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Chapter 253 Why are passionate people always hurt mercilessly

Chapter 253 Why are passionate people always hurt mercilessly
"so big…………"

"What a big banana!!!"

There is a banana tree here, and the trees are full of ripe bananas. There is a stream of water on the side of the banana tree. The water flows down from the mountain. It should be the legendary "mountain spring water".

I can't wait to eat bananas,
He jumped onto one of the banana trees, rubbed it several times, reached the top, and stretched out his hand to touch the banana.
Grabbing one of the bananas, he gave it a hard pull...

I thought I could break a banana, but I didn't expect... because the banana was too ripe and soft, he pulled and pinched it so hard...

Hey~~
It's like when you're pulling poop... It's like stretching out your hand to pinch poop, it's so disgusting.

But I didn't feel disgusted before, I put my hand full of banana meat into my mouth, and licked hard,

"Emma, ​​it's so sweet."

After licking his hands clean, he stretched out his hand again. This time he was smarter, grabbed the root of the banana, and pulled it hard, and the whole bunch of bananas was pulled off by him.
He jumped off the banana tree, sat by the stream, and ate the bananas one by one.

Ripe bananas are soft and sweet, very delicious, and some bananas may have a little meaty taste, which provides rich protein for eaters.Simply put, there are worms in bananas.

However, the banana flavor is enough to cover up the abundant protein taste of bugs, even if they accidentally eat it, they will not be able to find it.Unless you see half a worm while eating.

Bananas are very big and delicious. He once wished he could eat them all, but unfortunately, he was full after eating only five.

He saw that half of the bananas he pulled out were left uneaten, but he couldn't eat any more, and he felt it was a waste to throw it away, and he couldn't eat it if he didn't throw it away.

"How about... take it back to the eighteen brothers to eat. He also ate steamed buns for several days, take them back to let him try something new. Eighteen brothers may be impressed by me after eating such a sweet banana. You won’t bury me with your mouth. Hmm! This is really a good idea, it’s really a pity that I didn’t become a scholar.”

Thinking in this way, he picked up the banana, washed it with water, and then returned the same way with the banana.

Walking back to the original position, Tang Zang was still resting with his eyes closed. He didn't open them because he knew he had come back.

I once picked up a banana and was about to wake Tang Zang to eat it, but was knocked down by a very inconspicuous stone.
puff~
Ouch... my jaw... my teeth...

And the banana in his hand also fell from a height,
A banana that was already overripe can be crushed with a light pinch, and if it falls from a height, the result can be imagined.

It is equivalent to a complete cake falling from a height of one meter, and the soft cake is instantly splashed,
Fortunately, the bananas are still some distance away from Tang Zang, so they won't splash on Tang Zang.

It used to be a bit of a tragedy. I fell down and lost a tooth. The bananas I finally got back... It’s cheaper for the father-in-law.

He got up from the ground, patted the dust off his body, and walked to the ugly banana,

It's a pity that the eighteen brothers didn't get to eat such a good banana.

Wait a minute! !The banana meat that didn't splash on the ground is not dirty and can still be eaten!
Thinking of this, he immediately stretched out his hands and picked up the clean banana meat bit by bit.

It happened that Tang Zang opened his eyes at this time. In Tang Zang's eyes, he was picking up shit at this time, and he was picking up shit carefully, with regretful eyes and drooling.

Why is he picking up shit?Have time to pick up shit, but no time to look for food?
Zeng finally held the clean banana meat in his palm, looked up at Tang Zang, saw that Tang Zang had woken up, and said with a smile: "Brother Eighteen, it's just in time for you to wake up, come and taste it, it's so sweet , I managed to get it."

With that said, he walked towards Tang Zang with the banana meat in his hands.

For the first time, Tang Zang had a disgusted expression on his face.

Lili said that it is insulting to give others to eat the pulled out food.There is another word for this kind of behavior...

Shit you!

When Tang Zang's disgusted expression appeared, the words above his head appeared again...

Desire thawing progress: 15.00%………(Continuing to thaw…)
Once: "Come, come and eat..."

Bang!
I saw Tang Zang dodging to come behind Zeng, kicking out,
what! ! !
boom!
He was kicked and flew away once, and the banana meat in his hand fell right in front of him, and he was kicked several meters away. This time, he was really kicked to eat "shit".

Before I could react,
Tang Zang stepped forward and gave him a beating.

The beating didn't stop for 10 minutes.
After stopping, Tang Zang felt that it was not enough, so he kicked again.

"Ah! Why did you kick me again when you stopped... woo woo woo..."

Tang Zang: "If you let me eat this kind of thing next time, it will be more than a simple beating."

"Woooooo..."

I used to hug myself and cry bitterly...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobananas

woo woo woo woo…………

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn’t bring it back for you to eat, and it’s fine if I don’t praise me, but I still hit me... woo woo woo... I hate it...

I blame myself for being sentimental. If I hadn’t pretended to be sentimental and brought bananas back, I wouldn’t have fallen, and if I didn’t know how to wrestle, I wouldn’t have been beaten. It’s fine if I was beaten, but I still threatened me, woo woo woo… It’s so hard to be a human, It's harder to be a good man......

Why are passionate people always hurt mercilessly...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

night falls...

Once squatting on the side sobbing softly,

Tang Zang drank water and gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, which made him feel full easily.

The fullness of eating is satisfying, but the feeling of not being full can drive Tang Zang crazy.

After a simple dinner, Tang Zang originally wanted to stare at the starry sky in a daze as usual, but the sobbing made him feel unbearable.

He stood up and walked to Zeng's side,

I once turned my head to look at Tang Zang, with snot and tears streaming down my face, looking aggrieved,
If you don't coax me, I just keep crying.It's not good to give two steamed buns.

Tang Zangju looked at him condescendingly, and said lightly, "Shut up, cry again, and bury him."

Originally, the two steamed buns were not easy to use, but now the six characters are easy to use. He shut up, he stopped crying, but his nose was still running.

It's really annoying, I'm wronged, I can't even cry.After I go back, I will definitely complain to Zeng Yi.

Once calmed down, Tang Zang got his wish and could be in a daze quietly.

Once got up and patted the dirt on his buttocks, walked to Tang Zang's side, unwrapped the package and took out the steamed buns, and started today's dinner.

It's just getting dark now, and the bandits probably haven't fallen asleep yet. The previous plan was to wait until late at night before doing anything, that is, they still have to wait until late at night.

After eating two steamed buns and drinking another sip of water, I once burped with satisfaction.Turned sideways to pat the fallen leaves on the ground aside, lay on the side, ready to take a nap for a while, to refresh myself, and then kill and set fire.

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(End of this chapter)

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