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Chapter 37

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The Jade Emperor sighed, there was no more fighting in the Heavenly Court, whether it was a good thing or a bad thing, why was there an urge to fight? "A song of Friendship Years is dedicated to everyone, I hope everyone will always have friendship and youth forever."

Han Xiangzi himself is the lead singer and electric guitar, and has changed his style.

"The disappearing time is scattered in the wind, as if I can't remember to face it again, wandering days, you are with me, and we will meet again... Come to forget the wrong and right, come to miss the past, it is always fun to spend the difficult days together... in the wind and rain , unruly waking up and drunkenness, all the stories seem to have happened, in the wandering years, the wind has blown and it has calmed down, who will give back the heart, let the tears have taken away the night, and the innocent voice is already leaving..."

At the end of a song, all the immortals were intoxicated by it one after another, and gradually recalled their respective struggles to become immortals, some experienced all kinds of hardships in the world, some shattered the void, and some suffered humiliation...

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The Jade Emperor stroked his beard in satisfaction. According to the report of Day and Night Youshen, in the past three months, the reporting rate in the Heavenly Court has dropped by eight percentage points, a peaceful scene.

I wonder if the Buddha would be shocked when he heard the news?

As a single person and a representative of the unmarried family, the Buddha used spiritual policies from the very beginning, advocated non-violence, put a knife on his head, and even made believers vegetarian in order to reduce expenses in order to maintain a stable situation in the Buddhist world.

How much are vegetables and fruit vegetables, how much is meat?
Tens of thousands of years have passed, and the cost is also a large ratio.

"The last time the Buddha said that he wanted to establish a nunnery, did he mean to break the precepts?"

The Jade Emperor's thoughts are ever-changing, and the means of the Buddha's thinking are unmatched in the world. In order to create the image of the Buddhist world, he even spent tens of millions of Buddha coins and bought various media, saying that he wanted to overcome the sea of ​​suffering and cancel the underworld.

All of a sudden, the Buddha and the Buddhist world became popular. There were countless believers, and the belief of creation spread throughout the six worlds. The Four King Kongs and the Eighteen Arhats also became famous.

But Yutu couldn't stand it anymore. If this skewer spread to the demon world, wouldn't it be to take the monsters in the demon world?The population of the Yaozu will become smaller and smaller after going back and forth, just as the Jade Emperor wanted.

It came to the fairy world to inquire about the news of the fairy world, and even provoke conflicts between the fairy world and other realms.

"Report to the Jade Emperor, the God of Cookery's grilled skewers are very delicious. If they are promoted, they will definitely sell well, but they are a bit too monotonous."

Yutu paused at this point, arousing the curiosity of others.

"Do you have a lot of opinions today, bunny? Tell me."

The Jade Emperor sneered, it is necessary to change the representative of the Yaozu, such a straightforward provocation is too stupid.

"Jade Emperor, you have been striving for a harmonious, peaceful and stable seven realms, but recently I heard that Xu Xian from the Buddhist realm and Bai Suzhen from the fairy realm wanted to reunite with each other. This seems to be inconsistent with the policy you have always advocated, what is free love, or do you simply look down on us Yaozu?"

Yutu didn't hide his identity at this time, anyway, the Jade Emperor should have realized his purpose of coming to the fairyland, Wu Gang has also become his own palm, and it is meaningless to continue to stay in the fairyland.

"Taibai Jinxing, Yuelao, is there such a thing?"

The Jade Emperor frowned. Didn't Xu Xian have converted to Buddhism and become a faithful believer? How could he hook up with Bai Suzhen all of a sudden?

Bai Suzhen was originally just a little fairy, if it wasn't for her son who was more competitive, and her parents with good backgrounds, she wouldn't be a special case for her to be in the fairy class.

Bai Suzhen's father, Teng Snake, and mother Bai Zhen are the left and right protectors of the ancient goddess Nuwa Empress. Although the two left and right protectors live in seclusion in the demon world after Butian, they can't give up any face.

"To the Jade Emperor, after all, both of them are from the fairy world. Since the red line has been drawn back then, it cannot be broken, unless the law of heaven does not allow it."

Yuelao sighed, dodging left and right, but he was still taken aback by this bastard.

Xu Xian is a representative of the bachelors promoted by the Buddha himself, and his words and deeds represent the Buddhist world; the white lady is ranked behind the fairy class because of her relationship with her parents, and the Jade Emperor also takes good care of her, and Yuelao is even more so. Every time I see her, I have to be respectful.

The marriage between two people is not so easy to solve. I thought that with the client of Baihe Jiayuan and the free love policy of the Jade Emperor, they would not have trouble with me, but today the Jade Emperor obviously wanted to make it happen. The responsibility was shifted to himself, and as a subordinate, he could only swallow the bitterness into his stomach.

"Jade Emperor, I can't really blame Yuelao for this matter. The Monster Hunt movie has received a good response recently. Not only is the relationship between Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen relaxed, but there are also many immortals and monster women who have been in contact..."

After all, Taibai Jinxing and Yuelao have a cooperative relationship, if everything is pushed to Yuelao, it will have a great impact on his business.

Yutu sneered, this time I will see how you solve it.

On one side is the Buddha, but they are all bachelors. As long as Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's old relationship rekindles, where will the Buddha's face be put?The other party is Bai Suzhen, if you don't give Bai Suzhen any face, you won't give the Yaozu the face of protecting the Dharma, it depends on how you explain to them.

The more the Jade Emperor thought about it, the more angry he became. The reason why the grand opening ceremony turned out like this is all due to this rabbit, but how did she come here without her in the invitation letter?

"Wu Gang, didn't I punish you to cut down trees? Whoever told you to come, go back."

The Jade Emperor was even more angry when he saw that Wu Gang was still feasting there, it must be you, you bastard.

You said that it would be great if you were with Chang'e, and I could also benefit from your light and get closer to the ancient gods, but you would have caused so much trouble for me. Having such an idiot relative is really a headache.

"Taibai, Yuelao, one of you is in charge of foreign affairs and publicity, and the other is in charge of marriage relations. I will leave this matter to you."

The Jade Emperor sighed, it must be resolved as soon as possible, if this bastard gets the matter out, the Buddha and the Demon Emperor will have to come to the door.

"Taibai, Yuelao, don't you know the God of the God Realm, you can ask him if there is any way."

The Queen Mother of the West found that the Jade Emperor's complexion was not very good. If he found out about her ambiguous relationship with the Demon Emperor, she would have to fight again.

"Thank you, Queen Mother, for reminding me."

Taibai nodded to Yuelao, he could only turn to God for help in this kind of matter.

It's just that everyone didn't notice that Tieguai Li was very upset at this time. He finally managed to promote the business of the winery in his senior year, but who knew he was disturbed by someone.

Little brat, I'll see how I deal with you later, and let you know that disabled people are not easy to mess with.

Other rabbits are so cute and cute, why are you full of bad water?

(End of this chapter)