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Chapter 347

Ding, the system prompts whether to accept the task.

"No, let me help this wretched man?" Hao Qiang suddenly shouted out.

As soon as Chang Yuan heard this, he immediately knelt and hugged Hao Qiang's leg: "Hao Qiang, Brother Qiang, are you willing to help me?"

"Who said they would help you?"

At this moment, Chang Qing also came over to beg: "Hao Qiang, if you have a way, just take it for my old man's sake, please!"

Hao Qiang finally softened his heart. If he could really find a way to cure Chang Yuan's strange disease, it would be considered as one less disaster, so he nodded in agreement.

"Great, Dad Hao Qiang agreed!"

Hao Qiang waved his hand: "I just said that I agree to help you, but I don't guarantee whether it can be cured!"

"I'm used to it. I've seen countless doctors in this country and abroad. Even if it doesn't work, I can accept it!"

Hao Qiang had no clue about taking such a task out of nowhere, and he didn't even know where to start, and thinking about Chang Yuan's state when he was ill, he felt a little nervous in Chrysanthemum!

At this time, Blowing God reminded Hao Qiang: "Is there any ready-made resources in the heavens that you don't need? I heard that the medical sage is suffering recently. The gods in the sky will not get sick, and he will soon lose his job!"

Hao Qiang: "Because there are several people who have become immortals with superb medical skills, who should I invite like Bian Que and Hua Tuo?"

Blowing God thinks this is really a tangle, Hua Tuo is not good, he likes to open people's heads, Bian Que said that there is no sense, both of them have problems.

Hao Qiang finally came up with a simple solution, I'd better flip a coin, find Hua Tuo for heads, and Bian Que for tails!
As the coin was thrown into the air, it swirled in the air, rolled twice on the ground, and finally stopped.

"Haha, Chang Yuan is so unlucky that he let me choose Hua Tuo who likes to crack people's heads!"

Hua Tuo, who has been in a state of idleness for a long time, was so touched that he was about to cry when he received the news from Hao Qiang. No god knows what he did before his death, and occasionally he would look for Bian Que instead of him when he was sick!It seems that gods are also afraid of surgery!
"God, are you sick? I happened to study the previous surgical method!"

"Fuck off, do you have anything else to do besides surgery? I am the God, so you are sick!"

"I'm sorry, God, I said the wrong thing. Isn't it because I don't have patients and I feel uncomfortable?"

Hao Qiang: "Now the opportunity has come, I met a patient with a strange disease in the world!"

"It's my honor to be able to serve the God, but can you speak for me in front of the Jade Emperor, and don't let me be so idle?"

"Hua Tuo, you are not stupid. You can't even think of this. You can suggest that the Jade Emperor establish universal medical insurance. And then have regular physical examinations!"

Hua Tuo was about to cry: "Thank you, God, God's business is more important. I'm going to deal with my own affairs after finishing what God told me!"

After hearing this, Hao Qiang felt more and more that the gods in the Heavenly Court were so unhappy, they were all mixed into the Heavenly Court system, why didn't they even have medical insurance?Sure enough, with the disconnection of the Three Realms, the Heavenly Court has fallen behind!
Now the seals of the Three Realms have not been completely sealed. Although the heavenly court stipulates that they cannot go down to earth without permission, Hao Qiang wants to borrow someone. How dare the Jade Emperor not do special things?What's more, this Hua Tuo is annoying to watch, and he studies how to open people's heads every day if he has nothing to do. It's best not to come back when he goes down!

"Hua Tuo, I can warn you, you are here to save people, not to kill people!"

"Understood, I promise not to mention and don't want surgery, just take the pulse and treat the disease!"

Hearing that Hao Qiang found an old Chinese doctor, Chang Yuan turned his lips away: "Brother Qiang, you are not kidding me, how many western medicines have X-rays and nuclear resonance can't find out, can Chinese medicine do it?"

"Fuck me, which country are you from? Chinese medicine is the treasure of our ancestors! You eat too much genetically modified! If you don't want to cure the disease, I let him go!"

"Think about it, of course I want to! If it is really cured by Chinese medicine this time, I will definitely publicize it for a month and slap those western doctors in the face! I spent a lot of money, and I only peeled off a layer of skin after one inspection! You don't know what it's like to be intubated!"

When Hao Qiang heard about the intubation, Hao Qiang had an idea. Isn’t this the specialty of Sun Yi and Ma Weiwei? I'm old!
Hua Tuo nodded while sounding his pulse: "It's really a strange disease, a strange disease, I think that woman is not a normal woman!"

"What? Are you saying that I have never seen a woman before? Could it be that the one who slept with me was a shemale?"

Hua Tuo sighed softly: "Heart disease needs heart medicine, that's right, Hao Qiang, come out with me!"

Seeing Hua Tuo being so mysterious, Chang Yuan's heart went cold. He wouldn't be terminally ill. Doctors would only cheat on others after diagnosing a terminal illness. I don't want to be terminally ill!

When he got outside, Hao Qiang asked, "Why are you so mysterious?"

Hua Tuo's face was a little embarrassed: "I'm embarrassed to say this, in fact, it's too simple to cure his disease, just help him find a woman, but it's really hard for me to say this. But when I was alive Growing up in a feudal society, this..."

Hao Qiang almost laughed out loud after hearing this: "So he really fell in love with a ladyboy before and he didn't even know it?"

Hua Tuo touched his beard: "It's not wrong, as long as the human body intercourse, the breath will exist in the body, I just saw it, it is definitely not a woman, more like a man, no wonder he likes to find men later, this is a loss I've been thinking about it ever since..."

Hao Qiang immediately went to Chang Qing: "Old man, help your son find two ladies!"

"Hao Qiang, are you sure you're not joking?"

"Is this what you have to do if you want to be cured?"

"But my Chang Qing's son is called a chicken, and it was known by others, this..."

"Whether cure is important or reputation is more important, I'll find the way, it's up to you to do it or not!"

……

"News! Great news, Chang Yuan went out to call for chickens!"

"What? Doesn't he only like men?"

"Who knows, I heard that I met an expert and cured him, and now this guy crows a chicken every day!"

Chang Yuan’s illness is strange, and the cure is also strange. Hua Tuo has already left at this time, and when he returned to the Heavenly Court, he immediately suggested that the Jade Emperor apply for Quanxian Medical Insurance, and carried out Hao Qiang. The Jade Emperor thought about it. , I didn't expect this before. There have been accidents in the past, and the pension alone will accompany you when you grow old. If you are included in this plan, you will not only save yourself money, but also make money!

Jade Emperor: "Shangshen has worked so hard, it's a gesture of kindness! From now on, the [-] yuan of medical insurance income every month will belong to Shangshen!"

Hao Qiang: "Haha, it's easy to do, and you are so polite, remember to say something in the future!"

……

The person in charge of the Chenyang branch of the Yeying organization was very angry: "What Hao Qiang actually cured Chang Yuan? The virus host that was cultivated with great difficulty was actually cured! How should I explain to Miss Qiuzi? What should I do?" Confess!"

(End of this chapter)