The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 640
Gou Ben slowly picked up the rib in front of him, then knelt down on the ground.

He is about to start his own seppuku ritual. Although he doesn't know much about this ritual, he has seen some of it in movies and TV dramas.

His movements were clumsy, which made him feel a little ashamed.As a notebook, can't you even do something like seppuku?
His slow movements made everyone a little impatient, including Yu Yishan and his accomplices.

"Hurry up, four meters big! Don't waste everyone's time!"

"Cut it, don't hesitate, don't give up the glory of eighteen generations of your ancestors."

"Mr. Dog, your movements seem to be very irregular. They are different from what I saw in the expansion pack."

His accomplices kept urging him, and Gou Ben's face turned red.

At this time, he couldn't care about his posture anymore. For the sake of face, he had to cut himself off as soon as possible.

So he picked up his clothes, exposed his shriveled belly, rubbed his ribs on his thigh twice, and stabbed his belly viciously.

This creature is indeed cruel enough, no matter whether it is towards itself or others, it does not treat people as human beings.

It's a pity that his knife didn't cause any consequences. When the tip of the knife reached the belly, it couldn't go any further.The dog obviously felt a kind of resistance, but there was nothing between the tip of the knife and the belly except air.

It was exactly the same feeling he had been imprisoned in the air before.

He exerted the strength of an adult's breastfeeding, but he couldn't push the tip of the knife an inch.

"It really is the means of the gods!"

Gouben finally gave up, Yu Yishan was right, without his permission, it would be impossible to die.

The little thief Heigui didn't believe this evil, so he picked up a fruit knife and cut off his arm.But the knife really didn't have any effect, as if he was wearing a coat made of air on his arm.He increased his strength and stabbed his arm a few times, only to find that the jacket was extremely tough, and with his strength alone, he couldn't stab the knife in at all.

Seeing Heigui tossing and sweating profusely, the others also curiously tried the game of stabbing themselves, but found that it really didn't work.

This time, no one laughed at Gouben anymore, what they met was the god.

The white-skinned thief seriously warned: "Don't try to fight against the gods, it's futile, gentlemen, let us surrender with dignity..."

"I surrender four meters!"

Bangzi was the first person to give up fleeing and declare his surrender.

Yu Yishan said helplessly: "Don't talk nonsense, you have already surrendered once just now."

"This time is different."

Gou Ben began to become serious, he quickly knelt down in front of Yu Yishan, and kowtowed fiercely: "Master God, please accept my allegiance!"

"I also want to pledge my allegiance to Lord God!"

Stick Smecta also made a gesture immediately, and knelt down in front of Yu Yishan just like Gou Ben.

Yu Yishan did not doubt their sincerity, it has always been the tradition of Benzi to obey the strong, and it is the same for Bangzi.Bangzi may still speak a few tough words, but if they have been beaten by a strong man and realize that they have no power to resist and have nowhere to escape, they will also choose to obey.

It's like being a vassal during WWII.

Yu Yishan was very satisfied with the performance of these two people.

One of the biggest advantages of the book and the stick is that once you obey, you will definitely ask yourself as a slave.Just like in the film and television drama, the superior officer in this book slaps the subordinates, and the slapping is a hearty one, which is easier than slapping his son.

The performance of Bangzi is also similar. In their gangster movies, they often see the big boss beating the younger brother, without any psychological burden.

This kind of obedience is simply not seen in other ethnic groups.This is the kind of operation that does not hurt much, but is extremely insulting. If other ethnic groups dare to treat the younger brother like this, they will be stabbed in the back by the younger brother in minutes and sent back to grandma's house.

"very good!"

In order to test the reliability of the tradition, Yu Yishan summoned a wooden stick at random, and hit the two men on the head and face: "This is punishment for your previous offensive behavior. Do you have any objections?"

"Ah... my lord, I know I was wrong!"

While screaming and dodging, the little thief Bangzi tried his best to maintain his posture, raised his buttocks, and obediently received the beating.

Gou Ben is much more serious, motionless, and basically does not respond except for saying "Hai" in his mouth.

This feels really cool.

After Yu Yishan beat him up, the white-skinned thief hurriedly knelt down in front of him and said, "I am willing to be loyal to you, my lord god, it is my honor to serve the god. From now on From now on, the enemy of Lord God will be my enemy, and I will remove all obstacles for Lord Spirit!"

Next was the Heigui little thief, he knelt down in front of Yishan like a model, and said stupidly: "Me too, me too, I also want to serve the Lord God, and I also want to clear obstacles!"

Yu Yishan said happily: "Do you have the ability? Get down on your knees, let's face the severe beating obediently first."

Bai Pi Hei Gui didn't quite understand the loyalty model of welcoming the beating, but seeing that Gou Ben and Bang Zi were being subjected to it abruptly, they thought it was the custom of the oriental people, and they could only do as the Romans did, obediently screaming Fan.

In the end, only the Chinese thief remained.

Yu Yishan glanced at him, and said bluntly: "What about you, do you choose to work for me, or die here alone?"

The Chinese thief smiled wryly, then knelt down obediently: "I am willing to work for you."

Yu Yishan picked up the stick and said calmly: "Very well, then let's face the severe beating from socialism first."

The face of the Chinese thief changed: "But my lord, I am Chinese, we don't like this..."

"Chinese and Chinese are also different."

Yu Yishan raised the wooden stick and slammed it down: "You are yellow-skinned and white-hearted, and I am yellow-skinned and yellow-hearted. Our breeds are different, and the same rules are not suitable for us."

The Chinese thief was immediately beaten and rolled all over the floor.

After this beating, Yu Yishan finally put away the guy and said comfortably: "Okay, since you are going to start working for me, this time the beating will stop here for the time being. Next, I have some good things to you."

"good stuff?"

The five little thieves were slightly taken aback, their hearts suddenly filled with anticipation.

The good things that the gods want to give must be treasures, and if you get one, it can change your life.

"Well, it's a good thing."

Yu Yishan smiled slightly: "I don't know if you have heard of... the three corpse brain god pill, and the life and death talisman?"

(End of this chapter)