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Chapter 603 Entering the Underworld for the First Time
Hao Qiang understands what Jing Yi is thinking, but the problem now is not as simple as he thought.

After the three of them went back, Hao Qiang said to Jing Yi: "It would be great if you thought it was so simple. Now we still have the intention to attack the underworld. The water moon is no longer working for the water god. Now that the fire dragon is gone, even if the East As soon as the emperor makes soy sauce, the gods of water and god of fire will join forces, and you still want to attack the underworld? It would be nice if King Qin Guang of the underworld didn't take the opportunity to make trouble!"

Jing Yi: "If people in the God Realm think that the fire dragon is still alive, will they have time to attack the Underworld first?"

Hao Qiang: "You mean there is a solution?"

Jing Yi stretched out his hand: "Haha, I took his magic card, so I pretended to be him during this time. I will buy you time, and at the same time use his identity to order the remnants of the Long family to stop and slowly let them disband by themselves." .”

Hao Qiang didn't expect that Jing Yi, who is usually so funny, would be so reliable at critical moments, so he immediately agreed.

The affairs of the world are handed over to Han Bing, because the Celestial Pet Legion is born with the immortal energy of the heavens and cannot enter the underworld, so they can just stay and protect Han Bing, and let Han Bing temporarily take over the Celestial Pet Legion, with Liu Rumeng as an assistant.

With Xiang Yu and Zhao Dahai, Hao Qiang helped Zhao Dahai hire the upper body of the Yin general, and they went to the underworld.At the same time, he informed Black and White Impermanence: "I believe that you all know about King Qin Guang. This time I will take someone to the underworld, and I hope to get your cooperation."

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The first pass of the underworld, the Liangjie Mountain, is the only way to truly enter the underworld after passing the Liangjie Mountain.

Why is it Liangjie Mountain instead of a Yin-Yang gate seen on TV? Hao Qiang doesn’t know why, this is what Heiwuchang told him. To enter the underworld, you must pass Liangjie Mountain. There are bull heads and horse faces guarding here. These two guys don't recognize their relatives, and they don't give face to anyone.

Hao Qiang: "Get out of the way, you two brats!"

Niu Tou: "Cut! Don't say it's you, even if Fuxi comes, unless it's a damned undead, no one will even think of passing here!"

Ma Mian: "Brother Niu, what nonsense! We have the right, trespassers die, if we can kill Shangshen, then wouldn't our buddies become famous?"

After hearing this, Xiang Yu took a step forward: "I am an undead, but Qin Liaoguang Wang ordered me to arrive in the human world. Now I want to go back and return to my order. I can go in!"

Niutou: "Of course you can, let's go."

As Xiang Yu passed by, he gave his eyes one by one. Hao Qiang immediately understood, and thought: "You two are going to be in trouble."

Sure enough, as soon as Xiang Yu passed, he turned around suddenly, and then directly put the bull's head and horse face down, and then waved his hand: "Your leader has been defeated by me. Now I am the master here. Now I give the order to let you go!"

All the little devils don't know how powerful Xiang Yu is, the boss is knocked down and fainted there, so don't go there to die, just let him go!
After passing Liangjie Mountain, Black and White Impermanence is already there to respond. Even if Xiang Yu doesn't put down the bull's head and horse face, the two brothers will do it later. broken!The money printing machine was started to inflate the underworld to a great extent, and it also advertised itself as having the ability to manage the underworld economy well.

Hei Wuchang pointed his finger: "In front of Shangshen is the Department of Reincarnation! After passing there is the Guangwang Mansion, but we have no right to enter the Department of Reincarnation. It is under the management of Judge Cui. We can only send Shangshen here. And Xiang Yu is just fighting If you get dizzy, I'm afraid they'll take a shortcut, and I've already reported it to Judge Cui!"

Xiang Yu: "Damn it, I was thinking that everyone would live in the underworld, to give them face, if I had known earlier, I would have killed them."

Hao Qiang: "It's right that you didn't kill him, otherwise you will be a sinner in the world, just like you burned the Afang Palace back then. Qin Huang is a tyrant who can be killed, but the Afang Palace is a precious heritage. Why are you still indifferent now? ?”

Xiang Yu: "Then it's right for them to make small reports?"

Hao Qiang: "I didn't say what they did was right, but there must be someone in their position. Think about it, black and white impermanence is responsible for catching the dead souls, while the bull-headed horse-face is only in charge of guarding the door, preventing ordinary people from entering casually, and undead souls from leaving easily. I haven’t made any mistakes in the past few years, and human beings still say that no one is perfect, let alone two little ghosts? You say you want to kill them, what will happen to these thousands of undead who follow them into the world?”

Xiang Yu was speechless after hearing this: "Damn it, isn't that like the movie Resident Evil I watched recently in the mortal world, where undead run around and humans have no place to live? It seems that their two positions are very important, fortunately I didn't kill them , Otherwise, I will really be a sinner through the ages!"

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In the Department of Reincarnation, Judge Cui received the report, but ordered: "Open the door to greet him immediately, this is the God, he must be treated well when he comes to the underworld!"

But he bit the last two words very hard, and all the little ghosts heard it clearly, and sighed in their hearts: "Haven't you always been unselfish, why did you play insidious and cunning tricks?"

"Should I tell God about this?"

"What do you think, King Guang did something wrong, we can't work for him this time, and this time it's Shangshen, let's find a way out for ourselves."

A few pick-up ghosts came over and said politely: "Judge Qin ordered us to come pick up God. The judge has an order. We must entertain God well, and we must treat him very, very well. We must ensure that God will never forget his desire for immortality. That kind of greeting will do!"

The words were not too obvious, Hao Qiang immediately heard the meaning inside: "Those who have worked hard, please lead the way ahead, I must be worthy of this greeting!"

After listening to the road, the little ghost let out a long sigh of relief. It seemed that God had received the signal, and their intentions were exhausted. The rest of the matter had nothing to do with him. Whether it was a blessing or a disaster, it was up to the gods.

After entering the Reincarnation Division, Hao Qiang immediately activated his Xintong, and thought to himself: "It's really insidious, actually poisoning the food served, but I have a hundred poisons here, haha, let's see how you end up in a while!"

While sitting down, he tugged at the corners of Zhao Dahai and Xiang Yu's clothes at the same time, and sent them Baiduxiao.

Talking and laughing happily, Hao Qiang and the others began to eat a lot.

Hao Qiang: "That's right, it's good that the wine from the underworld tastes different."

Cui Pan laughed suddenly: "You really thought that what you drank was wine. How long ago have you heard that there is wine in the underworld, and what you have is just Zhenpo soup, and this time I informed Granny Meng to increase the amount. Now you have forgotten all your past lives and are gone. Divine power, what do you use to fight me?"

Hao Qiang stood up suddenly: "Haha, if I have forgotten all the past, how can I tell you that the taste here is different from other places, you are the one who was fooled! Zhao Dahai, what are you waiting for, for such a sinister person, the insidious Soldiers serve!"

Zhao Dahai: "Okay, I really want to see what the rebellion is like. Come on, whoever has the ability to defeat this guy first will be the new judge!"

"Fuck me, there is a judge, I have to earn this fame, kill him!" All the Yin soldiers rushed towards Judge Cui with red eyes.

(End of this chapter)