The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 628

The sliced ​​noodles tasted good, but it was definitely an insult.

As a ninja, this little thief named Gouben definitely regards his status as a ninja as the highest honor.Especially his shuriken technique, he also won the prize in the balloon game.

This is definitely not something like sliced ​​noodles, which can be compared with him.

"You forced me... I want to fight you to the death!"

Gouben pulled out the dagger from his waist, full of murderous intent.

Yu Yishan scratched his head: "Didn't you just say that?"

Gou Ben said angrily: "It was a showdown just now! Now it's a showdown as well as life and death."

"This sentence sounds familiar... Well, then, are you going to fight me to the death with such a small fruit knife?"

"Baga, what kind of fruit knife, it's a poor rib!"

"Poor ribs? Is that the thing used to cut belly? Will you accidentally cut yourself like this?"

"Nonsense! You can't cut anything! You use the sword for belly cutting, but sometimes you can't find the sword...I won't talk nonsense with you, you don't understand the glory of our ninjas, wake up!"

Gou Ben was already dizzy from Yu Yishan's chat, and if he continued talking, he suspected that he would really do seppuku.

So he stopped talking nonsense, and immediately drew his sword and rushed towards Yu Yishan.

If he can chat with Yu Yishan a few more words, maybe he can get a little more salary.Once you decide to do it, you have no role to play.

Yu Yishan kicked him away with one kick.

It's not that he is too weak, but that Yu Yishan is too strong. This kind of strength gap across classes cannot be smoothed out with a little technology and experience.

Yu Yishan sighed: "You are too careless, at least you have to wait for your accomplices to go up together, so at least... you may not be the first to be beaten."

His accomplices were already stunned at this time, judging from the blow that Gou Ben suffered just now, Yu Yishan was not something they could defeat at all.Even if they swarmed up, they still couldn't escape the fate of being beaten.

This kind of power can't be felt just by watching the video. You have to experience it personally and feel it in person to realize the gap.

Gou Ben's life-and-death fighting level is similar to that of them. If you really want to fight hard, everyone has the possibility of winning or losing. Maybe it just depends on whose luck is better.

But in front of Yu Yishan, if they didn't have this chance to try their luck, they would definitely die.

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, and began to wonder whether it was better to surrender or run for their lives.

At this moment, Gou Ben stood up staggeringly again, panting heavily: "Don't think that you can knock me down so easily, I haven't failed yet..."

"Oh!"

Yu Yishan punched him in the stomach again, almost knocking out the supper he ate last night.

"I just like this kind of hard bone... well, I like to beat this kind of hard bone."

Yu Yishan praised, and the thieves around trembled in fright, and they couldn't help but backed up a few steps, saying: "We are not tough, we have always been deficient in calcium..."

Yu Yishan's speed was too fast, they didn't even see Yu Yishan's shadow when he got close just now.According to this situation, it seemed impossible for them to escape for their lives. They would be overtaken by Yu Yishan within two steps and beaten to the ground.

Therefore, there is no way to show weakness and beg for mercy. Anyway, if you can't escape, you might as well surrender obediently.

"I have osteoporosis and everyone knows my bones are brittle."

"I still have rickets. Really, every time my Mama buys calcium tablets for me, they always come in sacks."

"I don't resist beatings, I urinate blood when I get beaten, really, I won't lie to you."

"As soon as I was beaten, I became incontinent, polluting the environment!"

The remaining four little thieves immediately raised their hands to beg Yu Yishan for mercy, and narrated their miserable condition.

"You Baga! Do you still have the glory of warriors!"

Gou Ben stood up again with his body supported, and his ribs did not know where he fell, so he could only reluctantly put on a fighting posture, as if he wanted to fight Yu Yishan to the end.

So, Yu Yishan happily slapped him again, knocking off his mask.

Gou Ben's face was already swollen, it was already swollen after being beaten up by Little Tutu just now, and now he was slapped by Yu Yishan, and even the swollen teammates didn't know him anymore.

There was only a thin slit left in his eyes, his vision was a little blurry, and he still had the urge to cry.

In a trance, he seemed to have returned to his hometown, back to his teacher's dilapidated wooden house.

He remembered that the teacher said to him earnestly and earnestly before he died: "The way of the ninja... is the way of nature. In the future, you must not violate the laws of nature."

He replied decisively at that time: "I understand."

"No, you don't understand! Do you know what the laws of nature are?"

The old man looked at Gou Ben with his weather-beaten eyes, and Gou Ben felt a little nervous. He immediately lowered his body and said respectfully: "Please teach me, teacher!"

The wise eyes of the old man were shining, and even the gums could not cover them. He sighed: "The law of nature is to obey the strong... Obedience to the strong is the traditional virtue of our country. As a person walking in the Ninjas in the dark should know how to protect themselves. Remember, if you can't beat them, you must surrender..."

……

"teacher……"

Gou Ben stood up tenaciously again, he seemed to have hallucinations in front of his eyes, he seemed to see the teacher standing in front of him, and said to him earnestly: "Gou Ben, go steal a bag of rice and come back, I haven't eaten for a long time It's rice, you have to learn ninjutsu to put it to use..."

"Hai! I will work hard!"

Gou Ben stood at attention and bowed deeply, making his friends bewildered.

Someone also immediately made a judgment: "This kid, he was beaten crazy, and Smecta..."

This conclusion was somewhat alarming for the rest.

This son is so terrifying that he drives people crazy, Did Smecta?

Yu Yishan was also a little puzzled, can't he?It's only been a few hits, why did you beat him crazy?
No, no, it's not crazy, the little book has always been like this.

This can be seen from the Japanese comics. During the battle, they always stop and talk nonsense.Hit a few times, say a few words, hit a few more times, and say a few more words, just like our online articles, relying on nonsense for food.

When the pain is hit, or a critical strike is performed, or a wonderful operation is performed, there will be more nonsense.

Interspersed with some memories, hallucinations, some life insights, and insights before death, the content will be even richer.

These things have already been expressed in a lot of nonsense before, so I won't say more.

In short, this is the pattern of Xiaobenzi's fighting, a little neurotic behavior talking to himself, it is also normal, it is definitely not crazy.

(End of this chapter)