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Chapter 255 Who is the smelly man?

Chapter 255 Who is the smelly man?

"I said, that's it, are we back to the Stone Age?"

Ma Wu collected himself, walked around the temporary shelter, and shook his head in disgust.

"That's right, there are two girls here, where are they sleeping?"

Liu Xiaoxiao was thoughtful. Not only did he despise the shabby shelter, but there was only one room, so he also protested.

Yu Binghe, Zeng Cai, and Lin Jiahui were furious at the same time. If Zhang Rui hadn't glanced at them, they couldn't help but explode.

It would be superfluous to save people like you. It is better to let you fend for yourself if you are picky and picky. It can be regarded as getting rid of two evils for this world.

"Ma Wu, isn't there a tent among the things we brought, why don't you live in a tent, I live here with Zhang Rui and the others."

Gu Wen looked at the crowd openly and said.

"What? You want to live here with those stinky men? Hey, they are willing, don't forget that you are a girl!"

Ma Wu was furious on the spot.

It was as if Zhang Rui and others were cuckolding him.

"Ma Wu, I'm just telling you my decision, I don't need your consent, do you hear me clearly?"

Of course Gu Wen understood what Ma Wu was thinking.

This is not just a matter of men and women, but also a matter of man's face.

Imagine the man who allows the woman he is pursuing to share a room with another man at night?
But Gu Wen has never accepted Ma Wu's pursuit, and secondly, she can only use extraordinary methods in extraordinary times. Even if she shares a room with Zhang Rui and the others, there is nothing wrong with keeping the same clothes. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a train sleeper? Separate men and women?
"Wenwen, I'm doing this for your own good. I'm sharing a bed with a few big men. It's hard to say."

Ma Wu's face was turning green, as if the shelter built by Zhang Rui was a wolf's den, as long as Gu Wen entered, it would definitely be a meat bun beating a dog.

"Sleep in the tent with that girl, Ma Wu will sleep with us."

Zhang Rui expressed his opinion.

"Boss, this guy is insulting us, are we stinky men? No, I can't bear this kind of name for nothing."

Yu Binghe thought that Zeng Cai and Lin Jiahui exchanged glances, Zeng Cai and Lin Jiahui understood, rushed to each side, grabbed Ma Wu's arms and turned his back...

"Hey..."

Ma Wu screamed in pain, but he didn't know what Yu Binghe and the others wanted to do, so he had a very relaxed expression on his face.

Yu Binghe laughed strangely twice, took off one of his shoes, and put his foot under Ma Wu's nose.

Such a tasteful move made Zhang Rui burst into laughter.

Gu Wen simply turned her face away, not wanting to be seen laughing.

"Uh……"

Liu Xiaoxiao hurriedly covered her mouth and nose. Although it was impossible for her to be disgusted by Yu Binghe's actions from a distance, she still felt disgusted, and she knew very well that it was because Ma Wu offended Yu Binghe and others that he was rejected. It was a prank, and she and Ma Wu offended Yu Binghe and the others, so she didn't dare to speak out, for fear of being arranged.

"Ahem... Dad... No, no, grandpa, please forgive me..."

Of course Ma Wu knew that people's feet were smelly, especially men's feet were even more smelly.

But I didn't know that a man's feet would smell so bad. Seeing Yu Binghe take off his shoes and see green smoke coming out of his socks... His eyes were so hot, it was as if he had just been taken out of a skunk den!
Just ask, is this something people do?
""vomit……

Ma Wu finally couldn't stand it any longer, and vomited a mouthful of sour water.

"Pua... I said Old Yu, how often do you wash your feet? It's so fucking smelly!"

"It's not too stinky, it's super stinky. I took off my shoes at home, and even saved the use of pesticides. Flies, mosquitoes, Xiaoqiang, etc., will definitely be wiped out!"

Not to mention Ma Wu, even Zeng Cai and Lin Jiahui, who were responsible for controlling Ma Wu, couldn't take it anymore, turned their faces away, and complained at the same time.

"I'm sorry, when I was a soldier, my comrades often drove me out of the dormitory to sleep in the corridor because my comrades thought my feet were smelly. After so many years, I still haven't changed my habit of not washing my feet."

Yu Binghe smiled a little embarrassedly.

"Uh……"

Ma Wu started to roll his eyes, it seemed that he was really going to pass out.

Seeing that it was almost done, Yu Binghe put his feet back, put on his shoes, let Zeng Cai and Lin Jiahui let go of Ma Wu, and then patted Ma Wu who had squatted down and kept breathing.

"How about it, buddy, are we stinky men?"

"I was wrong……"

"I'm asking if you are?"

"Yes Yes……"

"Damn it, you still dare to say that we are stinky men."

"Please don't hit me...the masters are not stinking men!"

"They all stink like this, yet dare to stare and lie, damn it!"

"My lord, please don't hit me, then what should I say?"

Ma Wu was tortured by Yu Binghe to the point of crying, she couldn't listen to good words, and she couldn't tell the truth, she couldn't find faults in the eggs, right?
He knew it was finding fault, but he didn't have any temper at all.

"Yu Binghe, forget it, seeing that it's getting dark, let's deal with the wild boar quickly, this is the food for the remaining two days."

With a word from Zhang Rui, Yu Binghe stopped messing around, and everyone started to deal with the wild boar.

Except for Zhang Rui, basically none of them knew how to cook, let alone how to deal with such a big prey.

Zhang Rui used his enhanced dagger to disassemble the wild boar weighing more than 500 jin. Only the liver and heart were left in the internal organs, and the rest of the pig skin was discarded. Use an engineer shovel to dig a hole and bury it deep to prevent attracting some beasts with a keen sense of smell. The remaining pork, including the pig's head, was carefully divided into pieces by Zhang Rui...

After all the pork was processed, Zhang Rui then asked everyone to help, tear up all the wild herbs collected during the day and just collected, and spread them evenly on all the pork, especially the four pork legs. Sliced ​​truffles and several other wild mushrooms embedded in the...

After all the pork was processed, on the other side, Ma Wu and Liu Xiaoxiao barely lit a bonfire, making their faces dirty like pandas.

Although the two of them were extremely displeased, they had to bow their heads under the eaves, and they would definitely not be able to make fire by digging wood, but with the help of Zuo Bolin, they borrowed a little kindling from the bonfire that had just been raised, and barely managed to light the fire .

Next, everyone worked together to thread small pieces of pork with tree branches, hang large pieces of pork over the fire to smoke and roast them, and put fatter pork on the slate on the glacier, and then put the slate on the fire to roast. The fat pork is roasted through the heat transmitted by the slate, and the lard is sizzling, and some wild vegetables and mushrooms are spread on the lard.

The aroma of fat roasted wild pork, mixed with the unique aroma of black truffle and other wild fungi, permeates the entire tiankeng.

At the same time, everyone was enjoying the delicious food, turned into eating and broadcasting, and took selfies or videos with their mobile phones, including Gu Wen who set up her small camera to capture all the scenes of everyone grilling and eating wild boar.

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[Congratulations to the host, successfully ensured that all eight people went down to the bottom of the tiankeng, completed this side mission, completed the mission reward, the role value is 88, and an extra lucky draw chance]

(End of this chapter)

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