Character plot experience system

Chapter 338, Is it so fierce?

"That's fine. The question is... where do I go to get out?"

"Your husband, as long as you walk along this road, you will be able to leave Renjia Village."

Lu Rou stretched out her hand to show Tang Zang the way.

Tang Zang: "Then you have to protect me when I'm behind."

"Husband, don't worry, I won't let other evil spirits hurt you."

"Then I'm relieved. Then... I can go."

"My husband, have a good journey."

Tang Zang held the urine bottle tightly, and walked towards the direction Lu Rou pointed. He walked swaggeringly, without any timidity, and was not at all worried that evil spirits would hurt him, because Lu Rou was his strongest backer behind him.

After walking for tens of meters, no evil spirits really disturbed him, and his walking posture became more and more arrogant.

Behind him, Lu Rou floated behind him, keeping a distance of ten feet. The evil spirits who wanted to hurt Tang Zang had to weigh whether they could beat Lu Rou, knowing that they couldn't beat Lu Rou's evil spirits, they could only Watching Tang Zang's delicacy walk in front of them.

Right at this moment...

Lu Rou's spirit paused, staring straight ahead,

Less than three meters in front of her, the Taoist with a yellow nose just looked at her quietly.

The yellow-nosed Daoist snorted coldly: "You still say that you have no intention of harming others, you are sneaking behind an ordinary person, what do you want to do!?"

Tang Zang, who had gone far away, couldn't hear the conversation between the yellow-nosed priest and Lu Rou, so he thought Lu Rou was still following him.

When the Taoist priest with the yellow nose appeared, the evil spirits who were cultivated below the seventh level of Duling within a radius of 50 meters fled one after another, because the masculinity of the Taoist priest with the yellow nose was too strong, they did not dare to approach.

This is a way for the Taoist leader Huang Nose to clear the field for himself, lest there will be other evil spirits who don't have long eyes running over later in the fight.However, this method cannot be maintained forever. After the fight starts, he will withdraw this yang energy, otherwise he will not be able to exert his full strength.

It was also because of the appearance of the Taoist priest with the yellow nose, even if Tang Zang did not have Lu Rou behind him to protect him, no evil spirit would dare to approach Tang Zang, because Tang Zang was within the range of the yang energy of the Taoist priest with the yellow nose, so the evil spirits did not approach, It would be hard to say if Tang Zang went out of this range.

Lu Rou: "Master Daoist, the slave family just wants to escort him out of Renjia Village."

"You are so kind? How come the poor don't believe it!"

Lu Rou's face turned sharp, and her eyes became sharp: "Yellow nose, why do I need to ask you when I do things, a majestic seven-foot man repeatedly makes things difficult for weak women, you are ashamed to be a man."

Yellow Nose: "You say that Pindao is not a man, and Pindao reluctantly admits it, but you say you are a weak woman, but Pindao doesn't agree. If you obediently let Pindao surrender today, Pindao will believe that you are a weak woman."

"Hmph! If you want to subdue me, then you have to see if you have the ability!"

"Monster! Look at the palm!"

Huang Bi's eyes froze, he retracted the coverage of Yang Qi, and attacked Lu Rou with a move of Pure Yang Palm.

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Under the bridge in front of the gate, a group of ducks swim past, come and count them, two four six seven eight~~

Tang Zang happily hummed a ditty, because he saw the entrance of the village, and he could go out with a distance of more than ten meters.

Just at this time,

At the entrance of the village, a strange evil spirit with a human head and a horse body appeared, staring at Tang Zang and drooling,

Tang Zang was not panicked at all.

He still doesn't know that Lu Rou is no longer behind him...

"The one in front, yes, is talking about you, nondescript thing, get in my way, get out of here quickly, or I'll let my wife chop you up."

Tang Zang pointed at the evil spirit of the centaur and said, very arrogant.

Centaur Evil Spirit: "I've grown up so much, I've never seen an ordinary person as arrogant as you."

Tang Zang smiled triumphantly: "Didn't you see it today? Stop talking nonsense, I'll count to three, if you don't get out of the way, I'll let my wife behind me chop you up."

The centaur evil spirit horse smiled strangely: "Giggle~~ Look around, is there anyone behind you?"

"You are so blind..."

Tang Zang turned his head to point out Lu Rou's location, but he was dumbfounded, Lu Rou disappeared,

No way... Sister, we are almost at the entrance of the village, you are playing with me and disappearing! ?

Realizing the seriousness of the matter, Tang Zang turned his head and smiled repeatedly: "Hey, my... Brother Ma, have you eaten yet? Are you in good health recently? Why are you so free to stroll here?"

While speaking, Tang Zang was calculating his distance from the entrance of the village, roughly estimating his own speed, estimating the speed of the centaur evil spirit, and then simply removing air resistance, wind resistance,

Applying a simple physics formula, if the normal average speed is calculated at [-] meters per second, and if you are weaker, you can calculate it at [-] meters per second. It will take about three to five seconds to run to the exit. I estimate the speed of the evil centaur at About ten meters per second, and I'm a second ahead of it,
In this way, I am very likely to be eaten by it halfway through the run.

If you can't get out, then run back. If you run back, you will definitely find Lu Rou, and then ask Lu Rou to chop off the centaur.

Remy Martin looked at Tang Zang with a sneer: "I haven't eaten yet, but it's almost time..."

The meaning of this is obvious.
Tang Zang took out the urine bottle with a smile: "Brother...Brother Ma, look, how about some sugar water to appetize before the meal?"

Remy Martin: "You are quite sensible, I will give you a good time later."

"Okay, thank you Brother Ma, come, let me feed you sugar water."

Tang Zang unscrewed the bottle cap,

The centaur evil spirit nodded in satisfaction, feeling that this human being was following the Tao and was very sensible.

Tang Zang put the bottle into the mouth of the centaur evil spirit, and then...

Filled it with half of the golden liquid suddenly,

Drink your piss!

Then Tang Zang took the remaining half of the boy to urinate, and ran away.

Noisy!
Noisy!Noisy!
what! ! !what! ! !
The moment the urine was poured into his mouth, the evil spirit of Remy Martin was like a piece of red-hot iron suddenly being poured with ice water, and white smoke kept coming out.

It roared in pain. Boy urine does not do much damage to the evil spirits above the fifth floor of the Duling, but it is not fatal to the evil spirits below the fifth floor of the Duling, but it is very painful to be spilled, let alone poured into it. mouth.

"Ah! Ah! Human! Human! I want to kill... kill you!!"

The angry centaur evil spirit frantically chased Tang Zang in the direction where he was escaping.

Tang Zang turned his head and saw the centaur who was smoking white smoke chasing him desperately. He was so frightened that he ran away at a high speed. He swore that this was definitely the fastest time in his life.

I drip a kidney!Is the boy peeing so hard! ?The last time I sprayed it on Lu Rou, I didn't see it so violently.

Seeing that the centaur evil spirit was getting closer and closer, and his speed was already at the limit, no matter how fast he could speed up, Tang Zang finally panicked...

"Daughter-in-law, help! Daughter-in-law! Wife! Lady! Lu Lu! Rourou! Help, your husband is going to die!! Help!"

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(End of this chapter)