The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 117 You Are Blessed Too

The old village chief is here, as is Uncle Cai.

Yu Yishan greeted him with a smile: "Master, Uncle Cai... Good luck, have chicken tonight!"

"What good luck?"

The old village head looked at Yu Yishan suspiciously, then at the little rabbit who was burning fire by the woods, and suddenly realized: "Oh, is that the little girl of the Huang family?"

Yu Yishan rubbed his hands, and said awkwardly: "What little girl from the Huang family, last time I went on a blind date, she didn't even bother to see me... This is my classmate, surnamed Zhang, called... Big girl Zhang, little rabbit... ..."

Little Tutu also came over at this time, and Yu Yishan happened to introduce her name, and she was dissatisfied immediately: "What Zhang big girl, little Tutu... My name is Zhang Xiaowei, hello, grandpa!"

Yu Yishan was stunned, what?How is grandpa?This is my uncle, what do you call grandpa?Why are you automatically a generation shorter?

Are you waiting for the New Year to ask me for a red envelope?

He quickly corrected him: "This is my uncle, this is Uncle Cai..."

There was laughter in the chat room, the old village head and Uncle Cai, most of the netizens had seen it in the previous live broadcast, and some just missed that part, such as Little Tutu.

Those who like to be called the old man think of themselves as an adult psychologically, and those who like to be called the old man think of themselves as a child psychologically.

Netizens lamented that women still like to act tender.

However, after being severely corrected by Yu Yishan, Little Tutu changed her name to "Master" and "Uncle Cai". She probably realized that she was no longer a child.

The old village head nodded slightly: "Well, Xiaowei...it's a good name, Caiwei Caiwei, Wei Yizuo...it's getting old..."

After speaking, he looked at Yu Yishan again, and said solemnly: "We can't delay any longer."

Yu Yishan nodded with an embarrassed smile: "Well, it's time to show the real skills..."

The old village chief frowned: "What a mess..."

Little Tutu blushed a little: "Uncle is worthy of being a village official. There were not many people who could read and write before. Caiwei Caiwei, Wei Yirouzhi... But, the micro character in my name is the micro of a smile. .”

"Oh, smile, smile..."

The old village head nodded again and again, and praised: "Not bad, not bad, you can smile, and you will be blessed. Yishan, you are blessed..."

Yu Yishan was overjoyed, this old man can really talk.

If you can say it, just say more!
Little Tutu suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and hurriedly said: "Oh, the soup is still on the stove...I'm going to add firewood!"

What kind of firewood do you add to the soup...

Forget it, girls are thin-skinned and not suitable for bragging with big men, let her escape.

The two old and one young stood together, looked at the back of Little Tutu leaving, and nodded in unison.

"Blessed, this girl is blessed."

This time it was Uncle Cai who spoke, he nodded to Yi Shan and said: "Yi Shan, you married a good wife."

Yu Yishan said with an embarrassed smile: "Uncle Cai, what you said...the horoscope has not been written yet, and she and I are just friends now..."

"I didn't read the horoscope, but I looked at her face, and I was very lucky."

Uncle Cai's words can't match up with Yu Yishan's. The so-called bull's head is wrong with the horse's mouth, and the chicken is talking with the duck, which refers to the current situation.

Yu Yishan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Uncle Cai, can you still read the horoscope? And look at the face?"

Uncle Cai nodded solemnly: "This girl can laugh without showing her teeth, she is blessed."

Yu Yishan said in pain: "This counts as a blessing? I can also smile, and I can smile without showing my teeth."

Uncle Cai nodded again: "You are also blessed."

Yu Yishan was a little funny, but he was right, he must be blessed to have a system.

The old village chief suddenly slapped him across the face: "Ah Cai's words are all true, you think you are joking."

Yu Yishan suffered this inexplicably, and didn't dare to refute, and quickly said solemnly: "I don't have one, um, I think Uncle Cai's words are right, I believe everything, experts say it, a woman who can laugh, Must be lucky."

Uncle Cai didn't care about Yu Yishan's attitude, but just said to himself: "A tree lives with a skin, a person relies on a mouth, a man eats with a big mouth, a woman with a big mouth loses everything, that girl's mouth is small and closed, Virtuous and virtuous, without showing teeth, rich or noble, the mouth is the spleen and stomach, the legs are the heart, the lips are rosy, the face is radiant, neither thin nor thick, the heart is blue..."

Uncle Cai babbled on a lot by himself, and the old village chief just stroked his beard and nodded repeatedly.

Yu Yishan listened in a daze, and it was not easy to interrupt, thinking, just one mouth can make Uncle Cai say such hype...

Could it be that Uncle Cai really has the ability to read faces?
In the past, I only thought that Uncle Cai was nagging, but I didn't realize that he was so powerful.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also amazed.

"This uncle has something."

"Could it be nonsense, you see him chanting, he always feels like a magic stick."

"I didn't understand a word he said!"

"Just don't understand, this old man is definitely not an ordinary person!"

"Is he the guardian of Yujia Village?"

"If you are a village guard, just ask Master Shan!"

"Ask for advice! Who are the village guards?"

"Too lazy to type to explain, let Master Shan explain to you."

……

Yu Yishan happened to be looking at his mobile phone, and when he saw the word "village guard", he felt a little funny.

That's right, if you have to use the title of village guard... Uncle Cai is really the village guard in our village.

However, this is probably not the same thing as the village guards you understand.

……

It was not time for dinner, and the stewed chicken and mushrooms were not cooked properly, so the old village chief and Uncle Cai strolled to the basement to visit Yu Yishan's new house.

Yu Yishan took out the rice cooker and cooked the rice first.

Then, he had to prepare some side dishes. After all, there was a little bunny visiting the house for the first time as a guest here, so he couldn't just fill him up with a chicken soup.

He rummaged through the refrigerator, and asked the little bunny, "Is there anything you want to eat?"

Little Tutu said politely, "Whatever you want."

"I remember you like meat? Pork!"

Little Tutu immediately covered her face: "If you know it, ask."

There was laughter in the live broadcast room.

There is no need to ask about the taste of the little rabbit. Yu Yishan recalled the dishes that the little rabbit had ordered in the restaurant, such as braised pork, pork trotters, elbows, pork ribs and steamed pork... all of them were hard dishes with plenty of oil and water. .

It's quite edible, but I don't get fat, and I don't know where the fat and energy are consumed...

Yu Yishan couldn't help but glanced at Little Tutu's little Tutu.

Little Tutu just covered her face, and didn't realize that Yu Yishan was peeping at her.

Yu Yishan wiped his saliva, patted his thigh and said, "Okay, let's have a whole bowl of braised pork, do you want some vegetables?"

"Casual!"

Little Bunny obviously has no interest in vegetables.

Yu Yishan nodded, knowing the form well, he found a large piece of pork belly from the refrigerator, and picked two vegetables at random...

"Okay, then I will teach you a simple braised pork first."

Just as he was about to start, someone in the live broadcast room asked again: "Master Shan, what is a village guard?"

Villagers...

(End of this chapter)