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Chapter 53 Are You Blind?
God should have an easier way!
"I have too many fans... always want to give birth to me, I can't bear not to satisfy their wishes, so..."

Hao Qiang didn't go on, give me a woman and I can create a race.

puff!
Taibai Jinxing spewed out a sip of wine, the God of God is powerful enough, how many people must have given cuckolds to this, a role model for my generation.

It's just that Yue Lao's face is getting darker and darker, thinking in his heart that no wonder the population of the Seven Realms is getting more and more chaotic, and I dare say you are behind the scenes.

Because how many of your couples broke up because of unidentified children in their womb, no wonder the marriage line has been intermittent in the past few hundred years, and few couples are married, it is all your fault.

"Old Yue, what are you thinking, who messed with you?"

Hao Qiang seemed very angry when he saw the muscles on Yuelao's face twitching.

It's you!
Yue Lao really wanted to scold him, but he still sighed and shut up after saying that it was all right.

"By the way, the Jade Emperor has a view on the population issue. You have to be mentally prepared."

Hao Qiang estimated that the Jade Emperor would have to discuss marriage with him later.

"thanks for reminding."

Don't mention how depressed Yuelao is, it's obviously the result of you sitting down, and I have to wipe your butt for you in the end.

"God, if you need it, you can come to me at night..."

Bai Suzhen secretly transmitted voice to Hao Qiang thousands of miles away, her face was reddish, she looked like a little girl.

Xu Xian immediately sensed something was wrong and pulled her hard.

Hao Qiang's teasing here is very happy, but Buddhism's side has almost turned the world upside down.

Hao Qiang underestimated women's sensitivity to clothes. The Queen Mother was still discussing the style of clothes with Nine Heavens Profound Girl at this time, and she hadn't even gone to the Buddha's side.

……

"Wu Fang Jie Di, hurry to Tieguai Li Winery, and bring Xu Xian back to me."

The Buddha shouted loudly, except for the Golden Winged Roc King a few years ago, no one dared to challenge his authority like this.

The five directions of Jiedi are the golden light Jiedi, the silver head Jiedi, the Boluo Jiedi, the Boluo monk Jiedi, and the Maha Jiedi. The five bachelors of Buddhism know how to exercise all day long.

"Follow the law."

The five people respectfully exited the hall and went straight to the winery.

It turned out that they had a good relationship with Xu Xian, and they took Xu Xian to exercise together if they had nothing to do, otherwise Xu Xian's strength would not have improved so quickly.

It's just that they didn't expect that this kid hid so deeply that he hooked up with his ex-wife Bai Suzhen again without anyone noticing it.

The Buddha always advocated that men should be single, and that men are like siblings and women are like clothes, but he actually violated the doctrine and betrayed brotherhood for the sake of his ex-wife, which is unforgivable.

……

"Where is Xu Xian?"

Wufang Jiedi came to the winery and gave a loud drink, but when he saw Bai Suzhen inside, his expression changed immediately.

Not shy, but angry.

It really is a person from the demon world, and he is dressed so loosely!

Jin Guang Jie Di: Unexpectedly, the atmosphere in the fairy world is so loose. Didn't the Jade Emperor say that he wanted to build a newcomer with ideals, reason, culture and quality? That's how he did it?

Silver Head Jiedi: Is this a woman's thigh?How white!

Paradise: Brother Xu must have not withstood the temptation of this goblin, the belief in being single is not firm enough!
Polo monk Jiedi: He didn't even wear obscene clothes...No, what is that steamed bun-shaped thing...There is a ditch?

Mahakatti: Amitabha Buddha, the Buddha said that women are like clothes... a woman's figure is really good.

The four heavenly kings in the room were taken aback for a moment, and when they flew out the door, they frowned and found that they were actually the four great fitness men in the Buddhist world.

They are equal in terms of status and fame, but they are the knives in the hands of the Buddha and specialize in law enforcement, which will cause big trouble.

