Chapter 135, Bodyguard

"bodyguard?"

"Yes."

in the apartment...

Shangguan Xiaoxue is taking a bath,
Tang Zang and Tang Sansan sat on the sofa chatting,
Tang Sansan put the book in his hand on the table, and continued: "Call my dad tomorrow and ask him to transfer me to shift one. I want to keep an eye on you, lest you use my body to do bad things."

Tang Zang ate potato chips and said, "Why do you want me to call your dad? It's not my dad."

Tang Sansan: "You are using...my body now!!!"

"..."

"Sorry, I almost forgot, haha~"

Tang Zang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

"By the way, what happened to the bodyguard you just mentioned?"

Tang Sansan sighed, and said: "My dad called me last month and told me to arrange a personal bodyguard for me this month until I graduate."

Tang Zang nodded: "This is a good thing, why are you sighing?"

Tang Sansan glared at Tang Zang: "Personal bodyguard! Do you know what a personal bodyguard is? Sleeping in the same room with you, sneaking behind you like a thief all day long, can you bear it?
Also, I heard that the bodyguard is a special soldier who used to live on the mountain, but now he has received the mission and came down the mountain. "

"Very good, you are equivalent to half a bodyguard now, come on, when you transfer to the first class, you will be my personal bodyguard."

Tang Zang gave him a cheering gesture.

"Tang Sanzang, I don't want to fight with you today, don't be so stingy."

Tang Zang sucked his fingers holding the potato chips, and said, "First, my name is not Tang Sanzang, I am Tang Zang. Second, even if you want to fight, it is your body that is being hit, I don't care."

"you!!"

Tang Sansan glared at her again,
Although Tang Sansan is a boy now, when he got angry, he felt like a little girl.

(Tang Zang is a girl now...ah no, it's a goddess, so Tang Zang's "he" is changed to "she"...Tang Sansan is the same.)
"I don't want to argue with you, give me the TV remote control."

Tang Zang put the remote control behind his back: "Why give it to you?"

Tang Sansan: "Now you are using my body, living in my house, sleeping with my best friend, am I not even qualified to use a remote control?"

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense."

Tang Zang put the potato chips on the table, and pointed out Tang Sansan's wrong statement: "Your bestie and I just sleep on the same bed, which means two different things from sleeping with your bestie, and I'm Tang Sansan now, and I'm also That is to say, everything in this room is mine, you... forget it, I don't have such an ugly thing as you. "

"Tang Sanzang!!"

"What?"

"Give me the remote!"

"If you don't give it, what can I do?"

"I strangle you to death!!"

So...

The two who didn't want to fight started wrestling again, hitting from the sofa to under the TV, and then from under the TV to the door of the bedroom...

Another coincidence is that Shangguan Xiaoxue just came out of the bathroom and saw the scene of the two of them wrestling...

"Rogue!! Let go of my Sansan!"

then……

Tang Sansan is in tragedy again,
5 minutes later……

Tang Sansan sat on the sofa with a bruised nose and a swollen face, staring at Tang Zang resentfully, his face full of grievances.

Shangguan Xiaoxue gently tidied Tang Zang's hair, and did not forget to take a look at Tang Sansan: "My family Sansan kindly took you in, but you still don't know how to flatter you, you bully my family Sansan all day long, and even take advantage of my family Sansan, just Sansan Miyoshi talks, if it were me, I would kick you out."

Tang Zang: "Xiaoxue, don't blame him. I was wrong. I shouldn't argue with him. After all, his IQ is only in junior high school."

Shangguan Xiaoxue: "Sansan, why do you still have such a kind side? I didn't realize it before. It's a pity that your kindness is used on a guy who repays kindness with revenge."

The two sang a harmony,
Hearing that Tang Sansan almost had a cerebral hemorrhage, he was so angry that he shouted even more in his heart,

I am the real Tang Sansan!Thanks to the fact that we have been together for so long, you didn't recognize me, you fake girlfriend!

Tang Zang and Tang Sansan agreed that they could not tell anyone their real identity, and Shangguan Xiaoxue was no exception, so Tang Sansan could only complain in his heart and did not tell Shangguan Xiaoxue the truth.

"Don't you want the remote control, hey, here you are."

Tang Zang handed the remote control to Tang Sansan.

To be honest, if Tang Zang is really a woman, then she really has the potential to become a green tea.

Now he acted as if he had made a mistake, and he was furious when he saw Tang Zang.

"Don't watch it, go to bed, and have class tomorrow."

After the words fell, Tang Sansan ran into Shangguan Xiaoxue's bedroom angrily.

Seeing Tang Sansan close the door, Shangguan Xiaoxue sat beside Tang Zang: "Sansan, how can you allow a man to live in the same room as us? What if he becomes a beast..."

Tang Zang: "Well, look at him like that, if he really wants to get wild, you can crush him to death."

"It makes sense."

Shangguan Xiaoxue nodded, and continued: "By the way, Sansan, I remember that the bodyguard arranged by uncle should arrive in a few days? I heard that the bodyguard is quite handsome."

Seeing Shangguan Xiaoxue's nympho, Tang Zang shook his head helplessly: "Yes, we have to move to a big house, otherwise there won't be enough rooms."

Shangguan Xiaoxue just likes to look at handsome guys, just like men on the street like to look at beautiful women. Her criteria for choosing a mate are: handsome is not necessarily acceptable, not handsome is not necessarily impossible.

Shangguan Xiaoxue: "Don't worry, my dad has arranged for us a long time ago. It is in the new urban area. My dad specially bought us a big and beautiful villa. Let alone four people, there is no room for ten people. question."

"New town? It seems a bit far from the school."

"Oh, what are you afraid of? My dad is very thoughtful and prepared a full-time driver for us."

Tang Zang: "Your father is so caring."

ding dong~

Shangguan Xiaoxue's cell phone rang, it should be a text message, she looked at the cell phone and said: "My dad sent me a message, he must have prepared something for me, I will read it to you."

After clicking on the text message, she came out confidently: "Shangguan Xiaoxue, don't think that you asked Sansan to buy you a bag in Tangling Square. I don't know. I will pay back the money you owed Sansan for you, but these two months Your pocket money is only [-] yuan, and you don’t even think about the birthday present I prepared for you... I want it..."

As soon as Shangguan Xiaoxue finished reading, Tang Zang received a text message from the bank on his mobile phone, no more, no less, exactly 13.

On the other hand, Shangguan Xiaoxue held Tang Zang in her arms and cried bitterly, "San San, woo woo woo...the pocket money is only [-], how can you make me suffer."

Hearing these words, the corners of Tang Zang's mouth twitched...

only... ten thousand,
Listen, listen, is this frankly speaking silver?
Some people work so hard that they can't get a salary of [-] yuan a month. Your pocket money alone is [-] yuan. Do you think it's too little?

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(End of this chapter)

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