The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 356

Netizens all said that we are well-informed netizens, and under normal circumstances we would never laugh unless we couldn't help it.

Yu Yishan is not a person who gloats, but this situation really makes him feel funny.

The bride, groom, and their families were all absent, and the groomsmen and bridesmaids were both slightly injured and seriously injured. They were sent to the hospital one after another... Yu Yishan didn't know what to say after getting married like this.

Fortunately, no one died or was disabled, which is the greatest blessing in misfortune.

It is said that the banquets booked at the hotel are still held as usual, but it is a pity that most of the people who come to drink wedding banquets are less.

There was no wedding ceremony, and no one accepted gift money, but the atmosphere at the scene was good. Everyone regarded it as a dinner with friends, drinking and punching, and it was lively.

Anyway, it was free food and drink, and even the hotel staff came to gather several tables.

Of course Yu Yishan wouldn't join in the fun, because the banquet dishes made in the hotel were really tasteless.

This is a more polite way of saying it, but according to the comments of netizens, it is unpalatable to death!
Even the banquet dishes in five-star hotels are unpalatable, even worse than ordinary small restaurants, which is simply incomprehensible.

This question naturally came to the God of Cookery, Yu Yishan.

"There's really nothing incomprehensible about it."

"Generally speaking, the kitchen of a large hotel is divided into several departments, and different buildings and floors have their own kitchens."

"In addition to restaurants, the hotel also has various banquet halls. Different cuisines, different dishes, and chefs have different directions."

"The reason why the banquet dishes are unpalatable is because of the big pot dishes. Secondly, most of the dishes need to be prepared in advance. The food at the banquet can only be regarded as leftovers. Then, it is a matter of choosing dishes. The big hotel There are very few flavored dishes, local specialties, and what can be served on the table are basically chicken, duck and fish, so everyone gets bored easily."

"But there are also hotels that specialize in banquets. The level is much higher, and the dishes will be more varied. This is for everyone to discover by themselves, especially friends who want to book banquets. Go book a table and try the dishes yourself."

"Under normal circumstances, the most delicious banquet dishes are the banquets prepared by ourselves in the countryside. Some friends may have never eaten them. This is a pity. If I have a chance, I will take you to... have a look, cough cough , you can see how happy people are eating."

At the end, netizens laughed and scolded one after another.

"What's so good about this, can it be more beautiful than the heaven on the tip of your tongue?"

"I thought Master Shan was going to take us to a banquet."

"Shan Ye also has the opportunity to set up a banquet. When Shan Ye's luxurious villa is built, there should be a flowing banquet."

"You can also set up a few tables when you get married. When will Master Shan and Mrs. Shan have a wedding?"

"Why don't we just set up a few tables in the yard for a few days, and I just have time to come over for a banquet."

"A few tables are not enough. Master Shan has so many fans. When we get married, we need to talk less...I guess setting up a few hundred tables won't solve the problem."

"At least one month's worth of running seats, three meals a day, non-stop turning over tables, eat when the table is full, and change people quickly after eating..."

"Haha, after eating a banquet for a month, when will you be married? Do you have to wait until everyone has finished eating before you can bridal chamber?"

"If Lord Shan really set up a month-long water table, then I would go there every weekend, at least four times a month, and eat for two full days each time..."

"I'll just move to the next door to Master Shan!"

"Didn't Master Shan want us to watch the banquet? Why not set up a banquet for us to watch?"

"If you are all like this, I'm afraid Shan Ye won't serve wine when he gets married."

"Wouldn't you hold a banquet like this? Who would hold a banquet like this? There is no such person in the whole dynasty. A month-long banquet is too exaggerated."

"If you don't do it for a month, it probably won't be enough to eat. If Master Shan is willing to invite fans, I will definitely go. I have long wanted to try the banquet in the countryside. I am not afraid of your jokes. I have never eaten."

"I won't embarrass Lord Shan. You don't have to eat the banquet, but you still have to watch."

"I don't make things difficult for Master Shan, as long as Master Shan shows me the banquet at your side today!"

"That's right! I wanted to watch the wedding and the wedding banquet today, but ended up watching a farce. How will Master Shan compensate us?"

"We want to see the wedding! We want to see the banquet!"

Netizens started booing again.

Yu Yishan said calmly: "If you insist on looking at our country banquet, there is nothing you can do. After all, today is a good day to get married, and there are quite a few people on our side who choose to get married today..."

All weddings depend on the almanac. There are various taboos in the almanac. Coupled with the selection of some "professionals", you will find the most suitable day for marriage in the near future. Often this day will be selected by multiple families at the same time. There are many cases of holding the same kind of wedding at the same time.

Especially the National Day, which is celebrated by the whole world, is a great time to hold a happy event. You don't even need to care what the almanac says. Anyway, no matter how bad the day is, it can be celebrated by the people of the whole country as a good day with great enthusiasm.

Today, there are more than one family getting married in Shannan Town.

Little Tutu's heart moved, and a smile bloomed on his face: "Master Shan wants to go to the banquet?"

Rubbing, that is, the meaning of prostitution.

The so-called rubbing the banquet means that there is no money for the banquet.

As relatives and friends, congratulatory gifts must be given at banquets, but there is also a kind of people who are neither relatives nor friends, they must not give a dime.

They just swaggered into the door of the host's house, sat at the banquet of the host's house, waited for the food and wine to be served, and ate directly.

The banquets for weddings held by Chinese people are the most chaotic dining places. When you sit at a table, the whole table is often filled with people you don’t know. No one knows who is who. They are relatives and friends in the host’s house. .

At the wine table, these strangers hardly know how to chat, let alone ask what relationship other people have with the host. If they want to talk, they often only have one word: "Eat."

After saying this word, I lifted my chopsticks and started first.

In such a banquet environment, as long as the face is thick enough and the psychological quality is not bad, you can pretend to be a friend of the host's family when you go to the table, and you can eat and drink generously, and you don't need anyone to entertain at all.

Moreover, there really are such cheeky street thugs who mix into banquets to eat and drink as if they are commonplace.

It doesn't matter if the owner finds out, the worst is to say that you went to the wrong place. Anyway, this kind of situation is not uncommon. Many people only know when they go to the wrong place after eating.

This is a pain in the ass, because even the red envelopes were given to the wrong people.

(End of this chapter)