Taibai Jinxing and Yuelao looked at each other, with a little melancholy between their brows.

Hao Qiang was also a little upset, how did the Queen Mother do things, she asked you to go to the Buddha on the front foot, and Wufang Jiedi came to find fault on the back foot.

"Five brothers, why are you here?"

Xu Xian greeted them cautiously. He knew the tempers of these five people too well, and there was absolutely nothing good about them.

"According to the decree of the Buddha, please go back and receive the precepts."

Jin Guangjiedi stepped forward and stared at Xu Xian coldly, thanks to me teaching you how to get eight-pack abs the fastest, you just repay me like this?
"Who dares to catch my man?"

Bai Suzhen sacrificed the realgar sword and stood guard in front of Xu Xian, her pair of big white legs were especially dazzling.

"Bold, actually seduce my five bachelors in broad daylight."

Jin Guangjiedi frowned, he had always been proud of being a bachelor, yet this woman dared to seduce him.

Singles are also divided into levels. The first level is single slaves, who have just joined Buddhism; secondly, they have written an application for singleness and have been approved by the singles committee to become bachelors; thirdly, they have created singles with their own characteristics. Single bodhisattvas, the most advanced ones are Buddhas, who have become representatives of singleness.

"Put away your seductive means, we are bachelors, you are just a piece of clothing in my eyes."

Although Yintou Jiedi said so, he couldn't help but stare at Bai Suzhen's big white legs, and he was a little puzzled, why men have leg hair, but women don't?

"I seduce you? Are you worthy?"

Bai Suzhen sneered, these bald guys are really narcissistic.

"You're naked, I don't even bother to touch you, women are really dirty."

Jin Guangjiedi looked at Bai Suzhen contemptuously, she has a good skin, look at your chest is so big, it's full of fat, it's not healthy at all.

"Where did this grandson come from?"

Hao Qiang was very upset when he heard this sentence, it's fine if you don't know how to take care of such a beautiful woman, but she insulted her, obviously she was looking for trouble.

"He is Jinguang Jiedi, the number one bachelor in the Buddhist world."

It was the first time Taibai Jinxing lost his temper when he saw Shangshen, so he couldn't help but feel a little worried.

"The Buddhist world has to be rectified."

Hao Qiang stopped talking after leaving a word, which frightened Yue Lao and Taibai Jinxing.

Could it be that God is going to make a big move to attack the Buddhist world?

"Jinguang Jiedi, this is my territory, Tieguai Li, you dare to come and make trouble?"

Tieguai Li couldn't stand it any longer, as it would delay his own business if it went on like this.

There are quite a few immortals drinking and eating in the winery, because they came out to watch the fun.

Riyoushen: He was just promoted to the deputy director of the Public Security Bureau, and it is not easy to catch things if things get serious, because he is an outsider!
Giant Spirit God: Sure enough, bald people are perverts, and I don't like such a beautiful woman... How nice it is to be my woman!

Barefoot Daxian: Barefoot people are not afraid of being bald, it’s better to make things worse!
God of Wealth Zhao Gongming: Why is my daughter-in-law a bastard... Seeing how plump her woman is, I am... a complete match.

"Tieguai Li, I follow the Buddha's command, and I don't want to bully you as a cripple... This woman is so revealingly dressed, it looks like she's for sale. It's a good thing you guys like her so much."

Jin Guangjiedi looked at the people in the fairy world contemptuously. It's unimaginable that so many people like this kind of woman who rides thousands of people.

"Are you blind?"

Suddenly, an angry voice came from behind, which attracted everyone's attention.

"Bachelors really don't have hair and knowledge."

A pair of long legs stopped in the air, staring fixedly at Jin Guangjiedi.

Yuelao and Taibaijinxing opened their mouths, is this really the Queen Mother?
"Who dares to be disrespectful to my Buddhist world?"

Jin Guangjiedi turned around to reprimand him, but when he found out that it was the Queen Mother of the West, he was immediately dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)