Character plot experience system

Chapter 245, Overlord Meal
"Anything to eat?"

Tang Zang didn't care about what he once said, "punish evil and promote good, and support justice." 'He only cares about whether there is food and whether he is full.

If there is food, in Tangzang's opinion, it doesn't matter whether he finds his family or not.

The feeling of being hungry is very uncomfortable. He would rather plow ten acres of land than skip a meal.

Hearing Tang Zang's question, Zeng was taken aback for a moment,
At first he thought that Tang Zang was going to say "Is there any good?" After hearing it clearly, he realized that what Tang Zang said was "Is there any food?"

I once came back to my senses and patted my chest to promise: "We two will punish the evil and promote the good together. Are you afraid that there will be no food? I swear to the heavens that you can eat delicious food and drink spicy food. If you miss a meal, I will kill you." If there is a thunderbolt from the sky, you will die badly."

"No need to be struck by lightning."

Tang Zang said lightly: "If you let me skip a meal, I will bury you."

Tang Zang's words without a trace of emotion made Zeng shudder, and once thought that if he really let him eat less, he would really be buried alive by him.

"Don't worry. I'm out of menstruation, and once I say something, it's hard to follow."

Tang Zang nodded: "Let's go, there are still a few hours before dinner, if you don't have dinner, I will bury you."

once:. . .

"Okay, come with me. I know there is a small town near here, and there are many delicious things in the town."

Once led the way, Tang Zang followed closely behind.

In this way, he once led Tang Zang to leave the original path and walk on another path.

If Tang Zang doesn't listen to him, doesn't follow him, and continues walking along this road...

Walking this road for another three miles, you can see a majestic mansion on the side of the road, and when you look up, you can see the plaque on the entrance of the mansion...

Tang House
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Tang Zang followed him to the town he mentioned. The town is not prosperous and there are not many people.

When they walked into the town, the people in the town didn't pay attention to them at all. Maybe they were used to the town often having outsiders, or maybe they just didn't bother to pay attention.

Once: "This is the town I was talking about, how is it, do you smell the aroma of meat in the cake?"

Tang Zang shook his head: "I didn't smell anything, I just saw that you stepped on dog shit when you entered the town."

once:"!!!!!"

Looking down at the sole of the shoe, he saw a puddle of black stuff sticking to the sole of his shoe, and there was also a circle of dark stuff around the shoe, so he knew what it was without asking.

Tang Zang: "You can taste it, I'm not sure if it's dog shit, maybe it's human shit."

once:. . . . .

Can this stuff be tasted casually?No... You can't taste this thing at all!

Tang Zang: "If you don't want to taste it, you still have to find something to eat for me. You still have an hour. When I don't have enough to eat, I will let you taste the excrement from the sole of your shoe first, and then I will bury you."

This is the first time that Tang Zang has said such a long speech. The main reason is that his lust has been unfrozen by 5.00%. He knows how to say and how to do it in order to get the greatest benefit for himself.

The greatest characteristic of human nature is selfishness, and Tang Zang is no exception. When 5.00% of lust is unfreezed, selfishness dominates most of it.

once:"..."

You had to feed me shit to bury me. Did I hire a helper or the plague god?
"Follow me, I won't starve you."

I once took Tang Zang to a restaurant. The hotel was a bit old. It used that kind of tile room, and the decoration inside was also very old. The waiter was still called Xiaoer instead of waiter. The restaurant should not be called a restaurant, but an inn. Be more considerate.

"Call me!"

At this time,

A gentle man was thrown out of the door of the inn, and several young men surrounded him with punches and kicks.

"You motherfucker didn't even inquire, dare to eat the overlord's meal in our inn, I didn't beat you to death!"

Several mistresses surrounded the man and beat him up again, and it took several minutes before they stopped.

A few boys walked back to the inn,

Once squatting down, looking at the man who was beaten up with bruises and swollen face, he swallowed his saliva: "Big brother, are you eating the king's meal?"

The man rubbed his slapped face, thinking he was laughing at him, he glared at Zeng: "Why! No way! I love to eat, I enjoy it, I am happy, I am comfortable! Your mother can control you!"

Once: "Does it hurt?"

"None of your business! I'm going to eat elsewhere."

The man got up and patted his buttocks, then turned around and walked away gracefully.

Once watching the man walk away, he took a deep breath: "Go, brother eighteen, I invite you to eat, let go, let go and eat."

Tang Zang was not polite, as soon as he entered the inn, he ordered a dozen dishes and three big bowls of rice.

I was not to be outdone, and opened up a bit,

You must eat enough, or you will lose money if you wait.

When the dishes were served, the two of them had a meal, and there were only a few vegetables left on the table.

When you're full, it's time to check out.

ever rich?
Of course, there is no money. How can a person like him who lives and eats every day save money?

Once: "Brother eighteen, you go to Zhenkou and wait for me first, and I will find you later."

Tang Zang nodded, got up and walked out of the inn, heading to the agreed location.

After Tang Zang walked away, he called Xiao Er...

"Little Er, check out!"

"Hey, here we come~"

The shop clerk came over and rubbed his hands: "Guest officer, the total is 56 cents. I'll give you a zero and charge you 56 cents."

Once nodded: "Don't slap your face, come on."

Shopkeeper: . . . . . .

Once: "What are you looking at? I eat a king's meal, hurry up and hit me, I'm in a hurry. If you don't hit me, I will leave."

The waiter's smile gradually became brighter, and his eyes seemed to glow...

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Waited at the entrance of the town for about half an hour,
Tang Zang finally saw the past,
In addition to tears, there were bruises and bruises on his face. He covered his back, where the chrysanthemums were, and limped towards Tang Zang, and he could still faintly hear his crying... …

"Woooooo... I thought I was just being beaten up, but I didn't expect there to be three strong men waiting for me in the bathroom, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pregnant like a woman..."

After finally limping in front of Tang Zang, Tang Zang's words made him not know how to answer...

"Have you eaten Bawang's meal? Lili said that if you eat Bawang's meal, you will be forced to bow by the Bawang. Lili told me not to eat Bawang's meal, and you should not eat it in the future."

once:. . . . .

What do you mean I eat a king's meal! ?You fucking eat too, okay?It is you who eat the most!
Also, I know both Laozi and Confucius, but who the hell is Lili!

You better stop talking about the overlord's hard bow!When I mention it..... it hurts...

Those bastards really don't show any affection at all, it hurts me to death, and I don't know if I can still shit tomorrow...

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(End of this chapter)