I lived two hundred years

Chapter 7 Can You Do It?
"Well, Team Tian, ​​I have not been in good health since I was a child. I have to go to bed early and get up early for my work and rest time. I have developed a routine. I am afraid that I will not be able to survive at midnight. Leaving aside myself, it may affect the school and cause a safety hazard. , look, can you arrange me in the morning?"

Shen Lang is not interested in the evening shift from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m. There is no place to go after work at that time, so he can only go back and watch the live broadcast. He does not believe that girls will hang out in the school during the evening shift , Either stay in the dormitory, or go to play outside the school.

But he can only stay in the school honestly, it would be inconvenient for a beautiful woman to ask him out!
Therefore, he is only willing to go to the morning shift.

When Tian Dazhu heard this, he reprimanded him all over his face: "Are you the captain or am I the captain? Newcomers dare to pick and choose. If you don't want to be a big guy, you can take off your clothes and leave. There are so many people outside who want to come in without salary!"

Tian Dazhu's last sentence is true, the health school is in Fucheng, but the school has the most girls. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a girls' school, so there are many beautiful girls. Among them, the two big girls of the Ice and Fire Shuangkui are even more famous and stunning beauties I don't know how many animals have admired the name for a long time but have no chance to see it.

Moreover, this is only one of the benefits, and there is another big advantage. People outside can be excited just by listening to the rumors, that is, single dogs can achieve happiness without relying on their own hands...

Of course, Tian Dazhu treated Shen Lang so harshly because Director Fan did not disclose Shen Lang's background. If he knew that Shen Lang was not aiming at the many benefits of the medical school, or needed a job to support himself, he would not have said such a thing .

"Team team, don't be angry, I'm not just discussing with you..." Shen Lang said with a smile.

"There's nothing to discuss! Do you want to do it or not!" Tian Dazhu snorted coldly.

Shen Lang raised his eyebrows, stared at Tian Dazhu in silence, the latter thought the former was thinking, but he didn't rush him to make a decision.

Unexpectedly, Shen Lang suddenly asked an irrelevant question, "Captain Tian, ​​I see that your complexion is gloomy and your forehead is sweating. Do you often suffer from weakness in your waist and knees, and night sweats during sleep?"

Hearing this, Tian Dazhu's expression suddenly changed, and he said in surprise: "You! How do you know!"

Shen Lang put on a confident smile and said:
"To tell you the truth, my grandfather is an old Chinese doctor. In addition to detecting the pulse, Chinese medicine also needs to see, hear and ask. I know a little bit. You can't ignore these symptoms. It's kidney deficiency. In addition to the symptoms, there will also be a decline in immunity, which will bring some other symptoms, such as memory loss, poor sex, and gradual hair loss..."

Tian Dazhu listened, his complexion was very ugly, he couldn't help touching his bald head, it was true that his hair was falling out recently, and other symptoms were the same as what Shen Lang said.

He has been divorced for many years and has no one to take care of him. The life of an old bachelor is miserable. At first, he thought it was normal to have some minor illnesses and pains, so he didn't take it too seriously.

Now that Shen Lang mentioned it this way, he finally became nervous, couldn't sit still and stood up and hurriedly asked: "You mean, I'm already serious?"

Shen Lang said lightly: "Whether it is serious or not, Team Tian has his own judgment. In fact, I suspect that Director Fan may also have kidney deficiency, but she is 'kidney yin deficiency', and you are 'kidney yang deficiency'. The obvious symptoms of kidney yin deficiency are I have a bad temper, cold sex, and my body is getting fat, but I can't say it outright, Team Tian, ​​you are my direct leader, so I will remind you."

"Then Sanba also suffers from kidney deficiency? Could it be menopause?" Tian Dazhu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I don't care about her! Shen Lang, where is your grandfather, can you invite him..."

As he spoke, he turned his attitude 180 degrees and pulled Shen Lang to a chair to sit down.

He already trusts Shen Lang very much. As a man, kidney deficiency is a big taboo. Rather than going to the hospital for treatment, he wants to seek medical treatment from Shen Lang's grandfather. Shen Lang is so powerful after learning a little bit of superficiality, his grandfather's medical skills must be even better , It is by no means comparable to quack doctors.

However, Shen Lang said: "My grandfather passed away a few years ago."

"Ah! Passed away! Then what should I do!" Fatty Tian was extremely disappointed in an instant, and contained a bit of anxiety.

Shen Lang smiled again: "Tian team don't have to worry, my grandfather is gone, isn't there me?"

"You? Can you do it!" Tian Dazhu stared at Shen Lang suspiciously.

Seeing a doctor and treating a disease are two different concepts, and treating a disease will test the strength of the doctor. Shen Lang is just a security guard, only in his early twenties. It is already surprising to see that he is suffering from a hidden disease, but When it comes to curing diseases, Tian Dazhu is not at ease.

"Tian team don't worry, in your situation, my grandfather has treated others several times, and the medicine he used is my Shen family's ancestral prescription. I have already memorized it. As long as you follow my prescription and take it for a few days, it will be effective. After taking it for a few months, you will be cured, and you will be a real man again, a fierce one!"

Shen Lang grinned and gave Tian Dazhu a 'you understand' look.

Tian Dazhu's heart was moved immediately, but he still had some doubts: "You didn't lie to me? If you dare to lie to me, I have ten thousand ways to kill you!"

"Of course I believe Team Tian that you have this ability. The premise is that changing me to the morning shift is just a trivial matter for Team Tian." Shen Lang got to the point with a smile.

This time Fatty Tian didn't say a word, he picked up the paper and pen and stuffed it to Shen Lang, and said directly: "Okay! Write me the prescription quickly, if it doesn't work or if there is any adverse reaction, I will..."

"Ten thousand ways to kill me." Shen Lang interjected, and then quickly wrote down more than a dozen kinds of Chinese herbal medicines.

Except for the well-known names of medicines such as wolfberry and cordyceps, he didn't know most of them, or even heard of them.

However, he is neither a medical student nor has he read too many books. It is normal to have never heard of it. Tian Dazhu folded it carefully and put it in his pocket, and was anxious to go out to get the medicine right now so that Shen Lang could go to work.

Shen Lang was not too polite, and went out without staying for a moment.

It stinks so badly, it's like Hong Kong feet, if you smell it again, you will get dizzy, after Fatty Tian's kidney deficiency takes effect, he will prescribe another prescription for foot odor, otherwise he won't want to enter this door again.

It wasn't until he got out of the office building and breathed fresh air again that Shen Lang came back to life.

Maybe it was inspired by that hot little girl, and he was hurt by Fatty Tian's stinky feet. Most of his sleepiness was gone, and he walked quickly towards the porter at the school gate despite the scorching heat. .

At this time, except for the hundreds of freshmen on the playground, no one was hanging out anymore. The sun was too poisonous, and they would get tanned if they were not careful. Naturally, those senior brothers and sisters were unwilling to come out to look at the freshmen.

Shen Lang glanced at those freshmen who were sweating profusely, feeling a little sympathetic.

Soon, he returned to the concierge, and saw the sallow, emaciated security guard again.

"You...you really came to be a security guard!" The security guard widened his eyes, seeing that Shen Lang was wearing the same uniform as him.

(End of this chapter)