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Chapter 51
Hao Qiang thought he had read it wrong, but the location above showed this place.

This old boy is really not a good thing.

Turning on the camera, I found that the Jade Emperor was playing the piano, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv was singing and dancing. The scene was very harmonious.

Hao Qiang shook his head, playing so well, you have it.

However, Hao Qiang was immediately attracted by the dancing posture of Nine Heavens Xuannv. The standard S-shaped curve can make all kinds of difficult movements, especially the slender waist is too tempting.

"Brother Jade Emperor, it's all your fault, you've grown flesh."

After the Nine Heavens Xuannv sang a song, she tapped the Jade Emperor's chest lightly, looking like you are really bad.

"Xuannv, haven't you heard a sentence... Even if you have tens of millions of immortal coins, but you can't beat a woman's breasts, my brother is doing it for your own good."

The Jade Emperor laughed, your current size is still a bit short of what I expected, and you need to continue to adjust.

"You're so bad... You've grown up a lot, why don't you touch it?"

Nine Heavens Xuannv flew onto the bed, raised her legs, and made a seductive movement.

"Xuannu, we have agreed that we will only fall in love and not have sex. After all, I am a married man."

The Jade Emperor has always kept his promises, and he also regrets why he made this agreement with the Nine Heavens Xuannv back then, but whoever made women like innocent men at that time, it is not like they are all flirtatious now.

"I heard that God gave the Queen Mother a set of stockings? I also want..."

Nine Heavens Xuannv is a little disappointed, she has been single for so many years, she is also lonely and cold, and she also wants someone to accompany her at all times when she is bored, instead of sneaking here every time.

"Don't worry, I've made an agreement with the Queen Mother, if Shangshen gives her the goods, they can only be sold in your clothing city."

The Jade Emperor touched her head and kissed her forehead lightly.

Is this grandparent love?
Hao Qiang found that the Jade Emperor looked over 40 years old, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv was maintained like a little girl in her early twenties.

Jade Emperor, for the sake of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, I can only wrong you temporarily.

"Wang Mu, the Jade Emperor is having an affair with the Queen Mother of the West, come to the bedroom quickly."

Hao Qiang immediately sent a message to the Queen Mother. At this time, it depends on the Jade Emperor's mediation ability.

"The world is going down..."

Hao Qiang couldn't help sighing, but this frightened the Jade Emperor and Nine Heavens Xuannv.

It's not a glorious thing in the first place, if the underground love history of the two of them is exposed, the image will be greatly reduced.

"Who is so bold."

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, and immediately began to search for the source of the sound, but it didn't work, but he could still feel a pair of eyes staring at the direction of his bedroom.

Could it be Asura provoking?Or Buddha warning?
The Jade Emperor was full of thoughts. These two people were the most suspicious. One was a jerk who was having an affair with his wife, and the other was an overlord whose image had recently been damaged. He was in urgent need of support.

"This seat is the God of the God Realm. I didn't expect the Jade Emperor to be a man of nature."

Hao Qiang hastily revealed his false identity, and the provincial Jade Emperor used various resources to investigate, and it would be over if the truth was revealed.

"I made God laugh, Xuannv and I have a pretty good relationship."

The Jade Emperor laughed, he didn't expect that the first meeting with Shangshen would be this occasion, but why did the Shangshen he knew have such a different personality from this one?

The other gods are always strict, but this one seems to be not too old.

"The population problem exists not only in your fairy world, but also in the god world. This seat's research found that the reason why men and women are restless is mainly caused by something called hormones, so you don't have to be humble."

Hao Qiang first gave the Jade Emperor a step down, lest he keep doubting himself.

"Hormones? Can it be excreted?"

The Jade Emperor is worried about the population problem, as long as this thing is completely eradicated, everything will be fine.

"Hormones are like the lifespan of a person. Youth and teenagers are the most passionate, and they will gradually disappear as life span increases... Of course, this is just a common feature, and there may be exceptions."

Hao Qiang sighed helplessly when he thought that many old professors were still active on campus in reality, molesting this ignorant classmate and that immature girl who wanted to get a diploma.

"Xuannv, get out of here..."

Suddenly, a roar came from outside the bedroom, and the angry Queen Mother immediately flew to the bedroom.

Originally, she was taking a selfie, showing off her two big white legs, but suddenly heard a voice saying that Nine Heavens Xuannv came to the bedroom to look for the Jade Emperor in broad daylight, which made her very angry.

It was still past one o'clock in the middle of the night when I went out to look for Asura, but you are so good, you actually brought it to the door of your house.

"Queen Mother, why are you here?"

The Jade Emperor was taken aback. This time period should be the time for her to take selfies and put on makeup. She couldn't stop within three to five hours. Why did she suddenly come to the bedroom today?

"Hmph, if I don't come again, the position of the head of the female fairy will probably be replaced."

The Queen Mother sneered, and fixed her eyes on the Nine Heavens Profound Girl. This flirt was wearing a red obscene dress today, obviously she was hooking up with the Jade Emperor to go to bed.

Isn't it just that the breasts are bigger than yourself? What's the point of pride?

But how did she look like a pumpkin, isn't she afraid of falling off?
"Brother Jade Emperor and I are just talking about music theory, we are innocent."

Nine Heavens Xuannv tidy up her clothes, today is really unlucky, how could she be found out?

She was also a little bit wronged, she and the Jade Emperor were indeed innocent, they only slept and did not enter the body, I really don't know if the Jade Emperor was not functioning properly, he could bear such a graceful body like himself.

"Innocence? I'm still innocent after going to bed..."

The queen mother laughed angrily, this woman is really shameless, she is more dissolute than herself, she wants to set up a memorial arch even after being a bitch.

"I'm still a virgin. You're also a woman. If you don't believe me, come and check!"

Jiutian Xuannv is so angry that you, a woman who is messing around outside, have long been black fungus, and you even taught yourself a lesson.

Besides, you and the Jade Emperor didn't get a marriage certificate, so I'm not a mistress.

"Okay, take off your clothes..."

The queen mother's stubborn temper has also come, even if you are not, I will make you a woman today.

"Nonsense... God is still here."

The Jade Emperor frowned, he was ashamed and thrown into the God Realm today, and he would never be able to hold his head up before the God.

Hao Qiang was secretly amused, and was waiting for the Queen Mother's action, but unexpectedly the majestic Queen Mother was also cursing like a shrew.

Sure enough, no one can offend a woman if he offends anyone!
Cough!

"The marriage system needs to be improved..."

Hao Qiang coughed, he could see that the Jade Emperor was changing the subject again, hoping he could help solve it.

"Thank you God for reminding me, I will leave it to Yue Lao to handle it later."

The Jade Emperor sighed, he didn't expect that he would have today. He had the right to have three wives and four concubines, but this time he had to be monogamous with the public.

Self-inflicted can't live!
(End of this chapter)