The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 51

"Okay, then I will teach you a few practical methods."

Yu Yishan suddenly took two steps, broke away from the contact with the Viper, and came to his own [-] bars.

"However, I don't recommend that you take the initiative to find trouble with snakes."

"There is an old saying: the son of a thousand pieces of gold cannot sit still."

"There is also a saying now, if you don't die, you won't die."

"So, everyone, don't take the initiative to tease those dangerous animals just for fun... Even if you are bitten by a non-venomous snake, you will inevitably have to go to the hospital. Don't ask for trouble."

"In addition, taking the initiative to hunt and kill snakes may also violate the law..."

"Unless you feel danger, you can kill the snake... That's called emergency avoidance."

"Okay, let me tell you how to fight a snake."

Speaking of this, Yu Yishan swung the mineral water bottle again, and there was another soft "click" sound in the live broadcast room.

"Quiet!"

Yu Yishan glared at Viper dissatisfied: "I'm in class right now."

Netizens were speechless for a moment, Master Shan dealt with this snake like he was beating a child.

"The ancients said that if you know yourself and the enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles. If you know enough about snakes, you won't feel how scary it is."

"First of all, you have to keep calm, keep quiet, don't provoke it."

"Then, you have to see if it has the intention to attack. Before attacking, a snake will definitely raise its head, puff its chest, and retract its abdomen... Just like you, any creature has an attacking posture before attacking, just like before punching. , the fist must also be retracted."

"Even a sudden attack has a gesture, but it's so fast that you can't see it."

"If the snake is just swimming, or dozing off, you can back away quietly and get out of the danger zone."

"If you are not sure how many meanings snakes have, then..."

Yu Yishan suddenly took off the two plastic bags from the bicycle and displayed them in front of the camera.

"You can use something to block yourself in front of you. For example, in the wild, you may carry a backpack or something."

"If there's nothing else, you can still undress."

"The movement should be gentler and smaller, so as not to frighten the snake."

As he spoke, Yu Yishan shook the plastic bag in front of the camera, and then said to the Viper, "Come on, please start your performance."

As soon as the words fell, the plastic bag shook slightly, and there was another soft sound in front of the camera.

Everyone saw the shadow of the snake flickering, and the viper quickly bumped against the plastic bag, and then retracted immediately.

"Not bad, very obedient."

Yu Yishan praised, and then brought the plastic bag in front of the camera: "Look, everyone, this snake finally managed to bite through the plastic bag... Now the plastic bag has been poisoned, and its life is dying."

The netizen could only cooperate and said: "I beg Shan Ye to show mercy and save that plastic bag."

"This... I can't help it."

Yu Yishan spread his hands and said, "You have to know that even a master cannot be omnipotent."

"Okay, let's continue talking about the escape from Shekou."

"Clothing is a very good thing. It can help you resist the snake's attack, and it can also block the snake's sight... If the snake can't see you, it may leave on its own initiative."

"If you cover the snake's head with clothes, you can also say goodbye to it gracefully, or find a long stick to clean it up."

"Of course, the premise of doing all this is that you have clothes on your body, and you are not bitten when you take off your clothes."

"If you don't like going out with your clothes on, then ignore me."

"In short, humans are the most powerful creatures on this planet because humans use tools."

"Although snakes have fangs, they can't even use a toothpick."

"We have clothes, plastic bags, even backpacks, wooden sticks for exploring the road, and we can pick up stones... If you want to deal with a snake, it really shouldn't be too simple."

"Of course, I still want to stress that the best choice for a gentleman is not to stand under a dangerous wall, but to stay away from danger."

Yu Yishan hung the plastic bag back on the handlebar of the bicycle, and he checked the time.

"It's very late, I have to go down the river to look for the car that caused the accident, um, if this snake... Get lost!"

Yu Yishan suddenly shouted loudly, and the adder seemed to be startled by him too.

"If you don't get out, I'll roast you!"

Threatening at a mountain pass, full of momentum.

Viper seemed to hesitate for a moment, then circled half a circle around the spot with its body coiled, and finally walked in another direction in a desperate manner.

"I'm overestimating my capabilities, and I still want to single out with these two hands... You see, it just rolled away obediently in the end..."

Yu Yishan boasted a few more words, and the live broadcast room was overjoyed.

"Shan Ye 6666..."

"Shan Ye drank the Viper away in one gulp, it is comparable to Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide on the Banqiao back then..."

"Give the enemy another [-] seconds and they won't be able to reach the battlefield. Master Shan wins."

"I haven't seen anyone who can scold a poisonous snake away with a single sentence. Are all rural animals so spiritual?"

"Shan Ye is not a mortal."

"The mountain master is mighty! The mountain master is rippling!"

A bunch of messy weapons flew across the screen, and Yu Yishan suddenly felt much better.

"Ahem, thank you all veterans for your support!"

"In addition, I hope that everyone will never use my teaching just now, and I hope that everyone will not take the initiative to try it, because this kind of thing is dangerous anyway. According to the usual practice, I must solemnly remind everyone: Do not imitate !"

"If you really want to die, remember the last point. You must choose a cool and ventilated place on the battlefield."

"Because the weather is too hot, in a ventilated and shady place... corpses are not easy to stink."

As soon as this remark came out, netizens laughed and peed, and spoke out to condemn Yu Yishan's bad behavior of making fun of netizens.

While bragging nonsense, Yu Yishan took off the drone, let it float in the air, and then began to undress himself.

"What does Master Shan want to do? Take off his clothes to catch snakes?"

Yu Yishan took off his undershirt, shook it, and hung it on the handlebar of the bicycle, "Why am I catching snakes, this is... don't I have to go down the river to find the car that caused the accident, this is the business tonight, I want to hurry up, finish my work early, and go home early."

There are no houses by the river, and no one will come to hang out around at this time, and Yu Yishan doesn't have to worry about losing things after going down the river.

He pinned the phone on the bicycle, took out the wallet and odds and ends from his trouser pocket, and threw them directly on the grass by the bank.

Everything was ready, leaving only a pair of underpants on Yu Yishan's body.

He took control of the drone, put it into follow mode, and walked to the shore.

The slope here is relatively steep, but it has no effect on jumping into the river, and the river bank is only more than two meters away from the water surface, so there is no danger in jumping down.

Yu Yishan danced and said to the camera: "Okay, I'm going into the water."

Netizens joked: "Don't be too hard on Shan Ye, you are still young..."

Yu Yishan couldn't see these teasing either, he turned around, leaned back, and fell sideways into the water.

(End of this chapter)