tell Su Ming any more, so he simply left a sentence and went back to the house.

"Wait, landlord, I have something to ask you. Did you rent out the roof?" Su Ming forcibly changed the subject.

"Yeah, I rented out the roof, why? What's the problem?"

"It's a big problem!!" It doesn't matter if you don't say it, Su Ming gets a little angry when he mentions it. He couldn't sleep well last night, so he hastily told what happened last night.

"What? Those people take a bath on the roof at night and use water constantly?" Qian Keke's eyes widened when he heard that, as if he was very angry.

"Yeah, you should take care of it quickly, if you do this again."

"If this goes on like this, then my water bill will be at a loss. If not, I have to find someone to install a water meter." Su Ming was interrupted by Qian Keke before he finished speaking. Looking angry, he took out his mobile phone to install the water meter on the spot.

"Hey! Listen to me first, okay? What I'm talking about is not about whether the water is on the water meter. With the leaving figure, Su Ming's face was full of helplessness, but he also knew that it would be useless to react to Qian Keke.

Fine!

I hope last night was a coincidence.

Su Ming smiled helplessly.

The day passed quickly, and at night, Su Ming found that Chen Shiyu hadn't come back, so he couldn't help feeling a little anxious, so he quickly called Chen Shiyu, but Chen Shiyu's answer was that she had gone home, and something happened at home these few days can't come.

From Su Ming's point of view, Chen Shiyu seemed to be angry, as if he was still angry about passing the note between him and Zhang Yulan.

At this time, Su Ming had no choice but to find another time to explain in depth with Chen Shiyu, otherwise this matter would really be endless.

Because Chen Shiyu wasn't around, Su Ming wasn't in the mood to set up a street stall, so he just lay down at home, played with his phone, set up a street stall in Tianting, and traded with everyone.

Because of the poor economy recently, many people in the Heavenly Court are peddling in the group. Su Ming also checks the peddling information and products of the various gods over and over again, hoping to find some favorite treasures.

Yuelao, who had been silent for a long time, came out and peddled: "Marriage red string, freshly baked, with the red string in hand, I have marriage!! Hands are fast, hands are slow, everyone hurry up and take a look."

Su Ming immediately became interested, and hurriedly asked Yuelao what the purpose of the marriage red string was.

Yuelao, "(Laughing) Lord Sword Master, you are right to ask this question. My red rope for marriage is just out of the oven. It is absolutely authentic and a top-notch treasure. It can make lovers stay together for life. As long as the marriage If the red rope binds the two parties, then even the radar will not be able to separate them for the rest of their lives."

Lei Gong, "Let me try?"

Old Yue, "Get out! Don't tear me down all day long, you and Dianmu are having a good time recently, aren't you?"

Lei Gong, "(please) make a joke, make a joke."

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "This thing seems pretty good, but last time you gave me a fortune-filling lottery, maybe I don't need this thing anymore."

Yuelao said, "That's not to say, there are no absolutes in everything. If there is this marriage red rope to tie the two tightly together, there will be absolutely no accidents. Do you want to have one? You have a good guarantee."

Su Ming, "Is there any after-sales service? If something goes wrong, I can call you?"

Yue Lao said, "This is a must!"

With Yuelao's guarantee, Su Ming gritted his teeth and bought one, and Yuelao cheated him again.

Holding this half-meter-long red string in his hand, Su Ming was a little puzzled, saying, can this red string really guarantee the marriage of two people?
This red rope looks no different from ordinary red rope. Yuelao explained how to use it, wrapping it around his little finger, and wrapping it around the other's little finger, which is equivalent to marrying the two. If they are connected by fate, Su Ming has to give it a try no matter whether it is useful or not, he is going to decide on Chen Shiyu's daughter-in-law.

While chatting, it was late at night unknowingly, and it was past twelve o'clock, so after adjusting his mood, Su Ming was going to sleep.

cluck cluck
However, there was a harsh sound from the sewer. It felt like a small stone had fallen, and the sound became more and more sharp.

This sound shocked the whole floor.

Grass!
It's started again, isn't it?
Su Ming was just about to fall asleep, but now he was woken up, so naturally he would not be in a good mood.

But fortunately, the sound stopped after a while. After Su Ming let out a sigh, he closed his eyes again and prepared to go to sleep. Just when Su Ming was in a drowsy sleep, the sound sounded again. Pulled Su Ming out of his sleep.

The following time was quite torturous, the sound only rang for a short while, then stopped again, and the sound would come again after half an hour.
After several times, Su Ming finally lost his temper.

At this moment, Su Ming directly opened the door and went up to the roof in a fit of rage.

"Are you sick? If you want to make trouble, you can only say that I am today." Before reaching the top of the building, Su Ming had already started to lose his temper, but when he reached the top of the building, he found that there was no one there.

Su Ming was puzzled in his heart, after a careful inspection, he found that there was no one here, so Su Ming returned to his room cursing and continued to sleep.

But the following time was still the same, Su Ming also looked at it several times last time, but he didn't see anyone.

This night, Su Ming couldn't sleep well the whole night, but Su Ming was tortured so much that he couldn't die.

Until the next day, Su Ming already had a black panda eye on his face.

It just so happened that the school had classes today, even if Su Ming had panda eyes, he could only go to class.

But when he just opened the door and came to the stairs, Su Ming was stunned, because all kinds of graffiti were painted on the outside wall. What's more, it was not some pretty graffiti, but a The characters written in red paint are all ugly and ugly characters, which look very scary.

What was written was some threatening words and other messy content, which just made the white wall scary.

(End of this chapter)