The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 630
Patriotism is actually quite distant most of the time, because it has little to do with life.

Whether it is hatred of rice or hatred of Japan, what most people really hate the most is actually the people and things that happen around them.Compatriots are the most hateful, and those traitors among compatriots are the most capable of causing hatred.

After beating the stick until foaming at the mouth, Little Tutu set his sights on the remaining two thieves.

Now there are only two people left, one is Heigui, and the other is a former compatriot who looks like a compatriot.

This is a rice Chinese, and he is the kind of immigrant after the second or third generation.

It's very strange, they are obviously of the same race, but after they changed their nationality, especially after two or three generations of native-born and raised, it seems that the difference is really obvious.Basically, the difference between them and the Celestial People can be seen at a glance, and the flavors revealed in their bones are different.

It's a bit like hamburger fries with coke.

This little Chinese thief was the bait that lured the little bunny before. Now he has taken off his mask and squatted obediently to the side without saying a word.

Little Tutu moved her wrist, ready to beat the traitor first.

However, the big black man who was squatting with this Chinese thief had a little misunderstanding. He thought he was about to be beaten to death, so he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Hero, please forgive me, I am a black man..."

Little Tutu frowned: "What's wrong with black people? Are black people amazing?"

The black man hurriedly said, "I mean that China and Black are friendly..."

"China-Black friendship?"

Little Tutu always felt that something was wrong. Although the word was quite easy to pronounce, she always felt that something was wrong.

"Yes, yes, China and Black are friendly!"

The black man continued to gesture: "I love Tianchao..."

I love the phrase Tianchao, it is said that in Tianchao is the legendary wealth code.Foreigners who come to China to live in China must first learn this sentence well. If they can slip these words, they usually don’t do too badly.

This sentence is basically a panacea, as long as a foreigner can say a word to the people of Tianchao, I love Tianchao.Then I will immediately get the enthusiastic help from the people of the Celestial Dynasty. From asking for directions to asking for phone numbers, none of them are difficult to use.

It is said that many brainless women are told by the black nobles that I love Tianchao, first ask the way, then the phone number, and then ask what posture they like... In the end, a black baby is left behind, and the black noble is nowhere to be found.

This "I love Tianchao" routine has long been known to everyone, and most people are immune to it, but there are still some women who are easy to be fooled.

They always tell their boyfriends that he is just asking for directions, so what if I say a few words to him?What about adding a social account?
He loves China!He is a good man!
Of course black nobles love Tianchao, this place is much better than their hometown, the income here is much higher than their hometown, the idiots here are much easier to deceive than their hometown, and the people who can see through their sinister intentions here are better than their hometown Much less.

Not only do they love the Celestial Dynasty, but they also love the women of the Celestial Dynasty. They want to reproduce here and dye all the people here black.

Little Tutu especially hates Hei, she thinks Hei Gui should go back to their Heizhou, Heigui who stays in Heizhou is the best Heigui.

She thought of that Hei Gui on the Internet who was holding a Celestial ID card, with a smug and satisfied expression, and immediately became angry.

Her eyes started to fire.

The big man Heigui was a little nervous immediately, and quickly emphasized: "I am Heigui, our lives are precious, I love Tianchao, I really love Tianchao..."

"Do you love you? Go!"

Little Tutu raised his foot and hit Comrade Hei Gui's face with the heel of his shoe. Two big white teeth flew up in the air, and Hei Gui screamed and fell down.

Yu Yishan was speechless immediately: "Although it is an illegal entry, it is a friendly international friend of China and Black. You can't kick someone in the face with the heel of your shoe, otherwise... it will stain the sole of the shoe."

Little Tutu was distressed: "Then what should I do? You can't put on the shoe covers before kicking people, right?"

Yu Yishan smiled slightly, and picked up a short metal stick from the ground, which was the weapon left by the white-skinned thief.

He handed the weapon to Little Tutu, and explained: "This is an electric baton. Press this button, and a high-voltage current will appear, which can give the user a comfortable experience..."

Before he finished speaking, Little Tutu had already hit the big Heigui with the electric baton.

"Face Gale... Oh no, accept the punishment!"

"You are abusing prisoners..."

Hei Gui didn't have a chance to finish what he wanted to say, he was shivering from the electric shock, the whites of his eyes rolled out, and he looked particularly eye-catching.

"You can't keep pressing the switch..."

Yu Yishan sighed and said, "You can't electrify vital parts such as the heart and brain. These places may electrocute people to death... You see, the heartbeat has been stopped by you."

Sure enough, the little thief Heigui didn't move, only his muscles were still twitching reflexively.

The little Chinese thief at the side was terrified.

Seeing this scene, Little Tutu was a little embarrassed: "It's my first time playing with this thing, and I don't have relevant operating experience..."

Yu Yishan said speechlessly: "Then don't hold on to the switch...you will be electrocuted to death if you continue the switch."

Little Tutu quickly withdrew his arms and said with a sneer: "It's the first time I play, I'm always a little excited and nervous... I guess I'm not dead yet? Surely you can save me?"

"Well, it can be saved."

This kind of first aid technique happened to be what Yu Yishan was good at, something that could be solved with a few silver needles.

Little Tutu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, then you should rescue him quickly...the punishment is not over yet."

"Uh, okay."

Yu Yishan immediately began to use his first aid acupuncture and moxibustion. The silver needle combined with internal strength, and the curative effect was remarkable, and the black expensive thief woke up quickly.

Little Tutu happily picked up the electric baton again...

Are you the devil?

The Chinese thief next to him seemed to be frightened, and he couldn't help taking a few steps back, sticking to the stone wall behind him.

Yu Yishan glanced at him, he shivered, and hurriedly said: "Don't hit me, I'll do it all."

"Uh... what do you want to recruit?"

Yu Yishan was a little curious.

The Chinese thief hurriedly said: "Damn me, I'm guilty, I was actually attracted by Miss Zhang's beauty..."

Yu Yishan was immediately happy: "Okay! You have backbone!"

The Chinese thief said again: "I actually want to take this opportunity of apprenticeship to get close to Ms. Zhang, and then rely on my handsome appearance, noble temperament, and elegant conversation..."

Yu Yishan was stunned: "Have you never looked in the mirror?"

The Chinese thief said with shame: "I'm sorry, it's my whim. I want to eat soft food, and I also want to have money and sex... Please give me a chance to correct it, I will never dare again!"

"You think I'm a fool?"

Yu Yishan couldn't help admiring him, he really deserved to be a professional agent, and he didn't say a word of truth.

(End of this chapter)