The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 74 Bamboo Chair
Netizens felt that Yu Yishan was a little too generous.

Yu Yishan said helplessly: "It's not that I'm generous, I'm just lazy."

"Think about how precious time is. There are only [-] to [-] days in a person's life, just like only [-] to [-] quick money left in his pocket."

"The entire family property is only [-] to [-] yuan, who is willing to waste even a dollar?"

"Life is too short. If you don't do so many good things, why waste your time getting to know some little people?"

"I don't have time to clean them up. If I have time, I might as well take a nap and do something interesting."

"Didn't the police come over tomorrow to give me a certificate of merit? I can report to the police by the way, let the police educate them, and arrest those little gangsters who cause trouble."

"Those gangsters carry guys around all day to do things, which affects social harmony."

Yu Yishan pondered with his chin, then knocked on the table: "Let's do it this way."

……

Early the next morning, Yu Yishan did not continue to move the soil.

He decided to make himself a decent recliner, so that he would have a comfortable place to lie down in the evening if he wanted to cool off.

With the live broadcast on, Yu Yishan had breakfast first.

Breakfast is relatively simple, just a bowl of ordinary egg noodles, and the two immortals each prepared a big bowl.

After breakfast, there were already 2 people in the studio.

Yu Yishan announced today's program plan to everyone.

"I can't go anywhere today. There are guests coming, so I will continue to dig the house at home."

"However, I want to make myself a chair first, so that I have a place to lie down at night to enjoy the cool air."

"Of course bamboo is the best way to make chairs. I have it in front of my house. Although there are not many, it is enough to make a few chairs."

Yu Yishan rummaged through the tools and found a brand new mie knife.

Passing through the woods in front of the door, I came to the small bamboo forest again.

"Master Shan is going to perform eating bamboo again!"

Some netizens cheered.

Yu Yishan's face twitched twice, without making a sound, he silently chopped a few bamboos, and picked two thick old bamboos.

Without tying them up, Yu Yishan hugged the bamboos in his arms and walked all the way back to the yard.

I cut off two strong ones for the backrest, two more for the armrests and front feet, and finally found the two thickest ones for the pedals of the rocking chair.

The rest are short pieces of connected and load-bearing bamboo, which is the main part of the chaise longue.

The bamboo strips are used for the part of the chair body that is used to lie down.

The cut bamboos must be sawed flat, the bamboo body planed, and all angles must be rounded and smooth, so as not to cut the person lying on the chair.

This is a patient job, but Yu Yishan directly used a sniper knife, and it was done in two or three strokes.

The bamboo strips should be polished even more finely, so that there will be no burrs when rubbed on the face.

Mi Dao is like a toy in Yu Yishan's hand, and this kind of delicate work is not a problem.

"Bamboo is a good thing. Bamboo products are stronger and more durable, and more comfortable. For example, bamboo sofas and bamboo chairs are much more comfortable than wooden chairs."

"In ancient times, people used bamboo to make letters, and even wiped their butts with bamboo slices..."

"Haha, it's true, the bamboo chips for wiping your ass are called toilet chips."

"It must be made very slippery, otherwise, there will be a little burr, so sour..."

After going up and down the mountain three times, a pile of bamboo strips was made, and then a fire was started.

"The most troublesome thing is to bend the bamboo and roast it with fire."

He said it was troublesome, but Yu Yishan still finished the work with ease.

The last step is splicing, which basically does not require the use of nails.

Netizens were dazzled, and soon a bamboo chair took shape.

"Teacher's chair?"

"Shan Ye 6666..."

"Master Shan, give me one too!"

"I also want!"

"How much is a piece, give me a dozen!"

Yu Yishan packed up his tools and threw the remaining bamboo into the woods, where he put it together with the wood.

As for those wastes and residues, they are piled up in the temporary kitchen and can be used as firewood.

Lying on the bamboo chair he made by himself, Yu Yishan swayed contentedly, put his feet on the table, and suddenly felt a little drowsy again.

"Sure enough, the bamboo chair is comfortable..."

"But I don't have time to make chairs to sell, and so many of you want them, I can't do it alone."

"How about this, I will make two more chairs tonight, and everyone will draw a prize together, and I will send it to whoever wins."

Even at Yu Yishan's speed, it takes less than half an hour to make a chair, and he can't make a few in a day.

It may be faster to make in batches, but he doesn't have so much bamboo at home, and he doesn't want to make chairs all day long and become a carpenter.

After shaking on the bamboo chair for a while, Yu Yishan was about to continue working in the basement, when a car horn sounded faintly from afar.

Yu Yishan sat upright and looked at it, and it seemed to be a police car coming from a distance.

Looks like it's for an award.

"The guests are here, but unfortunately there is no hospitality at home..."

After thinking about it, Yu Yishan took out several bottles of bottled water from the basement and put them on the long table.

"It can only be this way."

There was nothing else to prepare and tidy up, so Yu Yishan took some time off to wait for the arrival of the police car.

The police car didn't stop all the way, rushed directly into Yu Yishan's yard, and stopped in front of the canopy.

Yu Yishan frowned.

The car door opened, and the people in the car got out, but it was Uncle Dog.

Yu Yishan suddenly became curious, does this old man dare to call the police?Are you not afraid to plant yourself in?
The other person was a policeman, still wearing a police uniform, with a dark complexion and a very unkind expression.

The two of them got out of the car, and walked straight to Yu Yishan after getting off the car.

Uncle Dog took a step behind and followed closely behind the black-faced policeman.

The black-faced policeman walked up to Yu Yishan and looked him up and down.

"You are Yu Yishan?"

The tone of the black-faced policeman is definitely not friendly, and his face has that kind of domineering taste.

Yu Yishan didn't want to look at anyone's face, especially those who were rude to him.

The so-called people respect me one foot, I respect others one foot, if you pretend to beep, the master will slap you in the face when you turn around.

He said lightly: "Yes, what do you want from me?"

The black-faced policeman seemed displeased with his calm attitude, and said sharply, "Don't you know what you have committed?"

This is a common threat routine, and it is often performed in TV dramas.

Yu Yishan suddenly felt amused: "You know, I have committed many things, but unfortunately, I did not break the law... Cough cough, it seems that if I do not break the law, no one cares about it? By the way... who are you? Ask Did you introduce yourself before my question?"

The black-faced policeman seemed to choke for a moment, and then said after a pause, "I'm from the township police station, do you still need to see my police officer's card?"

Yu Yishan waved his hand: "That's not necessary, no one dares to pretend to be a policeman to blackmail me, as long as they know which office you are from."

Yu Yishan was originally standing in front of the shed to meet the police car. After saying this, he turned around, walked slowly back to the bamboo chair, lay down and began to shake.

(End of this chapter)